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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
UK
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Quote by Bonedigger
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!!
what if you dont have a mouse :smug:
on the lappy :giggle:
hwoar: the mans man Quote by Stormwalker
I often wonder why adults try to steel childrens noses.....
Elementary my dear Markz,it’s because noses keep growing all the time, like ears. Adults who have large noses to start with, steal the smaller noses of children, so that they may replace their own large misshapen noses with smaller more attractive ones.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by markz
I steer cleer of the pro's
charge too much anyway.....
nice to see your humour is still as dry as a rats arse in the sahara lol
hey you set em up I'll knock em out.... :roll:
dont change the subject to sex :roll:
did that sound funny in your head......
i dont have a head
im the original headless chicken Quote by Mistress_39
ever wondered why................
you sit staring at your phone willing the thing to ring with the call you have been expecting for hours ............and the flippin thing rings when you have just run upstairs for a quick wee: :?:
This can be avoided by having a bucket beside your phone........or alternatively..........make sure you give them your mobile number in future :cry:
(Hello sassy :inlove: )
No one rings me until i get in the bath
sure theres a spy cam in me bathroom, if there is they will be :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at my attempt of tyling and grouting :shock: Ever wondered why some people stick their tongue out whilst concentrating
i do :P
Quote by AtomCom2001
% of people can touch all of there teeth with their own tongue. This saying is used to prove that people do not believe even the obvious. IE.. Dogs can not look up (we are 99.9% sure they can but we still distrust the obvious)
so are the other 1% short tongued or big mouthed???
:lol: i know my dog can look up
Quote by H-x
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..
am i wierd that i can??????
Me too.
Or is it just a ploy to get us to exercise our tongues
H.x
maybe tis a tactic to find out who has a flexible tongue to work out his wanna shag list :giggle: either that or we just a really talented bunch o peeps
Ever wondered why............ feet are ugly
: :?: Quote by bbw_lover
Why am I not surprised? :silly:
One EXTREMELY large one for the lady in the corner! :lol2:
i hope were still talking about a drink :giggle: or can i have both
ok tis nearly six i might give up the tiling for now and enjoy a
long.................................................
sweet.................................................
hot...................................................
steamy...............................................
coffee
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Lovelife to me is the romantic side - whether that's a new interest or a longterm relationship.
I'd ask a non-swinging friend who is dating "how's your love life" but I'd ask a swinger "how's your sex life".
That is because I am nosy!
yup ditto same thoughts here :thumbup: my nana asks me how my love life is (she still calls it courting)
so marya hows your sex life :giggle:
Quote by snazandg
okay i have taken all you have said on board and changed my profile but the real question was does anyone ever invite a complete stranger who they have never seen or met round for sex
thats where gut instincts come in to it for me, if it feels right then yes if i have any quarms about it at all - then no :thumbup:
Quote by Warmerslip sliding awaaaaaay!
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil :D
yup thats me :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseuslip sliding awaaaaaay!
yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lol
Quote by st3v3
Do Tan have new pics??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you notice the laminate floring Sarge, I was thinking of getting something similar for my office at home
ffs
its all me own handy work i have to ad done it all myself when dek was away im getting good at diy malarky 