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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Bi-curious Female, 40
UK

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Xmas day..
Wake the son up, open presents
Phone family
Skip breakfast...
Travel up my parents for Xmas dinner, turkey and all the trimmings.. Desserts (not xmas pud) and wine
Strongbow
Few choccies in the afternoon,
Strongbow
And some junk for tea and trifle
Strongbow
Go home
More chocolate
More strongbow
Have a lazy shag
Go to bed...
Boxing Day
Skip breakfast
Tidy house in a half dazed fuss and wishing I had never offered to cook today
Prepare seafood and meat platters for boxing day tea
Send dek to the shop for that thing I forgot rolleyes
Help son put together that toy that says its age 7+ and dek cant manage it
Wait for family to arrive, they are running late again
Drink wine while preparing, eating, cleaning up,
Watch film
Change drink to strongbow
Get the snacks out
Tell a few jokes and home truths
More strongbow
chocolate
more strongbow
Pint or 5 of water then bed
Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room
lol :lol:
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Quote by Calista
OMG! Tan that's brilliant!!! :giggle:
I've just finished wrapping more pressies and now I'm looking round my living room at the mess! redface

:sob: I want my tree up!
DG how many pressies have you bought? You constantly seem to be wrapping?
Thanks DG kiss
Cali, Its not how many she has bought its the effort she takes to wrap each one must take her 1 hour on each :lol2:
bolt
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In early years it was always my sister causing arguments at christmas, Since then hardy ever except last boxing day redface I had to much to drink and dek had been nitpicking and I took it the wrong way surprisedops:
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Quote by Bonedigger
To TanKinky
You are lush - gizza snog passionkiss

Oh Thank you who ever you are!!
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Ive never had the pleasure of fondling false ones but I do prefer smaller boobs, ie less than D cup, I have my own huge hooters and massive nipples to play with so huge is nothing new.
I prefer smaller nipples to wink
I am not against a boob job either, I know if i had none be it through size or illness then i would not feel as womenly :shock:
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Quote by the_Laird
You can't rush diy Ian
cool

That's the blokes answer :lol2:
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Quote by Ian
It means you need to rearrange the furniture to cover the mark before dawnie sees it :lol2:

Move the furniture lol We need a sofa the size of Belgium to hide these stripes.
I think I am gonna have to blame it on the boogeyman
Go buy a new rug :lol:
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It means you need to rearrange the furniture to cover the mark before dawnie sees it :lol2:
Then when she finds it blame the dog/cat/sock eating monster/spiders/snakes/ginu rats :smug:
Or dash to BnQ buy some flooring get it laid before she finishes work and hey presto pretend its a early xmas box :smug:
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Finishing Dek's xmas present last night and the fact he gets back tonight :twisted:
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Quote by janemcc
Its as commercial and money spinning as you make it rolleyes
Try forgetting the hype and just enjoy the time for what it is
Kids dont need the "must have top of the range bank breaking out of stock present" mad and mainly dont want it I find, But "some" parents seem to have the "I will get my child what I think it wants at any cost because I can" attitude lol IMHO wink
My sons favourite time of xmas is putting the decorations up and helping me bake

:thumbup: Amen to that Tan
Our eldest daughter summed it up perfectly on Sunday.
We were all snuggled up together having a party tea and watching Elf, when it finished she got up , gave us a huge hug and said"Thank you ,i know i'll love whatever you get me for christmas but tonight has been better than any present " :smile2:
:thumbup: Sounds brill. kiss
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Its as commercial and money spinning as you make it rolleyes
Try forgetting the hype and just enjoy the time for what it is
Kids dont need the "must have top of the range bank breaking out of stock present" mad and mainly dont want it I find, But "some" parents seem to have the "I will get my child what I think it wants at any cost because I can" attitude lol IMHO wink
My sons favourite time of xmas is putting the decorations up and helping me bake
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Quote by blonde
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so flipa
:giggle:
Well I can dream cant I dunno
Oh no he isn't .......... he's mine!!!! :smug:
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wanna bet mrs :rascal: :sparring:
:giggle:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:

Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oi!!! smackbottom
I asked first!!! :giggle:
You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so flipa
:giggle:
Well I can dream cant I dunno
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Quote by Steve
Transformers is on over Xmas....Does that count :lol2:

No smackbottom
Go watch Mrs Christmas :twisted:
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I watched "blizzard" earlier that was a nice Christmas story that I had not seen before lol :lol: (on the free movie channels)
Now watching Elf :twisted:
Miracle of 34th Street
Meet me in St Louis
Santa Claus the Movie 1, 2 +3
:happy: :happy:
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Quote by danne-gary
ok iv changed my mind now .... basshunter ... jingle bells ... best christmas song ever, love it sooooooo much biggrin

:karaoke:
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George Clooney
Richard Gere
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp
Alan Rickman
Keira Knightly
A young Patrick Swayze
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Peanut
There's always Deprovera to consider.

I had terrible stomach pain 2 weeks out of 4 with the depo and weight gain.