All that typing and 5 paragraphs,and all you needed to say was " I want a shag".
Bet it took you hours to read all your replies. :shock:
there are a couple of doggers in bristol that are also driving instructors
I wonder if these two driving instructors/doggers teach the people they instruct how to use the dip switch on the car,as they dont where we go.
Mr D,
What are you trying to do to Harry,explaining to him in such detail what happened last night is a little cruel dont you think.
A rutting stag and a ghostly barn owl could probably be forgiven but then to top it off saying he missed the "plough" drift across the heavens while the sky was bathed in yellow moonlight was rather below the belt.
I hope when Harry read that reply he was alone as i,me sure it was enough to cause stirring in the "rock" which might even have become a full blown "speed whack" and you both know as well as we do what this means.
It was bad enough trying to calm Mrs D2 down after she imagined the bats "flittering like playful little children of the night"
I hope in future Mr D you will consider the outcome of these remarks you make on this forum.
p.s Personally Mr,s Dirty getting pumelled over the bull bar done it for me though.
Take care and see you both soon and say hi to "the master"
Hi Sexydeb
Sorry to hear that, I know exactly what you mean, from a previous encounter with two couples I knew at that site. The chaps were almost appearing from nowhere. I reckon they all roost in the trees like pheasants and then drop down when they see a couple.
Harry,Would you be talking about us and huntscouple ?.
I remember the night very well,at first there were only you and huntscouple watching us, and then all the other guys appeared from nowhere.
They all arrived ready armed with "todgers" in hand even though we had,nt signlled in any way for them to approach.
This now seems to be the way of dogging,and one of the reasons why we dont come out as often as we used to.
We spent many happy hours with you,dirtydoggers and "the master"at the other site and you can certainly expect to see us again soon.
I have found my fishing tackle out ready when we try the other site you use and perhaps we can all spend an hour or two dangling our tackle in the water if there is no other action to be found.
I understand what you went through SexyDeb as we have been through the same situation many times.
Hobby 69 we still use the interior light or headlight flash method as the last time Mrs D2 tried thought transference the large wooden statue at our local site wandered over to watch and when it finished "spanking the monkey"it cost me a fortune to get the car clean.
Although we are a couple Mrs D2 also likes to watch,not only be watched.
Most single guys think that just because we are a couple we will show to them every time we go out.
We were at one time known as wasters at our local site,s word got round via a couple(hinge & bracket) saying we never showed at all,this in fact did us a favour as we were left alone to show when and to who we chose.
We know all of the previous people who replied to your post and have watched Mr & Mr,s Dirty play and have performed for them.
We have showed to Harry on more than one occasion and know "the master" very well and agreewith Mr D.s remark thet he certainly gets his share of "flange"
Just play the game your way and you will get your just rewards.
Sorry if i have gone off track a bit,all i can add is to agree with Mr D,s comment and wish you good luck.
Hi Paul,
Thanks for the offer which we will keep in mind.
As regards the other suppopsed couples,i expect you know as well as we do the amount of "couples" that turn out to be single guys.
Keep us informed of the outcome of any future meets.
On the few occassions we have visited this site,only once did we see another couple there and we had arranged to meet them there anyway.
Thats why we dont do pre-arranged meets anymore as we always find it to be a big letdown on the night.
Hope you guys have more luck next time, and we both look forward to reading the outcome in the forum.
Hi all
Am I the only dogger in Cambs?
Hi Harry,
You may not be the only dogger in Cambs Harry,but you are one of the best and hopefully when we start coming out again soon we will have the pleasure of your company,that is if you can put up with Mrs D2.
Until then take care and keep in touch.
we all started as dogging virgins,and one day you will get your 1st time so keep smiling and looking it wont be luck.
Hi Harry,
Looking forward to seeing you in the New Year,and if you are going to pull anything over the festive season make sure its only a cracker.
We take lots of pics when we are out,and if any single guys want to watch they are more than welcome.
One single guy we know well "The Master" likes to get in them,and we have no problem with that,although we never show faces not even my partners.
We occasionally meet with another couple we know and the 2 fems like to pose together now that is a crowd puller !!!.
HIya Mr & Mrs Dirty,
You have known us for quite a while now and have seen me and Mrs Doggingtwo play on a few occasions,We like you,like to please the guys that watch us show.
What do you think of the way we perform ? which is usually with her legs akimbo on the dash and me using our toys on her while she is pulling at her tits in betwen me licking and sucking on her nipples.
On one occasion i took advantage of her outside the car,but even though the "Master" gave glowing reports to you,i wonder if the sight of my hairy arse pumping had the same effect as watching 8ins of dildo being pushed home.
We both know the effect that photo shoots have on guys,but next time lets ask the onlookers how they would like the fems to pose.
Another thing while showing is does the way the female dress add to the excitement for the watcher? as you know like Mrs Dirty my partner always dresses to please.
One guy we have shown to a few times,only lasted a few minutes last time and even apologised to us,saying that the attire she was wearing made him so quick.
The bonnet of our car is always available for you and Mrs Dirty to use anytime you like,and as regards 14" i,me sure the last time Mrs Doggingtwo saw it she put an estimate on it of 11" so next time we meet you must let me use that growbag of yours,and i,me not talking about Mrs Dirty either.
Doggingtwo.
Hi HD,
Sorry we chose the wrong day to make our return visit,but you can be asured one day our paths will cross.
We did enjoy our time there,and we at least made sure Harry did.
Not only did he get to see us play more than once,but also got to see the latest photos being taken.
Our good freinds Huntscpl also enjoyed their visit and perhaps one day we can all meet up there again.
You wont go wrong if you meet Harry,just one thing is if he is performing for a couple i suggest you stand well clear and have ear and eye protection available as when the "Rock" reaches it climax he cannot be held responsible for any injuries sustained.
Take care HD and we look forward to meeting you 1 day.
Doggingtwo.
Hi Harry,
Glad you enjoyed last night antics,although due to the guys and police you mentioned it took rather a long time.
We certainly enjoyed showing to you,and your performance for my partner was as ever "awe inspiring" the "Rock" did,nt suffer at all from the cold.
As ever you were the perfect gent and even when the window was opened so you could see the performance easier you did,nt atempt to touch,for which we respect you.
I,me glad liked the white mini and have changed avator just for you,and if you would like a fullsize pic just email me and you will get one sent to you post haste.
To finish i must just add that any body looking for a 100% genuine guy need look no further than "Harry the Rock" they dont come any better than him.
Looking forward to our next meeting Harry until then take care.
Doggingtwo.
Hi Josh,
Fancy seeing a post from you on here,Hope you have some luck.
You have met us the once and you never know perhaps we will meet again,and next time it wont be so crowded and we can give you something to remember us by.
Take Care. doggingtwo.
I am afraid Mr Dirty that i must plead guilty to the aforementioned charges and apologise to "The Master" for any distress and dicscomfort that me and my good lady may have caused him.
When my good lady asked me to use this vibrating machine on her intimate parts how was i to know that this along with the inclemant weather would result in her laying half out of our motor vehicle and as i have been told,the word for what followed is "shag" her.
If we knew this act was causing any discomfort for any onlookers we would of course,ceased and taken our leave of this,what i can only call a "dogging site".
The photo machine that was used after this sordid event took place was i,me sorry to admit mine,but i did notice that "The Master" also had one of these infernal machines and he also was pointing it in the direction of my good lady,and it was emitting these bright flashes of light.
As regards her "manner of dress" i did,nt realise that a very short white pvc mini skirt,stockings and knee high stilleto boots would cause him to suffer such a painful erection,i have informed my good lady of the distress that this dress code caused and her exact words were, "well it had more effect than his woolly hat and gloves".
There were 2 other onlookers at the time and i,me now concerned as to whether they have suffered the same after effects.
May i suggest you reserve judgement until after we both meet you and Mrs Dirty again and perhaps a repeat showing of this "beastliness" may help in your final decision.
Doggingtwo.
p.s i know i,me losing it.
p.p.s it was bloody good though.
The temperature gauge on our car registered -3 last night but my partner still went out dogging with me dessed to please as good point of this cold weather is it did,nt take long for her nipples to be stood erect like "chapel hat pegs".
When we started to perform she was half out of the car and even then did,nt complain,unless those moaning noises were,nt what i thought they were.
The guys who watched this never complained either although they were very reluctant to expose their manhood to the is for life not just for the summer.
Doggingtwo.
p.s Roll on summer.
Does this mean that the season ticket we bought recently for parking is no longer valid.
We plan to make a return trip shortly and hope that it is back to normality and we can have,and hopefully give a couple of single guys a good time.
Doggingtwo.
We are a couple who are fairly new to the dogging scene,we dont go out with the sole intention of showing or park up and if we feel in the mood we start,but sometimes we sit for a while or perhaps move to a different are fortunate where we go to have 3 different sites close to each other which we move between.
We have overheard others talking about us saying "we are time wasters and just lookers" I,me sure the guys that have watched us would not agree,does it mean being a couple every time we go out we must "perform", also my partner likes to watch shows but is sometimes under the illusion that couples are meant to show to single guys first time she saw a couple playing really turned her on and resulted in a couple of guys seeing our first show.
We have driven into our local site and had single males looking through her window as i,me putting the handbrake on,and on one other occasion had 2 couples posing for pictures while a lone guy sat in his car very close by and yet made no attempt to get out.
As regards dress,my partner always dresses very sexily but this is as much for my pleasure as for others should we choose to show for them,when we arrive she does not put her legs on the dashboard or get out and walk around the car bending down to pick up that imaginary dropped object.
As regards having frustrating days,we do but when we get home i take all my frustrations out on her.
I expect we have upset a few people with our point,but "Thats Life".
"Doggingtwo", I to wish you had been there, judging by your pic atleast one part of me wouldn't have been frozen to bone. Although the persistant car lights driving round gave off some warth.
Thanks HD if that is an invite we might very well take you up on you liked our pic we like to change it as often as possible.
The latest one was only taken last night on one our usual weekend jaunts.
If you read posting titled Return of Diamond Geezer you will read all about care and possiby see you one day. Doggingtwo
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