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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
UK

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Quote by Cherrytree
Yeah but I'm going as a teacher!
Wail boooo hoooo

Stress causes spots - teachers get very stressed so teachers must get spots to wink
On and mine has started coming out in sympathy :cry:
It was the closest match to the knickers I could find without actually going shopping :lol2: so spank me :twisted:
And maz mine is definitely the cheap version of you lol
Quote by mazandden
are you volunteering there, tanny?!?! :twisted:

Since its (nearly) Christmas
Yes :twisted:
Quote by mazandden
If i have to choose, can i have the middle one?! I don't have a chimmney though, how will santa get her to me?????? :shock:

Don't you know santa gets a magic key now?? that unlocks each and every door in the world?
Lyns- our V box just arrived yesterday- it's amazing and we got an awesome deal on it- I even did a free pilates class from it yesterday, and den picked up a few golf tips before he went out today, recorded the film we were too tired and pissed to watch- all good!
Santa I'd like a dolls house or a sat nav, but i especially want a double sided strap on pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
(and someone to test it out on if it's not too much trouble?....)
M xx

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Quote by Cherrytree
You'll be able to spot me a mile away - I'm the one with the huge red pimple on my nose - thought I was going to get away with it this year, but oooooh no, there it is...just call me Rudulph evil

Surely in keeping with the original spotty schoolies? wink
Quote by splendid_

random's avatar. :shock:
that took me bloody ages to get into the post..rolleyes
and thankyou meaty, you are a genius worship

:laughabove:
like the gown too :giggle:
Oh winter
I love the frosts and the cold, my favourite has to be going to the beach for a walk knowing most people are sat at home being nice and warm, and seeing people putting their decorations up one by one round the street, dark nights and lots of rain. :happy:
Seeing the snow fall :inlove: and having lovely stodgy dinners :lol2:
Quote by jaymar
To win the lottery sad
Other than that I don't really want anything materialistic, we're not bothering with each other this year present wise - I think the best pressie for me would be for Jay to have some chilled time off over the Christmas break.
If like Lyns, a box of Ferr's landed on my lap, they'd be mine! all mine!!!! evil

kiss
If we buy the biggest box ever made we could all share the freddies :twisted: with a bottle of wine or 20?
Quote by Cherrytree
I always wanted a horse...but seeing as I live in a tiny terrace...oh sod it, I'd still like a horse please lol

Would you like a field to go with that? :lol2:
Quote by jaymar
So if someone actually does like the subject of any thread that may give rise to healthy debate they should steer clear of it just in case the usual happens and certain people take it upon themselves to make it a battleground dunno

seems about right Steve.... and to the finger remark earlier from the 'child'.... flipa
:thumbup:
Quote by noladreams30
As a much virgin can I ask do I come dressed up? redface

Nah.............Its just a cpl of drinks in the afternoon a few hours before munching time :-)
:thumbup: Yep, just what Steve said. Just a chance to meet a few people and put faces to avatars pre the big 'do'
Nola x
:bounce: thanks kiss
Tan
Victoria please, your my mysterious girl come to me lol It was none other than.....
Quote by jobabe
just wondering how many of you ladies are wearing the skool uniform, i dont want to be alone lol see ya all sat xx

I am wearing something along the lines of school uniform
Tan
Quote by M8-Me
Couldnt get the yellow snow to stick together. Just then along walked.......

St3v3 holding handing with victoria beckham they were on their way to...
Quote by CulumStruan
Of course it looks Diana and Eoghan are going to be in the final because the public (us!) like them, like John Sargeant, not because they are the best singers - but that doesn't mean it's rigged!

But surely it should be the best singer not because all the teenagers actually fancy them???
They can make any of them sound as good or bad via the microphones as they want if they want someone out they just make em sound bad and I do think the voting is rigged to
Ever been to a decent karaoke? and seen the dj twizzle with the knobs??