I've just had Velvet Underground's Venus in Furs pop up on my MP3 player. Surely it's got to be one of the best sex-related songs of all time... unless you know different?
Is there a superstition associated with birds crapping on your window? I was sitting here early this morning when a huge dollop of do-do (Brent Gooose by the look of it) sploshed wetly against my window pane (luckily it's not hot enough to have it open yet).
Given the huge number of animal related superstitions (black cats, magpies etc) just curious to see if I should expect shedloads of money or to end up homeless and penniless.
Anyone else going to the next LFF? Probably going, but haven't been to the new location yet. Wondered if anyone had and what it's like?
Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally to chatting in the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
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Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally to chatting up the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally to chatting up the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally in chatting up the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally to chatting up the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
Just curious to see how the land lies in terms of our modern culture and the equality of the sexes. In a bar or club or some such place do women and men take the initiative equally to chatting up the opposite sex? Compared to 10 years ago I'd say so as I seem to get more approaches these days, but interested to hear the experiences of others.
Perhaps it's something to do with the first cut being the deepest?
Thank you. Motty watch out!
BB has never drawn me in, but then neither have soaps. I say that, but I did get sucked to East Enders for about a year once without wanting to... it just happened after watching one epidose. I knew it was a mistake and it was a bit like smoking... most of the time you wonder why you're doing it and the rest of the tme you spend trying to kick the habit.
BB is cheapo programming and it is rubbish, no matter how you justify it. It glorifies conflict, celebrates mediocrity and champions celebrity for its own sake. In twenty years time it will be mocked roundly and soundly for being the epitome of laziness, that is if it hasn't itself been "surpassed" and life becomes even less cerebral.
Me, I prefer to watch anything else... even David Attenborugh looks great.
Is it not time that sex was promoted as a competitive sport? After all, most other physical activites have some form of arena which allows contests to take place.
Maybe it could be arranged along the lines of ice-skating whereby judges allocate points, the maximum being 69? Or what about team events? I can almost see the sports pages now:
"The World 5-aside Masturbation Championship reaches its climax this weekend in the Polish city of Jakov, with semi-finals on Saturday and the final taking place on Sunday in front of an invited audience.
Libya's Tripoli Onanists take on The Havana Tossers today in one of the most eagerly awaited semi-finals of recent years. The Onanists have been on top form recently with a quarter-final win over the Baghdad Ballbusters. Despite starting strongly in that match, the Ballbusters faded in the second half and the Onanists came through with a late spurt.
The Havana Tossers have reached the last four with a sound thrashing of start-of-the-season favorites the Tirana Pearlpolishers. However, Tossers' manager Tess Teikal, has injury worries. Centre forward Mona Lott has a groin stain which could see her consigned to the subs bench, while goalkeeper Wayne Kallott's wrist injury is still not responding to treatment.
In the other semi-final, the Nairobi Knobheds take on the Buenos Aires Gonads in a battle of willies. Defying all the odds on the way to today's match, the lowly Knobheds have pulled off wins against the Washinton Clitori and the highly fancied Jakarta Labia. Upbeat Gonads manager Ger King has tried to play down fears that the underdogs could cause a major upset, saying the forthcoming game is one they should win with ease, but adding that "it could be one in the hand for the opposition if we don't get an early grip".
Both semis jerk off at 3pm."
Any other ideas?
Seems to be very slow for over a week or so now. Hopefully they will sort the problem out soon. Maybe all this rain has got into the works and it's rusting up?
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