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curvynjackb
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 54
0 miles · Bristol
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Sexpert
ok, here's a few conspiracy theories:
1a. gray is suing NoW (owned by murdoch)
1b. gray works for BSkyB (murdoch is trying to take ownership thereof, currently being rebuffed)
1c. murdoch sends a message to bskyb, mess with me and you go down
1d. next step - horses head in BSkyB Chief's bed.
2a. gray and keys have obviously upset someone
2b. said party leaks tapes to get their own back
3a. Sky want to sack gray and keys but too expensive
3b. said party leaks tapes to get them to resign
4a. amdy gray is a bit of a twat.
5a. they were unlucky- they made a mistake without a doubt but an on-screen apology should have been enough imho.
disclaimer - 1 is probably true, 1 is possibly true, 3 are just conspiracy theories so by definition are just nonsense - figure it out yourself
1a. gray is suing NoW (owned by murdoch)
1b. gray works for BSkyB (murdoch is trying to take ownership thereof, currently being rebuffed)
1c. murdoch sends a message to bskyb, mess with me and you go down
1d. next step - horses head in BSkyB Chief's bed.
2a. gray and keys have obviously upset someone
2b. said party leaks tapes to get their own back
3a. Sky want to sack gray and keys but too expensive
3b. said party leaks tapes to get them to resign
4a. amdy gray is a bit of a twat.
5a. they were unlucky- they made a mistake without a doubt but an on-screen apology should have been enough imho.
disclaimer - 1 is probably true, 1 is possibly true, 3 are just conspiracy theories so by definition are just nonsense - figure it out yourself
Sexpert
Quote by HugsnKisses
I have had a root canal, top left nr the back. Took 7 or 8 visits each lasting 2+ hours where they kept shoving little "toothpicks " into the gap and measuring how deep it was...then packed it with antibiotics then sent me home for another month.
blimey, poor thing, i've had quite a few root canals done, never taken that many, usually2, 3 at most - it isn't the most pleasant of routines but i'd rather keep a tooth as long as possible, mine have lasted yrs and yrs (jack here btw
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Sexpert
Quote by Bluefish2009
I know many here think I am mad for following this one, but still can not help but think that some thing is wrong here, as do many other mad people
Madbeing the very operative word of anyone who believes a word of 911 'truthers' Sheesh!
Not noticed you guys in the CA part of the forum before :welcome:
Label them as you will, I am never keen on such labels, they are all too often used to belittle people.
I do not believe or have any elegance with either side of this story, I have however seen and read things which I have taken a view on.
thank you for the welcome, it's jack here. I pop in fairly irregularly over the years lol.
Maybe mad is a bit strong, naive? unwilling? gullible?
Me too, and based those opinions on logic, facts and hard scientific truths.
And I'm very sceptical in nature, never truly believe anything government or corporations tell me but the facts are there for this one. can't really deny them, as much as some people would wish.
And anyway, governments just aren't clever enough or efficient enough to pull off anything like this lol
Sexpert
Quote by Bluefish2009
I know many here think I am mad for following this one, but still can not help but think that some thing is wrong here, as do many other mad people
Madbeing the very operative word of anyone who believes a word of 911 'truthers' Sheesh!
Sexpert
I use the kindle app on an android phone, it's great.
Would i prefer a book, tbh yes but i can have countless books on there and it's in my pocket.
Would i pay more than a quid or so for a book on there, no. Why not, well, why should i pay nywhere near the pb/hb price when all i have is electrons. Plus i can't pass it on, either for money or for free, at least with a proper back it can be enjoyed by many.
So it has pluses and minuses but i certainly enjoy having it on my phone, and i've got tons of free books on there, i might even spend, Oooh, 71p on a couple some time lol
Would i prefer a book, tbh yes but i can have countless books on there and it's in my pocket.
Would i pay more than a quid or so for a book on there, no. Why not, well, why should i pay nywhere near the pb/hb price when all i have is electrons. Plus i can't pass it on, either for money or for free, at least with a proper back it can be enjoyed by many.
So it has pluses and minuses but i certainly enjoy having it on my phone, and i've got tons of free books on there, i might even spend, Oooh, 71p on a couple some time lol
Sexpert
Quote by mancunian
Can you read a kindle on a plane, my book I can.
Yes you can.
They don't ask you to switch stuff off just because it's electronic (and that's just nonsense anyway, like mobile phones at petrol stations). They also ask you to pay attention during takeoff and landing so that if anything does happen you're more aware.
Plus iirc the kindle doesn't actually use any power when simply displaying a page, it is effectively off, drawing no power, the wonder of e-ink or similar.
Sexpert
Thanks for doing the organising sminty.
Weather was fab, company great, cheers all
c & j xx
Weather was fab, company great, cheers all
c & j xx
Sexpert
Go on then, add us 
as long as my car is up and running that wekeend we'll be there
It'll be great to catch up with old friends and make new ones xx
as long as my car is up and running that wekeend we'll be there
It'll be great to catch up with old friends and make new ones xx
Sexpert
sounds fab, been wanting to see what the place is like, will have to start polishing up my moves :shock:
Sexpert
Thanks for the info gfc, will have to step in there soon
jack xxx
The local chatroom for Staines is either the Surrey or Southcoast rooms on Chat 1 - that's where you will usually find the Staines Massive.
jack xxx
Quote by Gufuncouple
So where do the staines area people hang out in the chat rooms??
I'm in staines for a week (training course!) at the start of dec, would be good to chat with some people in the area , see if I can make that connection and meet up that week.
I have had a look through the servers but couldn't find anything obvious.
cheers
jack xx
The local chatroom for Staines is either the Surrey or Southcoast rooms on Chat 1 - that's where you will usually find the Staines Massive.
Sexpert
hi
Been to 3/4 clubs and whilst there is some porn, it's always been in a particular room, usually called the 'cinema' or 'porn' room. You tend to have to go looking for it, I mean why watch the telly when it's happening 5 ft in front of you
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As for dress, some clubs are lingerie/towel and some are 'street clothes' although I've never seen anyone on the street in what some people were wearing :shock:
Try this page for starters, http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html and check the club websites about dress code.
Good luck, have a fab evening when you do go
jack x
Been to 3/4 clubs and whilst there is some porn, it's always been in a particular room, usually called the 'cinema' or 'porn' room. You tend to have to go looking for it, I mean why watch the telly when it's happening 5 ft in front of you
.As for dress, some clubs are lingerie/towel and some are 'street clothes' although I've never seen anyone on the street in what some people were wearing :shock:
Try this page for starters, http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html and check the club websites about dress code.
Good luck, have a fab evening when you do go
jack x
Sexpert
Quote by anais
Am gonna nick all those before anyone else sees em
you can have more anytime
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:Woooooohoooooooooo I'm gonna get sore lips at this rate :giggle:
ooo-err
:shock: :grin:
Sexpert
Quote by anais
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm snogging
what's not to like
Am gonna nick all those before anyone else sees em
you can have more anytime
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Sexpert
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm snogging
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
what's not to like
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: what's not to like
Sexpert
So where do the staines area people hang out in the chat rooms??
I'm in staines for a week (training course!) at the start of dec, would be good to chat with some people in the area , see if I can make that connection and meet up that week.
I have had a look through the servers but couldn't find anything obvious.
cheers
jack xx
I'm in staines for a week (training course!) at the start of dec, would be good to chat with some people in the area , see if I can make that connection and meet up that week.
I have had a look through the servers but couldn't find anything obvious.
cheers
jack xx
Sexpert
Quote by Freckledbird
I think they mean they want to keep the soft furnishings clean.
Or did you mean it's the woman saying that?
I think it was that men use a box of tissues for a porn film; women use a box of tissues for a weepy film.
yes, it's obviously a bit early for some people :yawn:
Sexpert
What they mean when they say, "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
anyone got any others?
anyone got any others?
Sexpert
Quote by Bonedigger
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
That'll explain the sudden increase in Thumb Enlargement spam I keep getting!!
Quote by Bonedigger
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
I'm sure it's more like ten times, some of the people i've met :shock:
Quote by Bonedigger
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
Ahem!, so i've been told :mrgreen:
Quote by Bonedigger
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
lol, priceless
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Quote by john469
Curvy, I have just cleared the Opera cache and all is now well again
Anyone else having issues, go to 'tools' > 'delete private data' > 'delete options' and clear the cache.
Thanks john, worked a treat.
Slight typo in instructions tho, should be go to 'tools' > 'delete private data' > hit 'Delete' button. This will clear the cache, cookies, sites visited history etc. If you want to limit what you clear then go into 'Detailed Options' and choose before hitting delete.
thanks again for figuring it out
cheers
c & j xx
Sexpert
Have done Tai-Chi in the past, it can be defined as a martial art, if you look behind the history and mechanics of the moves they usually derive from some form of defensive manouvre, eg, deflecting an arm as it goes to hit you, all the way to offensive procedures, eg sword stab!.
It's just done very very very slowly lol.
Into mindfulness meditation at the moment, very relaxing - Breathe, ahhhh
It's just done very very very slowly lol.
Into mindfulness meditation at the moment, very relaxing - Breathe, ahhhh
Sexpert
At the moment can get into chat on firefox but not opera. On opera get Auth Failed msg.
Has anyone alse had similar or got any ideas as to why?
cheers
c & j xx
Has anyone alse had similar or got any ideas as to why?
cheers
c & j xx
Sexpert
anger needs to be seen as just another emotion we feel. just like joy, sadness, love, hate. it is when it gets stored up and not released do the problems occur.
try to find a way to relase the built up anger in a helpful healthy way.
i have found scribbling with crayons helpful, ripping newspaper, karate chopping newspaper if you can get someone to hold it for you.
using an empty pop bottle to smash hell out of something thats not going to break is a great way to release pent up anger.
and the foam baseball bats you can buy are absolutely the best!!!!
along side of all this physical action you need to shout, scream and let the angry sounds come out too.
it takes practice and patience to have a good anger session, build up to it and keep trying.
good luck in finding the best way for you
curvy xxx
try to find a way to relase the built up anger in a helpful healthy way.
i have found scribbling with crayons helpful, ripping newspaper, karate chopping newspaper if you can get someone to hold it for you.
using an empty pop bottle to smash hell out of something thats not going to break is a great way to release pent up anger.
and the foam baseball bats you can buy are absolutely the best!!!!
along side of all this physical action you need to shout, scream and let the angry sounds come out too.
it takes practice and patience to have a good anger session, build up to it and keep trying.
good luck in finding the best way for you
curvy xxx
Sexpert
i absolutely love my boobs but this was not always the case. as a teenager they were difficult to live with, difficult to buy clothes that fitted in the right places, difficult for guys to have a conversation with me without staring at my boobs.
Now - they are fab as is all of me, i love my curvy body.
what i do hate is some guys in chat asking how big they are. to me its irrelevant how big they are, they are a part of me and thats it.
it sometimes feels like guys are having a competition - whats the biggest tits you've had.
i'm here on this site as all of me not just a pair of tits!!!
curvy xx
Now - they are fab as is all of me, i love my curvy body.
what i do hate is some guys in chat asking how big they are. to me its irrelevant how big they are, they are a part of me and thats it.
it sometimes feels like guys are having a competition - whats the biggest tits you've had.
i'm here on this site as all of me not just a pair of tits!!!
curvy xx
