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3 Dec 2008

Seems to be in disarray

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by M8-Me
Has lost whose bottome we're talking of here and is it back bottom or front bottom? :crazy:

Stormy's bottom :lol2: erm don't think there is a front bottom is there?

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Peanut
I do a very reasonable fitting service :wave2:

So what do you reasonably fit into then?
Ooh I can think of a place or 2 :rascal:

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3 Dec 2008

A teenage mutant ninja turtle lol

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Stormwalker

It's the sex for me, I don't do all that girly stuff

Aww stormy you just ruined my little fantasy of you.... :shock:
:giggle:
:eeek: Step away from my bottom!
No! Its nice :lol2:
It is, isn't it... redface

It is indeed
:giggle:

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3 Dec 2008

Looks rather fetching in a demin skirt :twisted:

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Stormwalker

It's the sex for me, I don't do all that girly stuff

Aww stormy you just ruined my little fantasy of you.... :shock:
:giggle:
:eeek: Step away from my bottom!
No! Its nice :lol2:

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
Aww bless her... what she needs is an experienced Fluffer...

You offering? :whistling:

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
It's the sex for me, I don't do all that girly stuff

Aww stormy you just ruined my little fantasy of you.... :shock:
:giggle:

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Lazy moo, do it yourself

:lol2: I am to lazy to do it myself I need someone to do it for me (handsfree would be grand though)

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3 Dec 2008

Yes quite often and the only thing that cures it is actual sex, lady wanks relieve slightly but within 20 minutes I am in need of another :wanker: costs a damn fortune in batteries
Is it actual sex we are craving though or the comfort/closeness aspect??

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3 Dec 2008

Has a new thing for latex lol

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by M8-Me
Absolutely, the Blouse makes you look Nice. its Fine, you dont look scuttleish in it at all
aaaaagghhhh its catching

You look OK :giggle: honestly.. lol

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3 Dec 2008

with their special friend.......Rudolf the red nose reindeer.....

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by M8-Me
Its better than *fine* "you look fine"!! just fine??

I think "You Look Drop Dead Gorgeous" works far better than fine or nice
:lol2: that's only if he is after summit

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3 Dec 2008

Query Error
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Host 'pweb001.swingingheaven.co.uk' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'
Could not query config information

Flush the loo will ya :lol2: keep getting this every time i open a thread

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by M8-Me
That's nice.....
:giggle:

:laughabove:

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
Well, these two fellas, lets call 'em errrr... Freenut and Tent, well they pretend to not get on at all, yersee, but really there's a smouldering, burning, yearning there, a constant craving, if you will...

Nooooooooooooooooooo

I don't want to hear anymore!
:giggle:
Are you sure? I didn't get up to the bit with the oysters and beads of sweat...excuse me a mo...I seem to have come over all unnecessary...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Brilliant

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by foxylady2209
Wonders why she did'nt put the parking ticket on the inside of the car??

I think she did - it fell down inside out of sight.
Ah I thought it was stuck to the outside :undecided:

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3 Dec 2008

Wonders why she did'nt put the parking ticket on the inside of the car??

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3 Dec 2008

Its better than *fine* "you look fine"!! just fine??

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3 Dec 2008

Quote by Cherrytree

Don't forget the whingers and the moaners....

And the Jocks... :twisted:
Oooh get a room!
bolt

One with padded walls may come in handy :giggle:
God I've just had this rather saucy image of Peanut and Kent... I can't carry on ...it's too ... steamy...
:lol2: do tell...

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