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devil_in_part
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 46
0 miles · Lancashire
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Sexlightened
Seeing as Mrs TnH seems to be having a huge contingent of women follows at the moment I would just like to add my 'uplifting' support to the male quarter.... I think I just uplifted too much looking at that pic of her 
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can I just ask who replaced my cue with this cane???? What are you trying to say?
Go on, you break...
Go on, you break...
Sexlightened
I'll go for the snooker, but II'll just stick to the orange juice for now (not too well today)
Sexlightened
To be fair I think the mods are probably the dirtiest, rudest, nastiest, most insulting, and scariest people on the site.... :P
Why on earth would you want to stop them posting? They make the best reading.... :twisted: :twisted:
Runs off before he gets his bottom smacked......
Why on earth would you want to stop them posting? They make the best reading.... :twisted: :twisted:
Runs off before he gets his bottom smacked......
Sexlightened
I am twenty five and theres's no way I could've done it either. 
Sexlightened
We always have a little bag with us that contains condoms, lube, wipes and fags. Makes life easier than having to rely on others.
The guys always put their own on as everyone is too keen and excited to wait for anyone to do it for them
The guys always put their own on as everyone is too keen and excited to wait for anyone to do it for them
Sexlightened
There is definitely something wrong with those clowns... Have you seen how depressed they look? I bet they must've been told that size really doesn't matter after all..... :violin:
Sexlightened
Quote by dundeecpl
Come here hunni, let me kiss it better
Gill x
Promises promises.....
I'd have to agree with Judy about the distinct lack of walls at Blues house... I don't remember seeing much of them at all... Although I imagine you did a very thorough investigation of the fridge did you not Judy? :twisted:
Sexlightened
Now there's an offer I can't refuse :twisted: :twisted:
But, it has taken me years to get this shape.... What's the point in having a six pack when you can have a barrel??? :P
But, it has taken me years to get this shape.... What's the point in having a six pack when you can have a barrel??? :P
Sexlightened
she's actually really good with a brush if you need help Neil....
Pics are great... I'd sit down, but I think my arse is too sore...
Pics are great... I'd sit down, but I think my arse is too sore...
Sexlightened
If she wasn't so ill, she'd be a dead woman... ARE YOU ALL STARK RAVING MAD???!!!! You should see how far my beer gut sticks out in that thing!!!!!
Sexlightened
Ever get the feeling you've opened up a can of worms that you'd rather have left shut.... I'm about to go and give my darling partner that feeling now.... :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Sexlightened
I don't know what you are all talking about... I've never seen that picture before in my life... That definitely isn't me.... Whatever she's told you it isn't true....
btw, don't every ask xxdevil69 to keep a secret, will you???
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I don't think I could get the courage to go out like that though.
btw, don't every ask xxdevil69 to keep a secret, will you???
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I don't think I could get the courage to go out like that though.
Sexlightened
Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :upset: :upset:
Please read all disclaimers before proceeding :small-print:
I'm off to make sure all my affairs are in order....
Please read all disclaimers before proceeding :small-print:
I'm off to make sure all my affairs are in order....
Sexlightened
awww... Blue, never mind love... i thought we'd found someone for you to cam with... :cry:
Sexlightened
Are we also going to play the latest variation on pin the tail on the donkey?
"Stick the dildo in the transvestite"
"Stick the dildo in the transvestite"
Sexlightened
My missus only lets me have a shag once a year 
Yeah right! As if she'd get away with that!!! Now then... where's she hiding this time.... oh darling??!!?? .....
Yeah right! As if she'd get away with that!!! Now then... where's she hiding this time.... oh darling??!!?? .....
Sexlightened
Yeah, cheers Mal... Now I'm totally freaked out...
I'll just be leaving now as I think I'm way too sweet and innocent to be listening to this sort of thing....
*devil_in_part legs it as fast as his little legs can carry him*
btw, have we decided who's going to be the present in pass the parcel yet?
I'll just be leaving now as I think I'm way too sweet and innocent to be listening to this sort of thing....
*devil_in_part legs it as fast as his little legs can carry him*
btw, have we decided who's going to be the present in pass the parcel yet?
Sexlightened
Quote by bluexxx
Does asking for a sympathy shag ever work?
Well, you never know Blue, but you haven't asked me yet :P :twisted:
Sexlightened
Quote by mal609
both the hosts are martial arts experts!!
I'm scared! Will someone hold my.... hand????
Sexlightened
Southern wusses.... Wearing 3 layers of clothing in winter... What's that all about????
Not in the north, who needs more than a t-shit????
.... although I am thinking that there maybe a link here with the number of peeps with colds.
Not in the north, who needs more than a t-shit????
.... although I am thinking that there maybe a link here with the number of peeps with colds.
Sexlightened
Welll, I think I might just have to be ... er... busy whilst this game is being played.... :scared: :scared: :scared:
Sexlightened
The missus said you're most welcome round here if you're into doing housework!!
Sexlightened
I'd mow the lawn, but she won't let me anywhere near her with a razor..... That is what you meant, isn't it????
I'll just be leaving now
I'll just be leaving now
