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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Greater London
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Over the last couple of months I've kept an eye on who's been looking at my profile and at a rough estimate I'd say 80% are bi or gay men.
Given that my profile is (I think) fairly obviously indicative that I am str8, I can only assume that most of the people who are members of SH are men with a sexual bent towards other guys.
I've no problem with that at all, but wondered if anyone else had noticed the same thing? Or am I just a gay icon *lol*
Given that my profile is (I think) fairly obviously indicative that I am str8, I can only assume that most of the people who are members of SH are men with a sexual bent towards other guys.
I've no problem with that at all, but wondered if anyone else had noticed the same thing? Or am I just a gay icon *lol*
Quote by Noel
I had so many people view my profile that it filled up the database... so we had to empty it.
It should start tracking again sometime this afternoon.
Are there on-going problems with this module? It's been quite a few days since this was posted but all we still have to look at is an empty space. Is this likely to be a long-term withdrawal or is it going to be inserted again soon, as it were?
Quote by lpooltwo
Hi all
bit of fun question.
As i never wear a suit unless going to wedding,funeral etc.I would like some advice from all you fashionable people
I have purchased a nice light weight suit, sort of very light colours do you ladies think would look good? and guys who wear suits,shirt combos any good combninations please.
The event it will be worn for is a stag day out at chester races(so i obviously want to be looking good)
Thanks xxxx
Shirts and ties are fashionable?
Quote by J3diMast3r
Silly question! Of course men are better drivers!
The guys who say otherwise are just sucking up to the girls in the hopes of getting a shag! :twisted:
Ok, ok, statistically speaking - women may well be safer on the roads than men are ... but not when it's got anything to do with parking ... then it's total chaos!
I don't drive and I say women are better drivers in general because they're not as reckless and don't look to show off. Having said that, one of my (female) friends is a lunatic driver and I always make excuses if she suggest she drives me somewhere!
Quote by celestria
As a guy there nothing more satisfying than watching a woman's face as she climaxes but (unless she's a mythical squirter) that is most obvious sign. However, in men there are two obvious signs (three if you count toe-curling!) so hence the question.
You need to do a hell of a lot more research my friend... either that or your technique is shit
:roll:Oh my god, have I missed out on something normal? Well, if you can enlighten me I'm all ears and eager to learn. And as for shit technique it's not something that's been relayed to me even if I have been guilty of it.
Quote by redpanthermanWhy don't you start a new thread?
If a few of us are going maybe we should arrange a coach! Would be fun to meet others and look around together (or seperately of course)!
would be a good chance for SH members to meet up on whatever day they're going! :thumbup:
Yeah, I'd be on for that too.
Here's a query for all women members.
When you are in the company of a man about to cum do you prefer watching his face for the obvious signs of pleasure, or watching his cock for the obvious signs of climax?
Or maybe you try to have one eye on each?
As a guy there nothing more satisfying than watching a woman's face as she climaxes but (unless she's a mythical squirter) that is most obvious sign. However, in men there are two obvious signs (three if you count toe-curling!) so hence the question.
When you are in the company of a man about to cum do you prefer watching his face for the obvious signs of pleasure, or watching his cock for the obvious signs of climax?
Or maybe you try to have one eye on each?
As a guy there nothing more satisfying than watching a woman's face as she climaxes but (unless she's a mythical squirter) that is most obvious sign. However, in men there are two obvious signs (three if you count toe-curling!) so hence the question.
As a member for about 6 months now I keep seeing adverts from women looking for cock sizes of "9 inches or greater".
I wonder if these women are ever actually satisfied as all the medical evidence I've seen points to an average size between 6 and 7 inches. Sure, there are bound to be exceptions, both larger and smaller, but surely these are rarities that almost never appear in the real world (except with surgical enhancement), never mind the narrower arena of swingers.
Not that I'm insecure in that respect as mine falls generously within the average, and the thought of having to tuck a monster within skimpy underwear and tight jeans is not a prospect I'd like, but it would be interesting to hear from women who may have encountered the odd "jumbo cock". And can you tell if it's real or enhanced? And, does massive size really make it any better?
I wonder if these women are ever actually satisfied as all the medical evidence I've seen points to an average size between 6 and 7 inches. Sure, there are bound to be exceptions, both larger and smaller, but surely these are rarities that almost never appear in the real world (except with surgical enhancement), never mind the narrower arena of swingers.
Not that I'm insecure in that respect as mine falls generously within the average, and the thought of having to tuck a monster within skimpy underwear and tight jeans is not a prospect I'd like, but it would be interesting to hear from women who may have encountered the odd "jumbo cock". And can you tell if it's real or enhanced? And, does massive size really make it any better?
To put a bit of a twist on the subject, I had a girlfriend a few years ago who was turned on by the idea of watching ME have fun with an escort. We never actually got round to it as her life got very complicated and we split up, but we there was an active plan to do the deed ... and she said she'd pay too (as a birthday treat)! Pity.
In the past I've paid a couple of times and there was a certain thrill involved, but nowadays I don't think that's enough of a draw as it is a bit impersonal, and sex is about the mind as well as the body, and that, for me, means I prefer a mental connection with whoever I'm having sex with, which extends beyond the act itself.
I mentioned this to a friend of mine recently and she said she'd paid a few times when she'd been on business trips abroad. For her it is all about lust and whether she pays or not is dictated by the circumstances of the day and if anyone else is available. Her view is that if you're open-minded and can see sex as a commercial commodity, then it's just as valid as buying Wagon Wheels in Tesco. And I suppose if you're on a good salary, why not!
In the past I've paid a couple of times and there was a certain thrill involved, but nowadays I don't think that's enough of a draw as it is a bit impersonal, and sex is about the mind as well as the body, and that, for me, means I prefer a mental connection with whoever I'm having sex with, which extends beyond the act itself.
I mentioned this to a friend of mine recently and she said she'd paid a few times when she'd been on business trips abroad. For her it is all about lust and whether she pays or not is dictated by the circumstances of the day and if anyone else is available. Her view is that if you're open-minded and can see sex as a commercial commodity, then it's just as valid as buying Wagon Wheels in Tesco. And I suppose if you're on a good salary, why not!
I've just spent the last 7 days in rural France in the company of 2 great guys and 3 very entertaining ladies over 70, but hardly saw a soul else all week. So, ever since I got to the airport this morning and clapped eyes on a couple of very sexy French ladies at the check-in desks I've been feeling totally horny.
It's amazing how a few days absence of sexual gratification can make you so turned on. It prompted me to wonder what the longest time anyone has gone without stimulation and fulfillment. And in what circumstances.
It's amazing how a few days absence of sexual gratification can make you so turned on. It prompted me to wonder what the longest time anyone has gone without stimulation and fulfillment. And in what circumstances.
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This new website is getting better and better each time I look. I see there are video clips now and you know what that means... no chance to do any work. This is shocking! Who is going to protect our morality now and ensure we spend our time wisely?
:cry:
We have morality to protect? News to me... *lol*
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Can anything ever ultimately be original? My suspicion is that most things have been done to death but if such posts were locked the entire forum might grind to a halt. Better to have fluidity than stagnation
Absolutely agree, but it is more about WHICH threads are locked and by WHOM. Seems that some threads like this one which has been done many times before (who was it said "the search button is your friend"?) are allowed to run AGAIN while others haven't. Even a cursory look at such threads reveals a pattern.
De_sade
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79653.html
Yeah, you're right. But I suspect even Mods are human, so the Human Condition comes into play i.e. whether they're in a shitty mood or not!
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If it is Goose shit then I suggest you remove it, I don't know about modern car glass, but I do know that goose shit was the material of choice for etching glass in the late 17th and early 18th century prior to the use of chemicals. The 'Gander man' hence the term, have a gander, meaning to take a look, because once the Gander Man had finished his work you couldn't . There are also stories that the Goosey Goosey Gander rhyme has its origins planted around the Gander man who did indeeed take his gooses upstairs and downstairs and into the ladies chamber ) would mask out the areas of glass to be left clear with a flour and water paste and then clutching one or more goose / geese under his arms similar to the way that a set of bagpipes are held, gently squeeze the creatures to encourage them to shit. The Gander man would often fill his jacket pockets with Mead soaked corn which kept the animals head down and occupied with feeding whilst squeezing and firing away with the other end at the glass. Geese are prolific shit machines and unlike many animals that simply allow such waste matter to drop from their bodies, actually squirt matter with considerable force when expelling it ,making it unescassary for the Gander man to actally touch the wet excrement.
That is just sick! And I'm inclined not to believe a word of it.
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Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I'd forgotten about Tenacious D. that is a great sex track too, and ranks as being a top contender. And now I cum to think of it, what about some of Peaches songs? "Back it up, Boys" and "Shake yer Dix" spring to mind.
