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A set of luxurious lingerie bags for travelling
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Not a bad one, if you couple it with a nice weekend away somewhere. ;)

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Now she is very very difficult to buy for, so I was thinking about the ultimate night out so I have already decided "to take her to the drive through, and bang her twice".
But any gift suggestions would be appreciated, she does not want a new watch, jewellery, or perfume.
Please help
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And brucie I assumed you`d had yesterdays deleted yourself because it made you look like a total tit !! Or didn`t you spot that ??
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no, subtle difference. you EITHER love or hate marmite. with brucie you love AND hate him. FACT.
(brucie refers to self in 3rd person. coolio.)
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Just this minute, it turned itself on... fans whiring like heli-blades, I swear it nearly took off!
An alarm noise... brrrr br br..... brrrr br br!
Loud as you like... all the lights flashing.
One Long Beep, One Short Beep = Motherboard Problem
Quote by brucie
thanks. to be honest my fleeting curiousity has now passed and i no longer care.
thanks for calling me hot.
i like your pelvic thrusting too. i trust that under that white suit you are a mix of nastasia kinski and susan sarandon. right?
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I'm quite regular
But I wouldn't go all the way to London when I have a toilet upstairs.......
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why dont we all vote lib dem and give someone else a chance for the change rather then voting in dumb (labour) and dumber (tories)