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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater London

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Tonight (Sat 29 Apr)
Any couples in the S London area who fancy some voyeuristic fun feel free to drop me a line.
D.
I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?
Well, in the interest of equality and fair play, I'm willing to offer myself as a target for this reverse bukkake, however terrible it may be.
I don't know either but have placed a video on mine so u can check it out
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Also, does anyone think it would be good idea to include an option so that you can search for people according to their "Looking for" choices as well?

Your can filter your search to include interests by using "My Search" on the right >>>>>>>>>
True, but that doesn't narrow it down so that your results just return those people who would be interested in meeting, for example, single guys.
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easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Idly clicking through the site this less than warm bank holiday Saturday and I've just noticed that when you search for profiles now the minimum distance has been changed to 20 miles, which returns far too many results. Does anyone know if this is a permanent change as it makes searching a less useful feature now?
Also, does anyone think it would be good idea to include an option so that you can search for people according to their "Looking for" choices as well?
There's another variation on bukkake apparently, where a group of women who can squirt wank over a guy.
I've not encountered this until saw mention on another website, but wondered if anyone had ever had a go at that?
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I've just had an afternoon with Sage.................
And now I find a thread about bread lol
Mad the lot of you lol lol

Mad, but at least we've been proved, before being put in the oven.
I've just seen an old 1920's B&W Mickey Mouse cartoon and Minnie looked really sexy. Am I alone in having this fantasy or are there other cartoon characters that have sex appeal. Marge, for example, oozes a certain sensuality, as does Wilma Flintstone. And as for that one-eyed woman in Futurama, well....
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Who remembers the liverpool set sitcom from the '80's......
you know......Bread lol
is it classed as porn now?

I hope so...
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I still have some coffee and walnut cake I made the other day if you fancy giving that a quick shafting dunno

Well, I'll give the walnut cake a go, but I have severe reservations about the coffee.
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I made sourdough loaves last year.
You get some grapes and ferment the yeast in some flour and water to make the basic mix. Then go on to let it develp etc. A few weeks later you can make delicious bread.
There you go, a new hobby if you want to do it.

And you think I can wait that long?
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we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?

Microwave for 20 seconds is 40 seconds but a burnt foreskin a nasty business and takes up to 14 days to heal.
BH, I wish now I hadn't started this thread. OK, back to plastic, and forget about dough!
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As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?

Oh my God, this is a poor attempt at a shag me thread isn't it rotflmao
No, it's a purely scientific experiment!
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can you fuck sliced bread? i need to know more , what about nan bread? is this how the hot dog was invented? can you get a bun in the oven with a bun in the oven?
staggy

Sliced bread poses a practical problem... how do you avoid the slices?! Nan bread... OK I'll try that tonite as I fancy an Indian. Hot Dogs.. just forget about it...
As for the others who dis the whole suggestion, well, let me compare the real with the dough. Any volunteers?
Erm, welll, OK, yeah, mmmm, yeah I'm shagging bread. What's so damn unusual with that?
Someone recently suggested batch loaves as a substitiute when real lovers are absent or unavailable. I've had the opportunity to put one to the test in the last few days and I can say, without question, that it is great success.
Now, the question is, is a batch loaf better than, say, a farmhouse loaf, an Irish soda bread, or a French baguette? I eagerly await the answers...
OK, so I've lived a one-track life! Everytime I've suggested keeping in touch by webcam, though, I've received a silent response and the query "why do you have a webcam"? As if they knew what I prefer doing with it!
I think it's a great way to keep in touch but obviously my friends are the suspicious types!
Does anyone ever use a webcam for any other purpose than to have adult fun? My present PC came with one and I can't see me using it for any other reason to use it than to have some sexy fun with others.
The last time I was in PC World there was a huddle of people looking at the various models on sale, but they were virtually all couples and maybe I assumed too much as my thoughts turned naughty!!
I'm sure some people do use it to keep in touch with familiy etc, but I would imagine the prime use is between horny adults. Or am I wrong?
I told some friends of mine when I was very drunk one evening. I sort of regretted it the moment the words came out of my mouth but the general reaction was of interest and no-one had anything negative to say. In fcat, one or two admitted to thinking about doing it.
If there are any ladies/couples in the south london/surrey area and available today for some fun please get in touch.
Del
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I'm still not too sure I get this, does the clit rub against the japs eye or actually attempt to go down it dunno

Yes, actually goes into the eye.
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sad dont have a man to try with
xx lou xxx

Awwww, Fem. That's too bad, but if you're ever in London I'm happy to share my knowledge with you
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ok i dont think my clit would be big enough to allow for movement, redface was that to much information?
lol

Actually, I think the opposite might be true. If you're not very big then movement would be more possible. Might be worth trying?!
Not only is it very sexy, but it does feel good too, especially with movement. If it makes both parties cum then it can't be bad!
Wow, from the lack of responses it sounds like this is not a common activity in the UK. Fab, it's always good to find something new that's enjoyable.
As it happens, I'm going to Italy in the summer so maybe I can find out a bit more then if it's something that's popular there! If there are any Italian people members of the site that can elaborate that would be good too!