my entry -
a new hifi system with a subwoofer large enough for a night club
placed on the adjoining wall
:scared:
i needed one
will add a vote later (if i can) for the best one :giggle:
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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
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sure isQuote by winchwench
Alan Rickman in his role as sherif of Nottingham. Utterly, totally:hump: able!
Jeff Goldblum, hell yes. Thought I was alone with that one!
H.x
Tan: Amanda Lamb is one of the presenters of "a place in the sun" (also a former "scottish widow") and Kirsty Allsop presents location, location, location. :thumbup:
ah silly me :lol: thats the blondness, ok i got the location women, cant place the other one tho i may have to watch a place in the sun now :lol:
and alan rickman in anything........................or nothing
:inlove:
:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :sticky:
Quote bythats what i would do :smug:Pick up if you like. Did you expext Adam to let you cum again?
Adam and Eve go to a swinging party. As the evening goes on Adam picks on a lady and Eve settles down with Nick seven and a half feet away.
didt know picking on ladies in clubs still went on:lol: :lol:
Eve is surprised to get her first ever orgasm. Does she;
Run back to Adam fall at his feet. Give him a blow job and ask if they can come again.
Yes :lol:Being a hopeless romantic I hoped Eve would do just that.
does that make me your eve :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by
There is no spy cam, your just paranoid. Is that a mole on your inner thigh?
:eeek: u have either had the magnifying glass out over my pics or u watch the spy cam to :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
There is no spy cam. Can you prune the pot plant in the bath room? :twisted:ah the games up uve had the magnifying glass out aint ya, pot plant
plants belong in the garden i do not own a single plant that stays inside the house anywhere lol not even false ones :giggle: Quote bythats what i would do :smug:Pick up if you like. Did you expext Adam to let you cum again?
Adam and Eve go to a swinging party. As the evening goes on Adam picks on a lady and Eve settles down with Nick seven and a half feet away.
didt know picking on ladies in clubs still went on
Eve is surprised to get her first ever orgasm. Does she;
Run back to Adam fall at his feet. Give him a blow job and ask if they can come again.
Yes :lol:
Quote bythats what i would do :smug:
Adam and Eve go to a swinging party. As the evening goes on Adam picks on a lady and Eve settles down with Nick seven and a half feet away.
didt know picking on ladies in clubs still went on
Eve is surprised to get her first ever orgasm. Does she;
Run back to Adam fall at his feet. Give him a blow job and ask if they can come again.
swinging is alot more tha pure wife swapping just think of mmf, ffm, fm meets etc etcQuote by winchwench
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small: :!:
Plim
:violin: :cry:
Don't panic- I get my fair share of them too.
wenchy would you like a penis enlargement :shock:
Quote by veejay
stupidity imo but its their religion/following/race so they make the rules i guess
I don't think this is anything to do with race/religion. Just a few people being silly. If it were offensive, then the native colleague wouldn't have defended her.
A British schoolteacher has been arrested in Sudan accused of insulting Islam's Prophet, after she allowed her pupils to name a teddy bear Muhammad.taken from the news story
Quote by Mallock2006
Ummmmm .... I am still here, ya know!
tell me who i've been loving and sexing please 'cos i can't remember a thing.
No naming and shaming here :lol2:
no naming and shaming lol buts i go on vanilla night out and i gets a text marya shaggin on cam ffs i cant go nowhere :shock:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
why is it that if you
sit rotating your right leg in a clockwise movement and then while doing this
draw a number six in the air with your right hand your foot changes direction ???
xx femxxx
because your pissed again......
noooooo lol did you try to do it??
xx xfem xx
:smug: i did they both went clockwise
Quote by Bonedigger
Did you know that its a sign that you are a raging nymphomaniac, and have FAR too much sex, if you read emails or pages on the net, with your hand on the mouse.
nope, dont bother removing your hand now....its too late........you have been found out!!!
what if you dont have a mouse :smug:
on the lappy :giggle:
smart arse!!!!! :lol: :lol:
i cant help it lol
