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Bisexual Female, 45
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Quote by Tillie
you know im a bit suspicous cos i saw an opp last nite and she looked just like someone else,but with a different name :eeek::gagged:
Shhhhhh i think there all cones!

I found this on the wall of the Ops room (I think it was taken on their last outing)......
and who hacked my bloody facebook?????? own up! lol

dunno
At least no one cut the top of my head out of frame this time. :giggle:
Quote by Kaznkev
ohh can we come,anything to distract from kevs anally perfect present wrapping lol
you know that boy likes ribbons and bow so much im beggining to wonder,and he was a rugby player :lol:

He's not Gareth Thomas is is? :giggle: bolt
Quote by Heretic
Cept cubes and mal cos they are evil :twisted:
And pick on the new girl :sad:
And have so failed there off swing unless they post naked pics of a certain wizard!

You want to see Roy Wood naked?! :shock:
Kinky :giggle:
.....KINKY??????
That's downright perverse. :giggle:
There's some good information on the legal system
From what I can see approaching anyone and offering sex for reward (not necessarily money) may be soliciting, but the wording used in Street Offences Act 1959 is 'common prostitute' which means that the officer arresting has to have proof, or reasonable cause to believe that the person in question is acting as a prostitute.
Interestingly the partner may actually face prosecution:
Section 56 and Schedule 1 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 extends the gender specific prostitution offences to apply to both males and females equally.
The Sexual Offences Act 2003 creates the following offences:
* causing or inciting prostitution for gain anywhere in the world (Section 52)
* controlling prostitution for gain in any part of the world (Section 53)
"Gain" is defined in Section 54 as;
(a) any financial advantage, including the discharge of an obligation to pay or the provision of goods or services (including sexual services) gratuitously or at a discount; or
(b) the goodwill of any person which is or appears likely, in time, to bring financial advantage.
"Prostitute" is defined in Section 51(2) as
"a person (A) who, on at least one occasion and whether or not compelled to do so, offers or provides sexual services to another person in return for payment or a promise of payment to A or a third person; "prostitution" is to be interpreted accordingly."

so in theory the partner could be prosecuted if it can be shown that he's benefited in some way from the deal. :shock:
As far as I can see a woman can work from a property one her own and avoid prosecution as she isn't running a brothel and providing she doesn't offer her services openly, isn't soliciting either, as paying for sex doesn't appear to be defined anywhere as an offence.
Same here. I used it a couple of days ago without any problems.
Difficult one this as prostitution isn't illegal in this country, it's the actions surrounding prostitution that are such as soliciting, running a brothel, kerb crawling etc.
If the lady at the dogging spot details what she will do for cash then she's soliciting and that's an offence, but there are ways to get around this law, so she may not actually be committing any crime.
Quote by Tillie
Whats the star mean :small-print:

For those that don't know it means that the person awarded it managed to serve the fries hot for 2 days in a row. :neutral:
HTH. ;)
innocent :giggle:
sad
I remember watching both The Equalizer and Common as Muck when I was a little bit younger too.
A great actor who will be sadly missed.
RIP.
I'm usually made to change my underwear when it gets like that. sad
:doh:
Sorry I read the title as 'Massive Staines' redface
:giggle:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Yes! I had this whole box of Lindor truffles and, before I knew it, it was completely empty.
dunno
Puzzling!

Happens to me all the time well any chocolate really :dunno: Its very puzzling lol never happens to the fruit and veg though
come to think of it, it does happen with alcohol to wink
Same here! confused
And money keeps going out of my account too. :huh: :huh:
Think we should open an x-file? :? :?

only if I get these :giggle:
You can keep him, but you'll have to wait for sloppy seconds on Scully. :twisted:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Yes! I had this whole box of Lindor truffles and, before I knew it, it was completely empty.
dunno
Puzzling!

Happens to me all the time well any chocolate really :dunno: Its very puzzling lol never happens to the fruit and veg though
come to think of it, it does happen with alcohol to wink
Same here! confused
And money keeps going out of my account too. :huh: :huh:
Think we should open an x-file? :? :?
Quote by flower411
Is this thread on broadband or dial up ?

Pigeon-powered. ;)
Quote by Cubes
324 confused

328 and if they're in distance order then there's someone closer than PK. :shock:
*wonders if pet rabbit has an account* :confused2: :huh:
Have you checked in the wardrobe and under the bed? :giggle: bolt
rotflmao PMSL @ the thought that anyone could get in the wardrobe or under the bed. This is PK we're talking about remember? :giggle:
dead man typing (when PK sees this). :uhoh: :bolt: :lol2:
Quote by splendid_

So does this mean that Tallulah is left home alone? :rascal:
Can't believe you didn't take the bike. :doh: :sad:

Tallulah will be making the world tour next year...... worlass has to pass her bike test first as there is no way that I am taking her and her 'essentials' on my bike.
I recommend a VW trike conversion for Worlass. ;) :thumbup: ....
possibly with large trailer. :lol2:
Quote by splendid_
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2 pillows confused

Soooooooo many gags .... :giggle:
Quote by splendid_
......ummmm another rucksack of 'essentials' (I am not allowed to see what is in that.)....

Not going to be going through an x-ray machine at any time are you? That should prove to be interesting when they ask you to unpack .... :shock:
Quote by splendid_
....... Worlass needs support.

Sounds like she needs a bloody back support, never mind moral. :lol2:
When we did the 3 week trip this year we took 2 cases and 2 x hand luggage. At one point PKs hand luggage ended up in one of the cases. That's how much spare space was in there. :shock:
Think we tended to travel fairly light cos neither of us can be arsed carrying loads of stuff. Plus my hand luggage is a reasonable size (like an overnight bag. I'll show it to you some time ;) ) so we can get a fair amount in that. Well used to, it gets filled with my camera stuff now. :twisted: Just enough for the camera and my stuff. :lol2:
So does this mean that Tallulah is left home alone? :rascal:
Can't believe you didn't take the bike. :doh: :sad:
Quote by kentswingers777
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So cynical...... lol :lol:

Admit it! It had some credibility right up until I mentioned Simon Cowell having friends, didn't it? :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
324 confused

328 and if they're in distance order then there's someone closer than PK. :shock:
*wonders if pet rabbit has an account* :confused2: :huh:
Quote by fabio
Okay... Admit it... you all voted for them...
in which case... thank you!!!!
Me and my betting syndicate.... 50 quid at 150-1.. jobs a goodun.... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

This throws up an interesting thought....
Members of a gambling syndicate place lots of LARGE bets on them winning at those odds (or higher)
Then get lots of phones with free calls after blah on them and ring like a good 'un.
Do this for the next few weeks until the devil's spawn wins.
Members of syndicate go to bookies with :smug: on their faces and collect large winnings.
Wonder if Simon Cowell has any friends? :confused2:
Quote by flower411
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See !! I`m unique :bounce:

I prefer to think of you as 'special'. ;)
:lol2: bolt
So, so sorry to hear of your loss.
Our thought are with you. :cry:
Quote by Dave__Notts
I once saw some disgusting behaviour. They were very drunk, had no excuse, desecrated military honour, fought, vomited, urinated, and all other types of nasty things.
Were these feRal thugs? ( :giggle: )
Nope they were the people that the memorial is there for. In fact one in the crowd I am talking about now has his name on one of those memorials. So who were these people........squaddies having a night out.
If I was the judge I would give him community service. Half to clean the memorials and the other half to help out at the Chelsea Hospital. The boys and girls in there will tell him he has been a twat............and then more than likely tell him about stuff they got up to that was very similar but they were never caught.
Dave_Notts

:thumbup:
I think that seems a fair punishment and if judges handed out more socially inclusive punishment like the one suggested above, maybe we'd have a better society. dunno
He's a young bloke who's done a string of stupid things in a night, why the hell would you want to potentially ruin his life by giving him a custodial sentence........ or something worse? He's a young lad, who's had far too much to drink and had to take a pee. It could have been anywhere, but it happened to be at a war memorial. I guess he knows it was a stupid thing to do and maybe he'll think twice before getting falling-over drunk again.
Nice to see all those that are upholding the morals of the country (despite being unable to remember when they were young AND stupid and don't have kids that may do something equally as stupid in the future).
Thank god for swingers! :dry:
Quote by Sarah
The pg up and pg down buttons on my lappy top are not working, there is nothing stick underneath them.
The scroll arrows do work.
Anyone any ideas how to get the pg up and pg down buttons to work?.
Thank you

In what programs, or is it all of them?
There's a setting in Firefox (F7 IIRC) that can cause them to stop working and I think there may be something similar in IE, but I don't use it so I can't really comment.
If it's all programs it could be a duff keyboard.
Quote by Sarah
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A shopping trip out with Dawnie, PK etc
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I'm sorry, I thought it was ideas for a birthday present ...... not how to become bankrupt in 1 easy step!!!!
confused :eeek: :shock:
Quote by tweeky
How far are we the employees protected by the law? Not sure on this one but once in work we had a facilities manager who left with no notice at all. I was in a chain of emails with them at the time and I needed to know if they had had a response from another party. I asked the building manager about access to these emails and they told me that the message direct from the IT department was this "We cannot access this member of staffs emails. To do so would be breaking the law as an infringement of their privacy. The company could be sued if found out"
Maybe it all depends what you sign when you take employment but I would have thought the law was the law.

I work for a large public organisation and we've been told that they have access to anything in our 'inbox', but not anywhere else. confused
I only have work stuff go through my work email. Given what my employers have said it ain't worth the hassle. ;)
Quote by leatherednperky
Get out on your bike - the weathers great today and I'm off out on mine shortly lol
Mal
wink

he has a fazer how will that get his adrenaline going!!!! bolt
OI!
It's frightening being overtaken by tractors! :eeek:
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