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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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As we're now just 3 weeks from the start of the Soccer World Cup 2006, is A. Anyone interested and B. If so, who are you supporting?
For my part I'm going with Argentina
BB seems to engender two basic types of response... A. complete load of horse dropppings and B. The best thing ever, ever, ever on TV.
Personally I edge toward the excrement viewpoint, but given its immense popularity I'm prepared to admit I'm wrong if someone can sensibly explain to me what the hell it's all about and what the interest is.
I had a wonderful perv session a couple of years ago when I was in Barcelona. The mood was just right, the weather was just right and the situatiion was just right.
I was staying in the centre of town in a fairly nice hotel with a balcony. I was sitting out there one balmy evening when I saw a couple in a hotel room across the street. At one point, the woman walked out onto their balcony, wearing only a bath towel, gave me a wave and went inside whereupon she proceeded to give her other half a blow job. After a few minutes she turned around and he started fucking her from behind. During this she kept looking in my direction giving me a wicked smile. Needless to say I smiled back!
And just to make the situation even better later that evening, whenever I flicked the TV remote quickly between the encoded pay-channels, the porn channel popped up. And, no, it never appeared on my bill!
Somehow, that was a good evening! Anyone beat that for a solo night?
Quote by mdr2000
This probably won't make sense but then what does!! There will always be sweat shops no matter what but M&S could well go bust at any minute...
I have actually worked with some of these exploited women as you say (soft porn models etc) and if anyone were to say to these girls your being exploited they would laugh at you.... they are hard working very bright and focused on what they want from life....... maybe not all granted but most who appear as you stated are very well paid and have a fab lifestyle to boot!
Lets face it men or women of some professions are always going to make someone look bad!
Mike

I think the point was the harm it does to other women, not so much about the women who are the active parties (who obviously are fairly well clued in). My friend's view was that she is fed up being treated as if she is a commodity rather than a human being with a sexual side.
I was talking to a friend (female) the other day and she said something that I hadn't considered before, namely that, in her view, softcore pornography is far more damaging in society than hardcore.
To illustrate the point she used the example of the portrayal of women in a typical lad's magazine or page 3 of the Sun or Star or Sport, compared to the explicit R18 style DVD. In her mind, softcore is much more detrimental to women because it portrays women as vulnerable, stupid and open to the exploitation of men.
In her view hardcore is more egalitarian because it shows women enjoying sex as much as men, and more importantly, showing women enjoying men as sex objects (as well as men enjoyiong women as sex objects). She explicitly excludes porn where women are obviously being mistreated as, she says, "that is just out and out exploitation... the difference between working in a sweat shop and M&S".
Upon rumination, I understand completely where she is coming from. And as a non-buyer of lad's mags or red tops, but having seen them in the gym from time to time I actually totally agree.
Any views, both women's and men's, would be good to see.
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I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?

I say old man what about the shoppers, uart to consider them, what. Not everyone wants to see it.
And indeed we did... those newly piled high columns of loss-leader pork chops proved an invaluable screen.
You know its not right when you spot the digital recorder in their bag and someone taking photos with a long lens from across the road
Quote by flidais-media
graveyard
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub lol
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic lol )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O lol )

That's reminded me, men's toilets at a Buzzcocks gig (that venue had cleaner men's toilets than they had women's :shock: ). Ice skating rink (round the back of the DJ's stand)
I like the Buzzcocks (the ewarly stuff only though). When did you see them (or not as the case sounds as if it might have been?)
Quote by flidais-media
I've suddenly started getting (literally) hundreds of junk emails every day trying to get me to buy every conceivable drug under the sun to "help me get better erections". % of them are so crap I can't believe anyone would pay them any attention, the remaining % are just crap.
Have I been singled out to receive theseor are they a universal email hazard?

Are you brand new to the internet? Everyone else has been moaning about this crap for years (though at least, these days, you can direct them straight to 'junk mail' biggrin )
Maybe naive... not a newbie but just set up a account and within a month start getting this rubbish. But, still curious about why anyone would bother sending them in the first place.
It's just another form of advertising, the same as adverts and the leaflets that fall out of your papers and come through your door..companies do it in the hope that some people will take notice and buy the products wink
I know, but at least most of those look slick. Not only do these email ads look shit, the standard of English is also appalling.
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Been lovely here today, though.
H.x
Mmmm, I s'ppose so, but could be better. Perhaps next week'll be better. Anyone know the snooker scores today?
No, sorry. Try the BBC site, their sports page is good
H.x
Really? I've never tried that.
Very handy if you can't watch the footie, too. Live updates.
H.x
Well, not so much into football, but love to see the pink sink into the pocket. And, the Beeb is showing that nowadays, I believe?
Yes I believe they are. I used to have a deaf cat that loved watching snooker, it used to sit on top of the set and pounce at the screen if a ball went down. We called her pardon, but it got changed to sub(tittles) 'cos she used to watch so much telly.
H.x
H.x
I see. But why did you all her Pardon if she couldn't hear you?
Because we thought 'useless waste of space' was a touch heartless an a bit of a mouth full.
H.x
I s'ppose so, but I'm sure she wouldn't have minded. We had a cat when I was a kid which always shat in the corner of the food preparation area so we called it "Kitchen Shitter" and it didn't seem to mind at all. We did have some complaints from the neighbours around midnight though
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Been lovely here today, though.
H.x
Mmmm, I s'ppose so, but could be better. Perhaps next week'll be better. Anyone know the snooker scores today?
No, sorry. Try the BBC site, their sports page is good
H.x
Really? I've never tried that.
Very handy if you can't watch the footie, too. Live updates.
H.x
Well, not so much into football, but love to see the pink sink into the pocket. And, the Beeb is showing that nowadays, I believe?
Yes I believe they are. I used to have a deaf cat that loved watching snooker, it used to sit on top of the set and pounce at the screen if a ball went down. We called her pardon, but it got changed to sub(tittles) 'cos she used to watch so much telly.
H.x
H.x
I see. But why did you all her Pardon if she couldn't hear you?
Quote by PoloLady
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for wink
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.

Is this a brag or is reality leaving me behind?
It's my answer to your question confused
Exactly.......... help!
Quote by PoloLady
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for wink
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.

Is this a brag or is reality leaving me behind?
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Been lovely here today, though.
H.x
Mmmm, I s'ppose so, but could be better. Perhaps next week'll be better. Anyone know the snooker scores today?
No, sorry. Try the BBC site, their sports page is good
H.x
Really? I've never tried that.
Very handy if you can't watch the footie, too. Live updates.
H.x
Well, not so much into football, but love to see the pink sink into the pocket. And, the Beeb is showing that nowadays, I believe?
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Been lovely here today, though.
H.x
Mmmm, I s'ppose so, but could be better. Perhaps next week'll be better. Anyone know the snooker scores today?
No, sorry. Try the BBC site, their sports page is good
H.x
Really? I've never tried that.
Quote by H-x
Ikea. Very robust, got it cheap 'cos it was shop spoiled. :shock:
H.x

Good idea... must try that next time!
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Been lovely here today, though.
H.x
Mmmm, I s'ppose so, but could be better. Perhaps next week'll be better. Anyone know the snooker scores today?
Quote by H-x
IOne of my favs is my kitchen island unit, perfect height.
H.x

Was that in Magnet or IKEA?
Quote by H-x
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
we have a while to go then.......
lots of weather lately, anyone notice?
H.x
yeah, a bit so-so and kinda cool for the time of year. what d'ya think?
Quote by Calista
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
it's pretty though, if you stare at it long enough you fall in.
H.x
LMAo believe it or not there is a thread somewhere where we tried to see how long we could make it go on for and I think 28 (???) quotes is the max .....
Cx
28... really?
Quote by flidais-media
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Pmsl, not at all.....just tried everything and it's worked the best wink
That's a fantasticaly reasonable reason. For me, cream is good and feels great afterwards.
And this must be one of the longest Quote of Quote of... etc ever!
Quote by flidais-media
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
There is no way whatsoever you could cut yourself with the Seiko biggrin
OK, but do you work for them?
Dunno about internet types, but just had my first flat intruder of the year. Started a web in the corner of the room... deccided to call her Siouxsie
Quote by flidais-media
I've suddenly started getting (literally) hundreds of junk emails every day trying to get me to buy every conceivable drug under the sun to "help me get better erections". % of them are so crap I can't believe anyone would pay them any attention, the remaining % are just crap.
Have I been singled out to receive theseor are they a universal email hazard?

Are you brand new to the internet? Everyone else has been moaning about this crap for years (though at least, these days, you can direct them straight to 'junk mail' biggrin )
Maybe naive... not a newbie but just set up a account and within a month start getting this rubbish. But, still curious about why anyone would bother sending them in the first place.
Mariah Warbly Cariah never did anything for me. Now, Nina Hagen is more my type...
Quote by flidais-media
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
No problem at all with the Seiko Electric Shaver wink
Mmm, I've gone the electric and Gillette route and I'd have to say I'd prefer to avoid them both if at all possible! Maybe I'm just more jumpy than most but the thought of pitching up in A&E and having explain profuse bleeding from my nether regions isn't at all appealing
Quote by flidais-media
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
I do have very sensitive skin...I've tried all sorts of timings and creams and always the same problem.....think I'm sticking to the Seiko shaver wink
The thought of physically shaving fills me with fear... what if the phone rings and as you jump, you slip....?
Quote by flidais-media
easy , liberally coat in veet wait 5 mins shower it off smile

Yep, it works a treat. Hey, a new slogan "Veet's a treat"
Maybe for men but 'Veet' on the 'female intimate places' stings like hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not according to one of my Ex's. It's all down to timing! Just get that right and there are no nasty side-effects. And from my own perspective I'd say the same... leave it too long and you'll regret it!
Quote by herestoheros
you could try just not shaving down there.... I'm always a little dubious about people who prefer women hairless....

And why, exactly?
I've suddenly started getting (literally) hundreds of junk emails every day trying to get me to buy every conceivable drug under the sun to "help me get better erections". % of them are so crap I can't believe anyone would pay them any attention, the remaining % are just crap.
Have I been singled out to receive theseor are they a universal email hazard?