Sexlightened
End of Sunday blues ladies and gents.... now onto Mondays moans....
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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sexlightened
You'll have to join us and we'll puut all our minds... er... and bodies... to good use :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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btw, if anyone needs some space for putting pics on the net. just shout me.
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Well, I've been with Churchill for the last 3 years now.. They always seem to be cheaper than everyone else for some reason.... Still haven't given me a nodding dog though 
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Definitely think he should go to work in a skirt... :twisted: :twisted:
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The only time everyone DOESN'T want the music to stop. lol....
Might take you up on that... depends if she's passed her test as I don't think I'll be able to drive all wrapped up!!!
Might take you up on that... depends if she's passed her test as I don't think I'll be able to drive all wrapped up!!!
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I'm sure it will be, but it looks like I'm gonna be going naked - not a thing to wear. lol
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woohoo! more newbies...
Just relax and don't worry about it... We've only had a couple of experiences, both at clubs and found it really good. The first we pre-arranged to meet at the club with a particular couple and the second we met up with lots of people from on here, although, strangely, we didn't have any relations with anyone on here..... Met a couple at the club and ended up with them....
We are both very young compared to most (from what we've been told) and my partner was more than happy to go at it like a bull in a china shop... I was less sure than my other half and I think it showed cos I kept being asked "Are you sure about this?". People are very understanding - everyone has to have a first time... My partner and I use the safe word system at home, but find that inappropriate when out, but if we 'prod' each other in a certain place we know we have to stop.
The only thing I have a problem with now is my beer belly, but hey, I'm only human. lol
Whatever you do, make sure you enjoy it and make sure you say no when something happens that you aren't happy about.
Just relax and don't worry about it... We've only had a couple of experiences, both at clubs and found it really good. The first we pre-arranged to meet at the club with a particular couple and the second we met up with lots of people from on here, although, strangely, we didn't have any relations with anyone on here..... Met a couple at the club and ended up with them....
We are both very young compared to most (from what we've been told) and my partner was more than happy to go at it like a bull in a china shop... I was less sure than my other half and I think it showed cos I kept being asked "Are you sure about this?". People are very understanding - everyone has to have a first time... My partner and I use the safe word system at home, but find that inappropriate when out, but if we 'prod' each other in a certain place we know we have to stop.
The only thing I have a problem with now is my beer belly, but hey, I'm only human. lol
Whatever you do, make sure you enjoy it and make sure you say no when something happens that you aren't happy about.
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Quote by mal609
Mal, if you're doingto my young lady you better expect pictures to be taken
OK, OK, maybe one or two pics. But you have to make sure you get my best side!!
Mal
:wink:
You won't have a best side left by the time she's finished with you!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :scared:
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roflmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's definitely a potato.....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: It's definitely a potato.....
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Quote by Angel Chat
(That started off being Mark but I chickened out lol)
Unfotunately, I didn't.... lol
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This one's just too easy.... Thanks neilinleeds : 
btw, anyone takes the mick of my big bushy eyebrows and they've had it :P
btw, anyone takes the mick of my big bushy eyebrows and they've had it :P
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lol.. think I've convinced myself that it would be good for a laugh to have piccys...
btw, blue, has my better half confirmed with you? Babysitter organised anc everything... WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!
Missed out on antics with you the other night.... so, nice to have a second chance. lol
btw, blue, has my better half confirmed with you? Babysitter organised anc everything... WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!
Missed out on antics with you the other night.... so, nice to have a second chance. lol
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
Got out of bed at lunchtime and cooked lunch in the nude, back to bed to eat and still in bed, pity i'm alone really, would've been an ideal thing to have someone to help me occupy my time
Must at some pointy get up, dress and go check the animals
Too many points to address in this post... Needless to say.... RAAARRRRRRR..... hope the pan didn't spit
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Mal, if you're doing to my young lady you better expect pictures to be taken
to my young lady you better expect pictures to be taken Sexlightened
bringing cartoons to life... fantastic!!!
and is it just me or does copsandnobbers avatar lend itself extremely well to a very rude pic????
and is it just me or does copsandnobbers avatar lend itself extremely well to a very rude pic????
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
OMG
And Mrs Devil_in_part is gonna kill you when she sees what you've been up to!!!! :lol2:
Lol... probably.... Though having read some of the stuff she's posted on here, she could hardly complain... :P
Have you ever tried fastening a net curtain to your arse, btw? It really hurts when you pull the selotape off... lmao
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Could be interesting snap off a few shots whilst in the act, but I bet I'd just lose all rythm, fall over and take a snap off the floor...
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Now, unfortunately, I couldn't quite get the angle right as I was balancing the camera on the top of the telly.... but I'm sure you get the idea....
(please forgive me Lord...)
(please forgive me Lord...)
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pmsl... that's all well and good... but my net curtains are still at the window... what will the neighbours think...
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
You gotta do it now you've mentioned it I hope you realise :lol2: :twisted:
Depends if my darling, beautiful partner has taken all her french knickers away with her....
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I'd get mad and shout at it... "bog off! I know a short cut!!!"
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Well spotted Troy.
I have a computer and laptop, but there is no where to sit in the office, except at the computer desk (need to tidy up), so I end up sat on the floor talking to her as I've missed her whilst at work all day....
:inlove: 
ops:
I have a computer and laptop, but there is no where to sit in the office, except at the computer desk (need to tidy up), so I end up sat on the floor talking to her as I've missed her whilst at work all day....
:inlove: ops: Sexlightened
Quote by MrsFC
Where's your clevage?
My better half keeps teasing me, saying I'm growing man boobs, so I didn't think I needed any ;)
Besides... I was very tempted to do yours MrsFC lol
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tried them and everywhere else... my renewal with my current insurer ended up cheapest anyhow..
