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curvynjackb
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 56
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From the confessions thread we thought we'd expand on this one on a new thread
Quote by midscplfun
I confess to letting my sister assume we are going out for Sunday lunch when she babysits for us so we can go to a swingers club ............
Well we do eat there after all lol

I do like that, we need to find some good excuses as well so we can get our vanilla friends to babysit. Can't really say, ' Oh we're just going to fuck other people for a couple of hours'. Can we?
As a couple with kids we have to get vanilla friends or grandparents to babysit.
Does anyone else have to use excuses to get away?
Any good ones we could use or just have a laugh at?
h & c
Quote by midscplfun
I confess to letting my sister assume we are going out for Sunday lunch when she babysits for us so we can go to a swingers club ............
Well we do eat there after all lol

I do like that, we need to find some good excuses as well so we can get our vanilla friends to babysit. Can't really say, ' Oh we're just going to fuck other people for a couple of hours'. Can we?
Health, enough wealth to be comfortable and family.
Oh, and we got the courage up to post a profile and take part in the forums and chatrooms.
All we have to do now in 2007 is go for it!
we confess that we went to a club for the first time and were very naughty redface
we confess that it was so much fun that we're going to do lots more naughty things this year with help from the gorgeous people on this site :grin:
Chocolate log, can't beat a nice log.
Has to be the one from the bakers in the town I was brought up in though, can't be any old log, oh no.
Quote by mazandden
......i hate the fakeness, the horrible make up and straw hair and the awful acting. Sure I could do a much better job!
So long as it looks like they are really enjoying themselves and not just sticking in a few ooos n mmmmms n fuck me's wherever they like, then I'll probably enjoy it.

i agree with this idea completely. fake fucks are so, so bad. it's seeing people really enjoying themselves that gets me turned on,
curvy
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
apparently, most women's fantasies involve two men .
one to do the cleaning and one to do the cooking
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
h & c

Sorry H & C but my fantasy involves three men (I have ironing to do as well as cleaning and cooking) wink
naughty, can understand the need for another man - i think another needs to be added to do the gardening.
i think we're up to four now. any advances on that??
H & C
apparently, most women's fantasies involve two men .
one to do the cleaning and one to do the cooking
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
h & c
Ah, the rocky horror picture show - first time in public in stockings :thrilled:
h
Anyone else noticed that the threads within posts are out of order at the moment.
I posted 2 replies just now and they both appeared at the top of the thread?
fantastic, have a great day & congratulations :cheers:
it's scary, how time goes so quickly, we've been together 22, married for 18, doesn't seem like it at all. Bloody hell, that looks a long time written down!
Stil :smitten: though
Once again, congrats to you both
I want to go to the maldives and scuba dive before they disappear under the waves.
h
quick, someone invite us to a party cos we want to play :giggle: :giggle:
horny & curvy
hi foxy,
wot a lovely idea - perhaps people could use the hug u sent for wot they need it the most.
i'd like to accept your hug for feeling a bit lonely. family live quite far away and most friends are busy with their own families.
i'd like to send a hug to anyone who needs it at this time of year when people are supposed to be merry and jolly and not everyone can be or want to be due to different circumstances.
there's also a hug for all the lovely friendly people on sh who have welcomed us over the past few weeks,
BIG HUGS
curvy
hi guitarman,
welcome,
we've only been around for a few weeks. it's amazing how quickly you get into it all, and how chatty and friendly everyone is,
cheers,
curvy
individually - wow, amazing!
as a planet - Aargh, nuke them
I particularly like Arthur C Clarke quote in this area
"If in fact we are alone, it means that we're not only the heirs to the cosmos, but its guardians, which is a portentous thought.... Either alternative is amazing: whether we're alone or not alone."
That the reason we like to arrange to meet either in swingers clubs or at a pub near a swingers club, then if they don't show up, well we will have fun in the club anyway.
that's a really great ides then you haven't wasted your time and can still have a good time too. thanks for that. might try it when we finally get to meet up with others,
curvy
Quote by redpantherman
...another difficulty we have with posting and keeping up with conversations is fitting this in around children, school pick ups, cooking tea etc, etc, all the boring stuff that keeps life going and isn't as essential as we make it.
how do others manage this lifestyle around childcare??

Easy... I'm in between jobs <skiving> hire me as your baby sitter
I can put the little darlings to bed by 6pm have yer dinner on the table by leaving me ample time to play with you... redface
ahem... I meant leaving you ample time to play!
oooooooh, maybe i'll take you up on your offer one day, except they are not so little darlings being 15 and 11. bed by 6 might not go down well with them, even though it would be brill for me cos then i'd have loads of time to chat to lovely people like you.
(flattery will get you everywhere!!!!!!!!)
curvy
There's a service called flextel, url is simple, just the usual in front and back of it.
They provide a redirect service on a number that they provide. Then if you want to not use it anymore just redirect it somewhere else or close it. That's what we use.
h
Quote by redpantherman
...don't know if we can change that or make it different...

Methinks you've just made it difference HnC :thumbup:
Please ignore this rabble & bring some style n culture to the forums!!!
:swingingchair: :welcome:
thanks for the welcome redpantherman and the lovely comments. we're hoping to bring more than style and culture, we're hoping to add two sexy, lovely peple too!!!!
another difficulty we have with posting and keeping up with conversations is fitting this in around children, school pick ups, cooking tea etc, etc, all the boring stuff that keeps life going and isn't as essential as we make it.
how do others manage this lifestyle around childcare??
hope for a quick easy answer bvut suspect there isn't one unles anyone can lend us a granny???
horny n curvy
we've managed to add a few posts and still very much feel like newbies. we have had a great welcome when we intorduced ourselves and would like to extend that welcome to other newbies out there.
we feel that until maybe we meet others or get to know people more through the forum and the chat room we will still feel like newbies. don't know if we can change that or make it different,
hornyncurvy
there's a theory that says we 'swallow our parents whole' (Not THAT kind of swallow - heaven forbid!!!! - that's a different thread altogether!!!!) which means we play out how our parents behave, what they say, how they are. it's as if we have a tape inside our head playing out what they say and do. once we become aware of this we have a choice in the way behave and then can change the way we interact with other.
it's incredibly scary to think that we might turn into our parents. i am making a conscious choice to be very different from my mothe. this has only happened recently when i realised that i was too much the same and needed to be different. i even wore my hair in a very similar way,
horny once gave my mother a hug cos he thought it was me - imagine that. luckily that was as far as it went,
curvy
Quote by Lissa
She is my daughter, and I will always love her, but it is time she found out for herself what being grown up and taking charge of your own life really means. She will be welcome to visit, and I will not cut off all lines of communication, but for the time being at least she will have to sink or swim by her own efforts. Only that way will she learn.

i think this sounds like a great idea. let her know that you will always love her and that you will always be there for her and then stand back. we all learn by making mistakes but as parents we want to try to protect our children from making mistakes not for them to get hurt. they have to do it themselves sometimes to really 'get' what it's all about. they wont listen if we rabbit on at them cos it won't mean much to them.
hope this helps,
c
lessons i learned last year with my father-in-law
1. don't let you father in law move a washing machine to put lino underneath it.
2. if you do then don't believe him when he says he's turned the tap off
3. taking the hot water pipe off the washing machine is not a good idea
4. using a rubber glove to try to put pipe back on does not work. it's still too hot.
5. don't try this in a space 3ftx4ftx4ft high
6. don't do ANY job with your father-in-law
h
Thought we'd give our perspective as beginners.
We discussed this very thing just recently, what our limits should be, should we keep some things special.
We decided that if we were going to do this (and we are :grinsmile then we want to experience what we can, we haven't set any limits apart from we will play together, not separately and if one of us feels overwhelmed or shaky then we step back and slow down, reflect and regroup.
In terms of special I think the times you share cuddled up in front of a good film or watching the sun go down over the sea are special moments that only happen when you care emotionally, not just physically.
We've had sex which has been physically fantastic and made love which has been a different dimension.
We don't yet know what swinging will bring us, I'm guessing the physical highs, but we just plan to go with the flow and enjoy.
h & c
hugs from us too, we have a teen who ranges from angel to spitting demon, but not yet old enough to go off on her own although it has been threatened (by her, not us).
What do we do?, just try and weather the storms and bask in the good memories and good times when you can.
good luck
h
I could do with a laugh at the moment, does anyone have any swinger jokes.
There must be some out there but I can't remember ever having heard any before.
Make me laugh! rotflmao
h