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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sexlightened
My better half spends a fortune on there... unfortunately, it's my bank account that seeme to take the hits....
However, I can't complain about some of the things she has bought... i.e., a certain PVC nursey outfit...
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
However, I can't complain about some of the things she has bought... i.e., a certain PVC nursey outfit...
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Sexlightened
Just had to renew my car insurance... Only 250 quid more than last year. Great! 
I suppose it might be my own fault for those extra points, but even so...
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I suppose it might be my own fault for those extra points, but even so...
ops: Sexlightened
Quote by Kezz & Suff
Maybe you should store them for when she gets back . . . .
She'll probably route them out for herself - she always does... Only reason I'm on the computer is because I can only get to it when she isn't here.
Sexlightened
yes, well, I'm a tad camera shy myself and my belly would probably fill up the lens. hehe.... Just thought it would be fun to look over the pics after the event.... :twisted: :twisted:
Sexlightened
We have done the full swing thing with no jealousy at all. However, there is no way I''d entertain my missus going with anyone I know or she knows.... Makes it far too personal and breeds jealousy.
Our first experience was nearly our last. We only did a soft swing, but we chatted to the couple before hand quite a lot and formed a clique if you will. That was too much for me to handle and because i knew we both liked them on more than just a sexual level (they could be really good mates) it made me really jealous to see my missus with the other woman.
Happy to say we have been out to a club since and really enjoyed a full swing with a couple we met on the night.
Just my tuppence worth.
Our first experience was nearly our last. We only did a soft swing, but we chatted to the couple before hand quite a lot and formed a clique if you will. That was too much for me to handle and because i knew we both liked them on more than just a sexual level (they could be really good mates) it made me really jealous to see my missus with the other woman.
Happy to say we have been out to a club since and really enjoyed a full swing with a couple we met on the night.
Just my tuppence worth.
Sexlightened
All the ads come when My missus is off on hols... so not fair. lol :cry:
Sexlightened
Quote by celticq
You should use some of my now patented - sesame, poppy seed and sweet almond oil exfoliator - I now have a lovely smooth slightly polished looking chin!!!!!
All ready for the undercoat and primer then?
Sexlightened
Ooo... very fetching... People will be asking where you've been on your holidays...
Sexlightened
eeek!!!!! he said the 'W' word.... be gone you evil person you!!!! 
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:evil: Sexlightened
sitting at home on me lonesome cos my beautiful lady has gone off on hols with my step-daughter So, I thought I'd come on here and see why she's always attached to the computer...
So, I thought I'd come on here and see why she's always attached to the computer... Sexlightened
I think that you have already made a good start with a polite introduction (unlike me that has burst in unannounced - although I've met some on here already and think they probably won't mind.)
From what I've seen most intros go along the lines of... "Man wants shag.... please?"
So well done!
:)
From what I've seen most intros go along the lines of... "Man wants shag.... please?"
So well done!
:) Sexlightened
Would love too, but you timed it all wrong. She's just gone off on her hols today and I couldn't do it without an audience.. wouldn't be right!
Sexlightened
Quote by fruity1976
I think all the blokes should line up their knobs for us ladies o see what ones the bestest!!
Sorry, lost my tweezers....
Sexlightened
oh no... where's my favourtie gone... just have to admire the avatar...
Sexlightened
Mebbe he got a sudden bought of memory loss and forgot about his missus... i often have that problem... Now where did I put her.... Mebbe she's down the back of the settee.....
Sexlightened
Wonder if they actually spoke to any doggers... or even went dogging themselves?
Could you imagine in a the middle of a big session..
Reporter: "Just whilst you're busy down there love, would you mind answering a few questions..?"
Dogger: "mmmpphhh!"
Reporter: "Great! How often do you go out dogging?"
Dogger: "mmfffppphmmhhh"
Reporter: "Really? That much? You must enjoy it then?"
Dogger: "mmmppphhhfffhddfhhh...."
Reporter: "Well, if you never get a good lay, why do you bother with it?"
Dogger: "mmmpphhffffmmmppphhh!"
Reporter: "So, you're just in it for the social aspect? Fantastic. Do you not think its rather risky as oppossed to, say, going to a pub?"
Dogger: "mmmppfffppphhhmmm"
etc..., etc....
Could you imagine in a the middle of a big session..
Reporter: "Just whilst you're busy down there love, would you mind answering a few questions..?"
Dogger: "mmmpphhh!"
Reporter: "Great! How often do you go out dogging?"
Dogger: "mmfffppphmmhhh"
Reporter: "Really? That much? You must enjoy it then?"
Dogger: "mmmppphhhfffhddfhhh...."
Reporter: "Well, if you never get a good lay, why do you bother with it?"
Dogger: "mmmpphhffffmmmppphhh!"
Reporter: "So, you're just in it for the social aspect? Fantastic. Do you not think its rather risky as oppossed to, say, going to a pub?"
Dogger: "mmmppfffppphhhmmm"
etc..., etc....
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Quote by jomu
But, basically, if you want safety stay at home. With the doors and windows shut and locked. And the electricity, gas and water turned off.
And don't move when it goes dark or else you might trip.... :P
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I always make sure my camera's in macro mode... pics up even the smallest object :P
Sexlightened
Now there is an offer that cannot be refused... Look forward to it
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Quote by xxdevil69
yep.. word of advice to evryone.. next time you see me out.. just dive on me!!! lol :twisted:
Will I get a go at that too???
Sexlightened
Stain devil just don't cut it... you'll need the vanish in wash... That works wonders....
Sexlightened
No one going to satisfy this man's need?
Even with his excellent seed?
He's probably fast
More than likely won't last
But hey, he might not be a weed.
Even with his excellent seed?
He's probably fast
More than likely won't last
But hey, he might not be a weed.
