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davej
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Quote by MikeNorth
But weren't iced gems in various colours? dunno
Good to see you back, davej. wave

Indeed they are Mike and its my understanding that once the iceing swirls are artexed onto the biscuit base they are trucked to the Stoke area where they are painted by the numurous pottery artists that had a steady hand a set of fine hair brushes and no employment since the closure of a number of factories.
Quote by Bluefish2009
"If you plant rice, rice will grow. If you plant fear, fear will grow."

...wise age old sayings bluefish and ones i would normally concur with, but having tried to grow rice on my allotment I can say that despite useing a premium brand, Ambrosia, not a single plant grew and all I was left with when I turned the ground to plant turnips two yrars later. was 4 dozen rusted tins minus their labels and not a shoot in sight.
Quote by Dino.
I think id have a re think about using iced jems straight off dave, them buggers are lethal under foot.
Start off with crisps or maybe monster munches, remember to avoid salt n vinager though cos if you sustain a snack based foot injury it`ll sting like a bastard.
For the next level i suggest a full week of training with that good ole family favourite, the cornflake.
Then and only then should you take on the iced gem, but remember FOCUS!! FOCUS""
I wish you good luck and look forward to hearing how you did wink

Ah Dino remember Im not useing hot coals to preserve the carpet and now you suggest I throw my cornflakes down for a week as a starter instead. Clearly you've never spilt milk in the boot of your car and suffered the resultant odour else you wouldn't suggest I chuck my morning cornflakes onto the Axminster. At around 300ml per serving thats a lot of milk soaking in through the week.
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.
I'm trying to replicate that state of mind that allows people to walk barefoot on hot coals withouut feeling pain, obviousely i cant use hot coals for fear of damaging the carpet so Ive opted for a six pack of Iced Gems laid out iced side up. If I dont go for it then the dog gets a treat.
Quote by benrums0n
It all depends how you interpret the AUP phrase "Abusive, aggressive, hateful or racist behaviour towards fellow members, Ops/Mods or Administration staff".
The original post and some of the comments in my view were all of those things.

Racist? where the fuck did you get that from? I try and stay out of argument and I seldom take offence, but you've overstepped the line with that accusation. I can see how there might be misunderstanding about my wording, for them as want to find it, but there is none about yours.
There was no intent to offend anyone, least of all fat folk, take a look at the avatar picture and tell me how many ribs you see...thats right none, not a fucking one, why? because I can't pass a burger bar or a chocolate stand without making a purchase, I fall into the very catagory of persons that you want to protect from my venom. Minorities group my arse, where was that dreamed up from, when the fuck did fat people like me become a minority group that needs your support from people that want to marginalise them like ...eerm....me :crazy: fucking hell that means I need protecting from me
Quote by benrums0n
I believe internet forums need to be more like an employment level of acceptable behaviours towards others than for example that enjoyed by us in our social lives. This is because I think it helps folk to integrate in what can be a very intimidating and easily misinterpreted environment.

Couldn't agree more so why not step back and ask yourself if it isnt you, that has misinterpreted a post.
Quote by benrums0n
If one person feels put off from contributing by the OP or some of the responses, that in my view is one too many.

..and equally so, if folk read threads and think, fuck that I've got to avoid the eggshells and cracks in the pavement, less I'm the target for outrageous accusation.
Quote by benrums0n
That said those who thinks its over the top but are self assured can always respond quite appropriately in my view in the manner that Res and Lost did.

I have no problem with thier responses, I could have chosen better words, they got the wrong end of the stick, what ever, I accept those things happen, but yours, however well crafted has pissed me off.
Quote by benrums0n
If you over moderate forums they tend to die of sterility anyway.

I agree and as an ex moderator on here fully understand that, I also understand that members who want to pick over posts to find offence when they know full well none was intended also moderate forums by preventing the less 'self assured' from posting.
I make no apology for the original post, it was a piss take of those that have the arrogance to take spaces intended for less fortunate people. You are simply trying to make summint outa nowt.
My vote goes to Nookie Bear, he's got a sharp tongue on him and I kinda think it would just make it a bit more fun. I know Roger De Courcey would have to accompany him, but there's room on the chair and provided it's made clear to him that he's not allowed to speak as only elected oficials can speak from the floor, I can't see why it won't work. dunno
Yes I've had a soft top in the past, never again, they are for a younger generation, the amount of abuse I got meant that in the end I just didn't bother dropping it. Had it used as a mobile skip whilst sitting at traffic lights, water squirted outa them bottles everyone seems to carry is a favourite one as well. Like a lot of things, for me anyways, they ain't all there cracked up to be. On a really hot day it's better to put the roof up and get the air con going. If your a smoker, forget it unless your going to wear one of the plastic Tommy Tippee bibs to catch the ash. Nope tried em, didn't like em.
Theme tune from the Archers. I like to skip and the Archers is proper skipping music.
Quote by Cubes
Princess Salmon would have sounded worse dunno

It wasn't until I read this out loud to the wife that I got it! rotflmao
It's one of them that don't travel well cubes, regional accents an all.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed lol :lol:

The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave? rolleyes
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp
Ewww that sounds gross :shock:
It is gross, but worth about 400,000 hits on you tube. Lets not dismiss it.
A pressure washed, stiple rolled, body popping pensioner could make it onto Oprah.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed lol :lol:

The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave? rolleyes
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
Quote by woohoo
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed lol :lol:

The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
Don't want to be picky but I think there's a comma missing in that post. wink
Just folks preferences Pete, but there's folk out there that prefer older men, just gotta work at it. In the meantime there are other benefits to being older , you get to paint your lounge for 10% less on a Wednesday.
Quote by Dave__Notts
But what would we do with a Pyramid or another Stone Henge?
bolt
Dave_Notts

Provide much needed employment for fence erectors once they've been built.
Judith Chalmers. I went to one of her featured holiday locations and it was shite. I'd like her to experiance the same feeling of dissapointment.
I've not had an incident close enough to me that has caused me to think and then become a different thinking person thereafter, however I do get lost in thought, enough that I get engrossed in my thinking to the exclusion of those around me. They can say something to me and I don't hear it, so in that sense I guess my brain is working, but thinking about it now it's seldom on important matters, an example would be cake mix.
We don't cook in our house, but I was fortunate to be round the sister in laws house when she was making a cake, it was even more fortunate that I won the coveted bowl and spoon she had used for the mixture as her kids were out. Now I've loved cake mix since I was a kid, wouldn't give you tuppence for the cake but the mix...heaven, finger in, face in, anything to get every last bit. I've never understood why anyone would want to take a sweet, smooth, soft foodstuff that helter skelters round the mouth with flavour and turn it into a dry, dull thing like a cake, anyways thats what got me thinking.
I know you can buy cake and dry cake mix in the shops, but they dont sell a wet mix, one that you could just rip open and eat. Could it be done? was I the only person who liked it enough to buy it as a sweet treat? How big a spoon and bowl would I need if it took off?....and a whole list of other thoughts that were deep enough that I was glad when I went to bed and forgot it, cos it just kept pinging around in my head and wouldn't go away, even though I knew I was in La La Land again.
Probably not along the lines you were thinking about, but in short, yes at times I do think and think very deeply, unfortunately those thoughts are, on reflection, mostly shite.
Quote by Rogue_trader
Yes starting with the kids names, surely the naming of someone "Princess Tiaamii" is some form of abuse?

Princess Salmon would have sounded worse dunno
The other posters have just about covered it, upper arm and shoulder seem less sensitive as does the lower leg. Areas to avoid would be the ribs and the areas of chest close to the armpit.
edit: the back of the neck isn't too bad and I'm told the wrist is o.k. different folk feel different things, I've experianced mild discomfort, to grit yer teeth pain, hence stay away from your ribs. It's best to say that it's not pain free in any area.
Quote by foxylady2209
Guess I'm kinda odd cos I don't like music, never been to a concert, wouldn't put a C.D. on. I do listen to music, can't avoid it, it's all around me, but wouldn't do it voluntarily.

That's very interesting. Do you find music annoying, like there is something wrong with it?
I ask becasue I recently read about people with various forms of 'amusia'. In some caes it was acquired after a head injury but some were born with it. For some people music just sounded like a cacophony, others couldn't get into any rythm so it was annoying.
No not at all Foxylady, I can hear a song and think 'thats nice' but not beyond that. I listen to it at home because other family members have it on, but it does nothing for me. I know I can hear the right sounds and rhythems because I ain't that bad at dancing, but when I'm on my own and the environment is mine to control, I don't listen to it.
Yes I would be put off, it asks for attractive and I ain't likely to get Littlewoods catalogue book me to model their summer swim wear. If it said, easy going, good company, I'd probably go ahead cos I'd consider myself as being able to tick that box.
I assume it's folks way of trying to filter responses, it's just a bit more difficult to do, attractive is a bit more variable. No tall people, no short people, no fat people, no thin people, no people wearing a thunderbirds uniform are a bit more straight forward.
There are looks...facial features, body shape, dress, etc... that I find attractive, some that I don't and no doubt they will be at odds with another persons attractive.
I seldom look at profiles so can't really say,I've got a bit of text in mine and a face pic although thats a picture of my identical twin brother, with his permission, lets folk see what I look like whilst maintaining my anonimity.
Quote by __random_orbit__
"twinky"?
I get the general impression from your post, but feel, in a rather embarrassed manner, that I aught to ask.
lp

Your general impression would be right lp, I find most of the more common names a tad coarse for my ear, eye and typing finger.
Quote by Freckledbird
Feels naughty shagging whilst wearing them :twisted:

How I remember those days, were geting into the last chapters of life now so mrs davej just leaves her slippers on.
Mrs davej suffered some discomfort because of footwear when we first met, she's very short, just over three foot, anyways we noticed that when we walked the dog she occasionally got a sore twinky, didn't happen all the time but it was enough to send her to the doctors, they tried potions and lotions, but nothing worked. By keeping a diary of when this happened we managed to discover that it only happened when it was raining, from there it was relatively easy to work out that cutting four inches off the top of her wellies would cure the problem.
Quote by travlinmanukok
Why is there designated parking for disabled people outside skating rinks :shock: :shock: :shock:
trav.....

Should have a symbol that people like me hang round their necks once inside so folk can give em a wide berth, only tried it once, looked like an octopus falling out of a tree. Never again.
Guess I'm kinda odd cos I don't like music, never been to a concert, wouldn't put a C.D. on. I do listen to music, can't avoid it, it's all around me, but wouldn't do it voluntarily.
Quote by well_busty_babe
With regard to the motorways,the law says that you should use the inside lane to drive in,and the outer two lanes for overtaking is an offence to sit for a prolonged period of time in the middle or outside lane when the inside is clear.

It's also dangerous, you could get run over.