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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater London

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Hi all. Been a few weeks since posting but had a very nice, if short-term fling with a great woman who's since gone back home (to Italy).
She introduced me to a technique I hadn't tried before which involved her pushing her clit into the eye of my penis. It felt great for both of us. As I've had lots of girlfriends in the past who just couldn't bear direct clitoral stimulation as it was too sensitive, I was wondering for those who can take direct touching if this is something that you've tried as I've not encountered it before. Or maybe it's just part of La Dolce Vita?! biggrin
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Anyone superstitious? I walked under a ladder the other day & my friend told me I'd have bad look for seven years. I thought you got that if you break a mirror dunno

...only if you break a mirror while walking underneath a ladder... otherwise it's just bad luck.
I saw 17 magpies the other day so what does that mean?
A friend of mine from Denmark admitted to me last week that she had paid for a night of "entertainment" with a professional gentleman back in her home city (and it wasn't just dinner). I was a bit taken aback only inasmuch as I never thought there would be much of a market for guys in this area as any woman I know (including her) are confident enough to take the initiative and find a man for fun without the need for any payment.
Her view was that she didn't want any commitment at the time and also it was bit of a fantasy for her.
Have any ladies here ever harboured the same fantasy and acted on it?
Maybe the Scandinavians have a different attitude to us, but I'm thinking of a new career move to Copehagen (only joking).
A completely fatuous and superficial poll relating to popular or popularly contemporary musicians. Pay no attention unless provoked.
Tom Robbins is a particular fave of mine, mainly because his look at life is wonderfully confused between cynicism, humour and serious comment.
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u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
if she's unpredicable then the tire iron will come in handy!
OK, that's a new one on me... what the F*** is a tire iron?
Quote by redpantherman
u wanna bet :twisted:
she wont be expecting it!!!

It's too late.... she's already had it and is expecting a bit more. I'm thinking Vax nozzle with clingfilm but even then it's a bit unpredicable as she's an experienced type.
Driving test? I wish it was going to be that easy, but she's an exacting woman that accepts nothing less than perfection. Snorkels are no good.
But it's Saturday. I've got no chance. Especially as I''ve just been told there's a written as well.
A lady friend of mine has told me that I have an oral exam on Tuesday afternoon but I feel totally unprepared. Anyone got some tips to help me pass?
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There is a time and place for scanty clothing and the High Street is not one of them IMHO lol
Tracy-Jayne

It depends on the clothing, the scantiness and the body lol
But I would agree with you. In this case more is less, in the mind at least
I go to Italy and France a few times every summer and I've noticed there. although it is usually hotter and sunnier, the women cover up a lot more. And, in a number of ways, it is a lot sexier too.
I was reading recently about Victorian and early 20th C society and in those days it was a treat for a man to get an accidental glimpse of shapely female ankle. Today, it's not an unusual sight to see both women and men in summer wandering the high street in nothing more than a few strips of thin fabric secured by a few stitches.
Now, the question is, is this a better state of affairs, or would it be better to revert to an era where the merest hint of bare flesh would fuel a few days' worth of lustful fantasy?
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It's such a very abitrary and vague definition don't you think?

Dictionary definitions are precise. I personally prefer more 'off beat' explanations.
E.G. A Bachelor usually means a single man.
Where as I prefer:- A man who has failed in his duty to make some poor woman unhappy. rolleyes
Harry0
I like the euphamisms that the press used to use, eg "flamboyant" or "well-dressed" for gay or "tired & emotional" for drunk ;-)
Or those used by estate agents e.g.
compact = tiny
period = needs total gutting
mature = falling down
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What is a male slut?

A pleonasm ! ;)
Thomas-
Perspicaciously perceptive biggrin
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I assume you refer to arbitrary from the word arbiter ? If so no problem we all get it wrong now and again.

Oh no, a drift into semantics! Actually, I meant arbitrary as in seemingly random or without reason, I think, or maybe I didn't. Or maybe I just shouldn't have had that extra glass of wine yesterday afternoon smile
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The question is are you sure your ready for it?

Yes, Miss, certain smile
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Nope , sorry even without the holding it (the interview) I can submitt that.
In my book a male slut has to be more than capable
Sounds to me like you might need further training and experience. Do let me know and maybe we can arrange some "on the job" training

:upset: Well, I did my utmost to make the grade. Sounds like you're right and that I need more experience. Let me know when classes commence.
Wo! I feel like I am now on Balderdash and Piffle. (Is anyone aware that Victoria Coren once directed a porn movie?)
OK, in less than 100 words. Here goes. Do these first 100 letters or so letters count? I thought not.
"A Delsutton (or maybe it ought to be a Delslutton) should be a commonly applied term to describe a man who is capable of satisfying, or willing to become subjected to, a series of lustful demands by a woman concerned with orgasmic satisfaction because it is the only pertinent word supplied to date, and lacking any other antedated suitable term in the OED, it must be the logical choice for use."
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hummmmmmmmmm
well if it was me i would have asked pololady to assist me in becoming a male tart wink
ohhhhhhhhhhh that sounds sleazy :shock:

My training days are over - I only do confirmed sluts now wink lol lol lol
Well, I am confirmed. OK, only by me and a couple of anonymous friends who wish to remain that way, but i say again, I am confirmed. sad And, of course, I wouldn't wish to impose.
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Nope - not a peep. Who are you anyway dunno

It's a fair question. Thinking about it, I wish I knew.
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What is a male slut = slut
What is a male tart = tart
What is a male slapper = slapper

I wanna be distinct! Lemme have my own identity!
Don't you have to do something first to deserve the title dunno
lol lol lol
I thought I had :cry:
If you only think you have, it doesn't count lol
But I thought it was common knowledge. Are you saying you haven't heard of my activities? Bloody hell, all that hard work for nothing.
Quote by PoloLady
What is a male slut = slut
What is a male tart = tart
What is a male slapper = slapper

I wanna be distinct! Lemme have my own identity!
Don't you have to do something first to deserve the title dunno
lol lol lol
I thought I had :cry:
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What is a male slut = slut
What is a male tart = tart
What is a male slapper = slapper

I wanna be distinct! Lemme have my own identity!
ok a male tart will now be called a delsutton lol its official lol lol
sorry mate i had too wink
Now that I can live with. Wait till I tell my friends.
Quote by PoloLady
What is a male slut = slut
What is a male tart = tart
What is a male slapper = slapper

I wanna be distinct! Lemme have my own identity!