Quote by Steve
as we men do not suffer from this pain in the ass once a month or should it be pain elsewhere ? as a guy can only suggest ...jack daniels .... there beggers a question face shaving or periods both are wrought with pain both are a hindrance but we wimp men will stick to face shaving and leave the period thingy with you admirable women ........
women have periods .. mood changes ..give birth ..and pregnancy ... us men have .........er hem .. nothing to moan about
nola I tip my hat xx
steve xx

Quote by JTS
Try anal sex without any lubricant, then imagine the pain around the front !

Quote by splendid_
I am blown away by my son's g/f's mum.
She has just made a special trip to my house to speak to me and apologise for all of the hurt and angst and trauma she has heaped down on me in the last 6 months since our children started dating.
She is a Jehovah's witness and to her I am a Lesbian and non-believer. She has called me, in the last 6 months, a paeodophile, child abuser, seducteress, pervert oh the list goes on. Through-out this tirade I have attempted to be calm and supportive towards her family and beliefs and I am blown away by her apology and the courage it must have taken from her to give it. I am so pleased that my son and I have maintained both our temper and our positive outlook.
I am proud of us both and I am impressed with her humility.
wow :shock:

Quote by noladreams30
Sorry... I had to resurrect this!
I just remembered conversations at the Wigan pre-Munch about pork pies and thousand island dressing!
EEEEEEUUUUUGGGH!
Now where is that damn vomit emoticon?!

Quote by Steve

As for me Steve..... Why do you think I make sure smallest child knows what I want??

Quote by mazandden
Also, alcohol, i have never understood how a bottle of champers/vino etc could be priced at 100 quid, even 1000 quid- surely it can't taste that much better than a 6 quid bottle?!
m xx

Quote by Steve
The wife and her Gran...
Her Gran is 90 odd and what do you buy for someone who has been around for so long
Chances are they have had or do have pretty much everything they need/want....
Its very difficult....
As for buying for the wife well
Results could be disastrous :lol2:

Quote by Lost
D'ya know guys, I am sort of feeling all educated now . What sort of cars did they race again

Quote by poshkate
you lot are just bonkers! First we're talking about frogs and if we like them or not, then suddenly we're onto chopping up slugs! Bonkers!
I'll just get back to shampooing the rabbit! :giggle:

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Lost me cucumber
Anyone seen it??

Quote by Bonedigger
snakes....nasty, slimy, yukky, shifty eyed, shudder making little devils!
so....love em or hate em....and why are there so many of them in places they shouldnt be?