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dekntan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Bi-curious Female, 43
UK

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Quote by easy
*stands up*
My name's easy and I'm very very shy.

:laughabove:
Great night :lol2: (even the motorway madness & tow truck rescues)
To NWC thanks for my first munch! It was brill..
To Earthchild thanks for a lift and a half :gagged: and a room share.. wink
To the AA ta for the lift home redface
To Noladreams you fab lady, Thanks for pre drinks, taxi shares(+ arguements) and after party. So lovely to finally meet you kiss :happy:
To sixfoot, fred, jiggle, kev_dubai etc etc for your company drinkies
To Cherrytree my aunt! lovely lady so glad to finally meet you passionkiss
To Posh & Easy, Lovely to see you both again and the :giggle: with Kate :giggle:
Angel chat, lovely to finally meet you :wink: :kiss:
And to everyone I had not met but have now thanks for a great night :cheers:
Loads more but my head has stopped working :crazy:
Quote by Sixfootsix
Its today :shock:
:bounce: :happy:

It Is! Although it's more today now than it was when you posted! You should have been tucked up in bed miss tan!!!! :giggle:
I am a night owl lol Its more fun (actually got waylaid with doing crappy stuff which took ages)
Quote by earthchild
up n about
bath to have,
bag to pack
petrol to get
tan to pick up
and off we go
wigan here we come, well in a few hours anyway lol
Earthy x

:bounce:
Aye dont forget me :lol2:
Quote by Cherrytree
These days - In front of the computer reading the Literotica site lol

I print them out and take them to bed :lol2:
Quote by Peanut
The most fail-safe method with the pill is to hold it between your knees without dropping it!

Nah can still do that and shag lol
Quote by noladreams30
Am I allowe to say any of them? :rascal:

Only if I can say... all of them :rascal:
Hiya
If someone who sells regularly on ebay is about please send me a pm if you have a few minutes to spare please? Just need a little advice
kiss
Mods feel free to lock this :thumbup:
Quote by Bonedigger
Finally getting my long awaited tarantula....now proudly called Agatha (after Agatha Christie....inventor of Hercules Poirot & Miss Marple - the rest of our reptiles are named after detectives/cops and bounty hunters) :thrilled: :thrilled:

Can we have a pic of Agatha ?? pleeeaase
Find the pic you want, either search google images or search photobucket...
Get to photobucket and select the upload (set the size beforehand)
You will be given 4 links... you need to copy and paste the bottom one (think it says for forum and bullatin boards) into your text box over here and preview
:thumbup:
then post of course :doh:
If you find a picture you want on the internet and cant be bothered to upload.. right click the picture and open properties
copy the location and paste in the text box
highlight and click the link :thumbup:
preview then post if your happy with it
1.5 sleeps left :bounce: given half of tonight/morning has already gone :bounce: :bounce:
Spose i better get a bag packed redface
Time flies when your putting decs up :doh:
Quote by Rich_and_dee
used toothbrushes

Cleverly disguised as
A new line in intimate massagers
"banjo string massager"
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm going to try and take up the challenge on Saturday when I will have an able roomie to be my camerawoman... just trying to work out who I should attempt wink

Meeeeeeeeeeee smile
If you bring the boots I'll give it a go!
They were Angel Chat's and they've been nicked! sad
Shall I bring mine?? :rascal:
Quote by creampie123
Driving home last night I saw a big, healthy fox right next to me on the grass of a roundabout with a big fat rat in its mouth.
It was a lovely sight and although I often hear foxes (vixens I think) crying at night - I rarely get to see one in the flesh.

We get a fox near ours and the other night, I heard this weird noise. It was like a squark (sp). I wondered if it was this fox. Do they sqark when they cry?
Miss Cream xxx
Birds squark :lol2:
Quote by Steve_zodiac
You can't go wrong with vouchers, we swear by them now.

I go down that route for most of the adults (and teenage kids) I buy for now
they don't have a present to open as such but come boxing day get more for their money than I would spend
Main Entry:
par·a·pher·na·lia Listen to the pronunciation of paraphernalia
Pronunciation:
ˌper-ə-fə(r)-ˈnāl-yə, ˌpa-rə-
Function:
noun plural but singular or plural in construction
Etymology:
Medieval Latin, ultimately from Greek parapherna bride's property beyond her dowry, from para- + phernē dowry, from pherein to bear — more at bear
Date:
1651
1: the separate real or personal property of a married woman that she can dispose of by will and sometimes according to common law during her life
2: personal belongings
3 a: articles of equipment : furnishings b: accessory items : appurtenances
dunno
Quote by earthchild
ty chipy
would those still on the list not confirmed please let me know, i have sent you all individual pm's to remind you last sunday, i need to know numbers, a few of you i know cant tell me til nearer the time which is fine as long as i know but a lot of effort goes into a social and i would appreciate a response either way.
Earthy x

Yeah get ya arses into gear folks and let earthy know should be a great night
My heating is on all the time at the switches and just powered up or down by the thermostat
Peanuts theory works with the water to if you don't have a combi boiler installed, leave it on constant, If the temp drops it only takes slight power to warm it back up not like heating the full tank
I cant leave my thermostat set at a temp i like all day cos the house gets to bleeding hot even at 15 or 16 degrees though
Snow :bounce:
Tis very christmassy :bounce:
snow ball fight anyone????
Looks good enough to eat :lickface:
Brilliant Mrs B :laughabove: a true likeness
Bacon & egg bap with a dash of tomato sauce yummy :lickface:
and cooked by dawnie :giggle:
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:shock:
Why??
Where has it gone??
I want it back!! :cry:
Tan stamps her feet until it returns :taz:
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