Lucy... If you're shy, I'm a trainee priest!!!!..... er... or something like that.........
Del, was my fantasy good then? would you recommend it?????? :twisted: :twisted: :P
Sexlightened
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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sexlightened
I feel I must add a disclaimer to this thread....
The fantasy that everyone seems to think is mine was nothing to do with me. I didn't write it. I never thought it. You can't blame me. It just isn't fair!!!! I'm sure it was fabricated purely by the perverted mind of xxdevil69. It was definitely nothing to do with me.
Nonononononononononononono.............. I'm glad that's settled.
Now I'm of to find me a group of women and tvs..... DOH!
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The fantasy that everyone seems to think is mine was nothing to do with me. I didn't write it. I never thought it. You can't blame me. It just isn't fair!!!! I'm sure it was fabricated purely by the perverted mind of xxdevil69. It was definitely nothing to do with me.
Nonononononononononononono.............. I'm glad that's settled.
Now I'm of to find me a group of women and tvs..... DOH!
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Is it your birthday Blue? ooo.... How nice. You should've let us know sooner, we could have all come round on the weekend for a party 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sexlightened
WOOHOO!!!! Party! party! party! ...er.... yes, welll... ... sounds like that could be a nice idea to me.
Btw, thankyou for introducing me to something ...er.... new, Satin - you horny devil you.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Btw, thankyou for introducing me to something ...er.... new, Satin - you horny devil you.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sexlightened
You are all a bunch of sick, insatiable, freaky perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As my lady says, count us in... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Blue and Satin, you must be real gluttens for punishment..... :P
As my lady says, count us in... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Blue and Satin, you must be real gluttens for punishment..... :P
Sexlightened
Finally catching up on lost sleep
I seem to have vague memories of spending some time in a VERY kinky, depraved place on Friday night...... hmmm... Think I've been having nightmares again. :twisted: :twisted:
Was really great to meet everyone and we both had a great time (as I'm sure she'll confirm at some point today).
Had some new experiences too, which was nice :lol: :twisted:
Come on someone.... we wanna see the pics soon.....
and Neil.... OMG PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a guy!!!!
I seem to have vague memories of spending some time in a VERY kinky, depraved place on Friday night...... hmmm... Think I've been having nightmares again. :twisted: :twisted:
Was really great to meet everyone and we both had a great time (as I'm sure she'll confirm at some point today).
Had some new experiences too, which was nice :lol: :twisted:
Come on someone.... we wanna see the pics soon.....
and Neil.... OMG PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a guy!!!!
Sexlightened
Quote by bluexxx
All I can say, is that we had a suprise guest who is far too young for these types of events..... he must have sneaked in when the Cardinal Sinner wasn't looking
Bless you my child.....
:angel:
Sexlightened
I knew as soon as I saw her that she was the one. I've never had a 'type' as such, always gone for people I get along with and most haven't been complete munters... Although I'm sure my beloved will disagree.....
However, i am assured by all of her friends that I'm not Mrs Devil's type at all, but we are both head over heels.... Must have been my wit and charm when we met
However, i am assured by all of her friends that I'm not Mrs Devil's type at all, but we are both head over heels.... Must have been my wit and charm when we met
Sexlightened
Needless to say she is currently tearing around Lancashire trying to find everyone she knows to show off about it. I'm sure she'll come and say thanks to everyone as soon as she runs out of petrol 
I'm dreading those fatal words "When are you going to insure me on you car Rob?"
I said she could drive it when she's done her pass plus... why oh why oh why???
:jagsatwork:
Don't tell her I said this, but I've been sitting in the car with her for a while now and she's a really good little driver..... shhhhh
I'm dreading those fatal words "When are you going to insure me on you car Rob?"
I said she could drive it when she's done her pass plus... why oh why oh why???
:jagsatwork:
Don't tell her I said this, but I've been sitting in the car with her for a while now and she's a really good little driver..... shhhhh
Sexlightened
Please be aware that as of on Thursday 23rd September 2004 there is a new hazard to watch out for if you are a road user in Lancashire. This not only applies to motorists, but to cyclists, pedestrians, and animals alike.
Unfortunately, there seems to be no way to stop this menace, Lord knows I've tried. Please be VERY wary of any RED vehicles coming your way... Your number could be up!!!!
:taz:
Seriously though. Well done babe. Knew you could do it...
:cheers: :rose: :inlove: :love:
And to everyone else on the board... ner ner na ner ner.... I 'm gonna get chauffeured everywhere now... Life of luxury !!!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Unfortunately, there seems to be no way to stop this menace, Lord knows I've tried. Please be VERY wary of any RED vehicles coming your way... Your number could be up!!!!
:taz:
Seriously though. Well done babe. Knew you could do it...
:cheers: :rose: :inlove: :love:And to everyone else on the board... ner ner na ner ner.... I 'm gonna get chauffeured everywhere now... Life of luxury !!!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Sexlightened
As a reasonably regular shaver I haven't had much of a problem in the past (I always do as the missus tells me!!! 
)
However, last time I shaved I have come across a new problem for me... the dreaded red shaving rash... aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do I make it go away before Friday??? I'm so gonna get laughed at for this.. ops: :oops:
)However, last time I shaved I have come across a new problem for me... the dreaded red shaving rash... aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do I make it go away before Friday??? I'm so gonna get laughed at for this..
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Quote by xxdevil69
My things still to do:
See Rob with another fella
Give/receive strap-on sex with a woman
tv/cd
double penetration
and lots more orgys!!!!
er.... does ROb get a say in any of the above???????? :scared:
Sexlightened
I'm in desparate need of psychological help.....
I once knew a girl called Victoria Wobblebottom
And she wore bloomers made entirely from cotton
The lady was totally cuckoo
As wherever she went, her goldfish went too
To improve her chances of fertility
She’d heard she had to use her bouncebackability
She went to the nearest fire station
And slid down the pole for her nation
She’d got halfway down
When her bloomers went brown
As she slipped down the pole
The golfish fell out of his bowl
She hit the floor with a splat
And ended up completely flat
The firemen stopped with their play
And dragged her away
The fish just flapped and said “Oh bollox!!!â€
I once knew a girl called Victoria Wobblebottom
And she wore bloomers made entirely from cotton
The lady was totally cuckoo
As wherever she went, her goldfish went too
To improve her chances of fertility
She’d heard she had to use her bouncebackability
She went to the nearest fire station
And slid down the pole for her nation
She’d got halfway down
When her bloomers went brown
As she slipped down the pole
The golfish fell out of his bowl
She hit the floor with a splat
And ended up completely flat
The firemen stopped with their play
And dragged her away
The fish just flapped and said “Oh bollox!!!â€
Sexlightened
Hiya.
Hope you have fun in the mad house.
Mine's a pint if you're buying.... :cheers:
Hope you have fun in the mad house.
Mine's a pint if you're buying.... :cheers:
Sexlightened
lol... was only a suggestion, didn't know whether it would work or not. sorry. 
Thinking you should have used something a little less volatile than petrol.....
Thinking you should have used something a little less volatile than petrol..... Sexlightened
Oh my god!!! stoppit. I suddenly feel like I'm abut 12 years old..... Didn't realise that you all rode the same dinosaur to school
Don't think any of the things you've mentioned were in my life time so far.... hehe
Some great music mentioned though... Always used to love my Dads record collection.
Don't think any of the things you've mentioned were in my life time so far.... hehe
Some great music mentioned though... Always used to love my Dads record collection.
Sexlightened
davej, place the pics on a nicely lit desk.. and shoot them with your digital camera... won't be great quality, but saves running about to do it...
Sexlightened
Caffreys for me I'm afraid... Enjoy my ale.
Most embarrassing moment was when I was 17. Got unbeileivably drunk and stoned... cracked my head on a pavement that jumped out and attacked me, and then spent half the night crawling round the front garden on all fours. Parents were not impressed.....
It was either that or the spirderman impression I did on holiday when we lost the key to the first floor apartment. I climbed up at the end of the building and started clambering across everyon'es balcony, only to fall about 10 foot flat on my face. Got straight back up and clambered across again. Got to our patio window and found it was locked, so I put my foot through it and cut my arm reaching through to unlock it. Still have a scar on my arm and I couldn't walk properly for the rest of the holiday as I twisted my knee when I fell.... Strange how you don't feel pain when you're really drunk... lol
I'm much better behaved now :angel:
Most embarrassing moment was when I was 17. Got unbeileivably drunk and stoned... cracked my head on a pavement that jumped out and attacked me, and then spent half the night crawling round the front garden on all fours. Parents were not impressed.....
It was either that or the spirderman impression I did on holiday when we lost the key to the first floor apartment. I climbed up at the end of the building and started clambering across everyon'es balcony, only to fall about 10 foot flat on my face. Got straight back up and clambered across again. Got to our patio window and found it was locked, so I put my foot through it and cut my arm reaching through to unlock it. Still have a scar on my arm and I couldn't walk properly for the rest of the holiday as I twisted my knee when I fell.... Strange how you don't feel pain when you're really drunk... lol
I'm much better behaved now :angel:
Sexlightened
If you need any space to put your piccys up, give me a shout and I can arrange a special swingheaven piccys directory on my (fairly unrestricted) host.
Sexlightened
Quote by Heather
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So what's this 'lube' stuff you lot keep banging on about...?
Er please ssay you are going to use lubrication??? The poor fella's gonna be in tears if not... lol. Go get yourself some Ky or Durex Play.
Angel - 12"???!!!!???? Sounds like Neil's gonna be walking like Marion Morrison... Good luck matey... You'll need it .... :scared:
Sexlightened
Must be something you have running on your PC putting it there. Check the startup directory for anything unusual (start->all programs->startup). There are also startup options in the registry. I have a small program somewhere that checks all the places on the computer for proggys that startup. I'll dig it out. or search the net for autoruns
I assume the picture stays the same all the time, or does it change? if it changes then its probably some weird and wonderful news ticker you've got from the web...
If it stays the same, I'm not sure what you've done there... new one on me... hehe.
try doing a search for any picture files that have been created on your PC since you got it and see if you can find it that way. then delete the file (might have to do that in safe mode).
I assume the picture stays the same all the time, or does it change? if it changes then its probably some weird and wonderful news ticker you've got from the web...
If it stays the same, I'm not sure what you've done there... new one on me... hehe.
try doing a search for any picture files that have been created on your PC since you got it and see if you can find it that way. then delete the file (might have to do that in safe mode).
Sexlightened
DOH!!! I knew I got it wrong somewhere ...
Wouldn't go near anything like that with a bargepole meself!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sexlightened
*ahem* .... so my mate told me ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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