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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sexlightened
I'd be worried if you see ME in that dress (although i'm sure I could be persuaded).... You'd be better of seeing the missus in it, shortly before you take it off her :twisted:
Still no idea what I'm wearing.. think its gonna have to be the wrapping paper!!!
Still no idea what I'm wearing.. think its gonna have to be the wrapping paper!!!
Sexlightened
Sounds like he's got a lot of fun coming his way....
Try using a smaller vibrator first..... with plenty of lube... this really helps get used the feeling and the vibrations are a definite turn on... Definitely use the strap on by hand so you can get used to how far it can go in and his pain threshold :twisted:
Best advice is... loads of lube!
I've only been attacked by her indoors a couple of times, but found that it was better with me on top at first just so that I could control how far in, etc... After the first couple of times, it is a most enjoyable experience 
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Try using a smaller vibrator first..... with plenty of lube... this really helps get used the feeling and the vibrations are a definite turn on... Definitely use the strap on by hand so you can get used to how far it can go in and his pain threshold :twisted:
Best advice is... loads of lube!
I've only been attacked by her indoors a couple of times, but found that it was better with me on top at first just so that I could control how far in, etc... After the first couple of times, it is a most enjoyable experience
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sexlightened
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
Sexlightened
I can so see the avatar challenge getting a new lease of life here.....
ey up. 'ow ya doin?
ey up. 'ow ya doin?
Sexlightened
You're being stupid.
Noone really minds who you pick as everyone can participate in sending silly messages to whoever you do pick
Noone really minds who you pick as everyone can participate in sending silly messages to whoever you do pick
Sexlightened
Reboot the PC. immediately after it finishes its POST scan, pres the key... or kkeep tapping after rebooting. You will get a menu with a number of boot options. Choose 'Safe Mode'. Let the computer boot up in safe mode and click on 'OK' to acknowledge the fact when it asks you. Wehn in safe mode try deleting the pic. Safe mode should disable most of the programs that may interfere with the file.
Let me know if this helps at all.
Let me know if this helps at all.
Sexlightened
Awww... we'd love to come, but like Blue we've used all the babysitter tokens up... ho hum, looks like it's just Blue's party for us next week WOOHOO!!!
Sexlightened
ooo... a blanket too? Better be a big shed for the number of people that'll want to move in
Sexlightened
With an ad like that I don't think its because you're newbies!!! :twisted:
Sexlightened
Let us know if you find anywhere good Blue... we're a coming to get ya !!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sexlightened
Yep, she's far more outgoing than me... I wouldn't be into it if it wasn't for her... hence, I can give advice on getting your partner into it.. lol
Sexlightened
not long really.. only a few months... only had a couple of experiences, but it is definitely fun... Don't force your gf into it... as that will put too much strain onto her.. introduce her to this site and let her get used to the ideas... see if it turns her on....
But I didn't say that!!!! Sexlightened
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Someone with more organisational skills than a sloth should hold the candle for this one....
Sexlightened
Quote by Lee19Essex
Like the pics, where you from?
lol... ther's always one!!!
Sexlightened
Tend to find that many of them are part of a couple already, so it all depends on whether you are willing to try that too 
Sexlightened
Added the link in to my signature... knew I shoudl've done that earlier... Hope you like it. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sexlightened
Quote by well_busty_babe
can you tell the difference?????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/118753610541442028eee6d.jpg
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Wondered how long it would take you.....
Sexlightened
Quote by MrsFC
devil..................................You have made my day !!!!!!!!!!!! my bum has shrunk!
Oh mind you !!!!!!! I hope they are not going back on the poles for you window.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Somehow I think you wouls have more problems than the size of your bum if it looked like that!!!!
There's only a few brown marks on them, so they'll be fine back up at the window :P
Sexlightened
Can you not get you motorbike insurer to pass some of your NCB onto the car insurer... I know they are not the same, but I have heard of people geting a statement from their insurers saying that they have been a road user and claim free for so long... Might not get full NCB, but might be worth a try.
Sexlightened
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Stark raving mad..... yet strangely attractive... lol
