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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Eagerlsut, it's not a bad suggestion but I think we'd be looking for something that is distinct and has an uneasy edge to it.
Slut is a slang term frequently defined as "a woman who has frequent sexual relationships with different people", so what is the equivalent term for guys? If there isn't one, then that's just total sexual discrimination and I demand one!
Oh yes, but in those moments of loneliness it could be a nice diversion!
Quote by little gem
Why is it ok to slag off the americans as a nation and race? We wouldn't let a similar comment slide about another continent and I'm starting to find some of the things said rather uncomfortable.
People in glass houses really shouldn't throw stones.
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Gem. x

Absolutely. I think the important thing to remember is that we are all the same species. Biologically the concept of races is dubious anyway - race definitions are imprecise, arbitrary, derived from custom, and races observed vary according to the culture examined, so it is entirely subjective.
Whether we hail by accident of birth from America, Africe, Europe, Asia, or Australasia we can all interbreed which is an important scientific criterion for bunching animal groupings together. And even if we weren't, what would make any of us better anyway? And, when it comes right down to it, the differences people harp on about are entirely cultural (i.e. the concept of a habit) or political (i.e. the result of habitual indoctrination).
And, after that lecture, let's just chill and get on with each other and learn to cut out the dogma that most of us have been exposed to. cool
Quote by shnukle
I personally dont have a problem with the ban
however what i do have a problem with is the fact that the House of Commons is exempt from this ban, because its classed as a Palace.
Hummmmmmmmmm does that seem fair rolleyes

Yes, I don't understand that at all, apart from the fact that a handful of influential cigar-puffing lords put pressure to exempt them. One rule for the oligarchs, another for the plebs
Quote by tina1
last weekend i went round leeds on a night out, there were 8 of us girls and 3 of the girls didnt smoke, there were a few pubs that when we were about to enter the doormen told us it was a no smoking pub so we turned heel and went to another pub, but these pubs that were no smoking did have quite a few people in so I would say it would be a good idea if some pubs were smoking and some were non smoking then the non smokers can enjoy a clean environment until they step outside and breath in al the fumes lol

Exactly, I can't really see what all the fuss is. Let's have enough social places to cater for all tastes. If ya don't like it, don't go to those places and let others have the enjoyment they want to have.
Quote by shnukle
well from my experiance one woman will like smooth chests so you go through the pain of waxing and then the next will like you to have hair !!!!!
I think you should go with your own personal preferance and find someone or people thats like you the way you are, cant please everyone rolleyes

I've had GFs who vary in opinion. Some like hairy, some like smooth, some don't really care. If a girlfriend asked me shave my semi-hairy chest I'd be happy to do it and have done so, because I just like to please lol But it sure does catch on your shirt when growing back blink
At times of stress I always try to remind myself how Bonobo chimpanzees deal with stressful situations... they have sex, and if necessary, lots of it.
Mind you, it isn't always practical resolving that stressful work situation with the boss. "Sorry Eddie, I can't deal with this situation right now. I'll talk about it later after I've shagged Carol."
We humans have a lot to learn.
Quote by marriedmale

You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas

That's all very well, but what's the cure for IrnBru poisining?
You're not going to believe this, but I think drinking heavily the day after seems to counter the effects of Irn-Bru .......
PMSL
T.
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Thank god for that... must remember that after the next heavy night on the Bru.
Quote by marriedmale
You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas
Take the neurofen with the Irn-Bru - you need about 500ml (a small botlle).
Then eat the banana.
Within about 20 minutes you will be almost free of the hangover.

That's all very well, but what's the cure for IrnBru poisining?
More double vodkas and lemonades is a good start. Or if I'm to be more serious and practical I always find a good swim does the trick, however terrible it is to consider at the time!
I was watching a prog on TV recently and there was talk of developing devices which will allow you to "feel" objects anywhere connected to the internet. The presenter tried out a glove which he used to run his finger over a piece of rough fabric which was on his screen. He claimed he could feel the surface.
There are obvious more naughty applications for this technology. It will take a few years to develop this fully but can you imagine the possibilities, and who knows what the chatroom in SH might be like in 2016!!
And what about all those downloads available for your Apple iWank? :idea:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
one women i know has really good ones you can't really tell they arn't real but i also know a woman whos got some really crappy ones they are really hard and don't hang naturally at all she was quite upset with them after they was done, i think its all to do with money lol so my advice would be if you thinking of having them done save up longer and pay more

Sounds like good advice: I think I'll just go for the giant penis enhancement in that case. (Makes mental note... must sift through my junk email to find the best offer :shock: )
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i know a few women with faulse boobs lol

And I know a few false women with real boobs confused
Actually I'd love to feel silicone boobs but never had the opportunity (volunteers?). They certainly can look great so admiration goes to the skin sculptors, but very curious as to how they are to the touch.
As a matter of interest does anyone know roughly how much do they cost to get done?
Quote by MarieNU4121
Sale of my flat going smoothly so far - means I'll be moving to Ireland and be in Dublin for St Patricks!!!!!!!
What would put a Cheshire Cat style smile on your face?

Which part of Dublin you moving to Marie? I know it pretty well having lived there myself.
Definition of a pervert - according to one dictionary I've just looked up:
Pervert: n. Someone given to some form of sexual perversion
And in the same dictionary:
Perversion: n. Something perverted, especially in sexual behaviour
And again in the same dictionary:
Perverted: adj. Marked by perversion
And so we keep going around in circles! :!: (And this is not from a Victorian dictionary!) :!:
My favourite definition I've ever heard is (and I can't remember who said it):
Pervert: n. Someone of dubious moral background whose disgusting and lewd behaviour doesn't coincide with my own.
Anyone else come across odd/full circle dictionary entries or found a good alternative definition to a common word?
As a non-smoker I hate arriving home reeking of ciggie smoke, but I can't see why we can't have both smoking pubs/clubs and non-smoking ones. If, as they say, 75% of peeps in the UK don't smoke surely there is a huge market for non-smoking places without the need for prohibitive legislation and killing the enjoyment of those who do want to wreck their lungs.
The really curious thing is that the Houses of Commons and Lords are exempt from the ban. What's that all about?
My first album bought with my own money was ... "Favourite TV themes"... 30p at a boot sale and I still have it, alhough I've only ever played it once.
But my first proper album would have been Never Mind the Bollocks. That has been played over and over again!
There are times when I wonder what all the fuss is about sex when even a very attractive woman leaves me cold, then perhaps a couple of days later I feel so horny I could be turned on by the most ordinary of women.
Am I odd in that respect (OK, I can sense the jokes building up!) or is this a relatively normal rhythm? And if I am odd what's the cure? lol
I much prefer face to face, but there are more opportunities online, and the same for shopping! (makes note... cut up that credit card)
I have to say that I find a lot of forums (or is that fora?) seem to be breeding grounds for abusive behaviour. Sometimes you get people (of whatever persuasion, nationality etc) who seem to think it's OK to bully or disrespect others. I wonder if they'd ever do that to their faces?
Too right...
OK I think 4 pages is too much of a challenge... it really is getting a bit tedious now lol but I think we should count it as a moral victory (or maybe more!)
So now it may be time for self-locking. cool
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Well, as they haven't bothered to answer the original question and they're obviously hovering around the forums then what's going on? Maybe the thread will just suddenly disapp....
Quote by Italeo
yeah it happens a lot. tucker from enterprise turns up as a wraith in atlantis,and obrien from next generation turns up in atlantis to. ben browder and claudia black moved from farscape to sg1. lexa doig was in andromeda and now in sg1. im sure i could be a real geek and carry this list

Claudia Black & Lexa Doig - I knew there was some reason to watch these shows....pmsl.....
The original Trek 2sort of" carries on in these shows and
I haven't seen any of them (so I can't be that geeky (he says)) :shock: but it's nice to see the idea still alive.
Crikey, web shows of Kirk et al with different bodies. Weird or what? Or maybe it's just a space-time warp that's causing the distortion?
Is the Star Trek family of programmes now dead or are they making some more?