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Quote by kinkyluton
Drew Barrymore making love in the rain on a car bonnet..in poison ivy
does it for me..but what the rest of you on tickles your taste buds

One of my favourites (or the one I can remember most from puberty redface) is the scene with Lisa Bonet and Micky Rourke in Angelheart.
Nasty with all the blood that falls on them !
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Quote by JQL
If you go commando, remember to shave... That zip can be a real eye waterer :shock:

I tend not to go commando because of the potential eye watering :shock: :shock:
And can anyone explain why every time you do catch it, you're always using as much force as possible....it's like kicking the ground when you walk - always agony (I think)
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This one made me laugh this morning and I thought I'd share it:
One night, a man rolls over in bed and give his wife a big knowing grin.
Immediately realising his intentions she says "Not tonight, I'm afraid darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."
Dejected and disappointed the man rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again. "Tell me," He says. "Do you have an dentist appointment tomorrow, Too?"
Brightened up my journey down south this morning !!
rotflmao
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Quote by frogster
Commenting on how slim Trisha now looked…….. lol

Now that she had the fat removed....
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I saw James Brown recently in Glasgow. The show was very well rehearsed but amazing none the less. And I get to say that I saw the Godfather of Soul live !
Also saw the Eagles a few years back - the hairs on the back of my nexk were standing up with Hotel California. If yu like them, look for the 'Where Hell Freezes Over' DVD.
Only problem with re-born bands is that they seem to think they can charge £40 upwards for a ticket....! A bit steep if you ask me. banghead
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:welcome: from me.
It's addictive so be prepared for some late nights and cranky days at work
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EGD
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Quote by djryan
i dont think many ppl can beat Eddie izzard.. he is pure genius

I'm listening to clips from Dressed to Kill at the moment. Must buy DVD.
Being Irish, the Flags bit is very good.
I remember watching a film a few years back with Eddie Izzard in it along with William H Macy, Adam Sandler where they all had silly super hero like powers. Never did see the end of it....anyone know what it was called confused:
Mystery Men. I have it sitting on my DVD shelf and it's one of my favourites.
Cheers djryan - just got it on the internet for £6
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"Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister"
That one cracked me up, a man after my own heart
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Quote by djryan
i dont think many ppl can beat Eddie izzard.. he is pure genius

I'm listening to clips from Dressed to Kill at the moment. Must buy DVD.
Being Irish, the Flags bit is very good.
I remember watching a film a few years back with Eddie Izzard in it along with William H Macy, Adam Sandler where they all had silly super hero like powers. Never did see the end of it....anyone know what it was called confused:
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2 eggs in a frying pan, one says to the other one:
"it's roasting in here"
"f*ck me!" says the other one, "a talking egg"
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Quote by mollyandchris
Looks a bit like Molly...

OMG your right it does.
Twilight Zone .....
...Or a couple of extras in the Striker comic strip as featured in the sun.
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Quote by fruity1976
Anybody else got any funny sounds around the house or other peoples houses??
confused

My Fridgefreezer sounds like an elephant (mostly in the summer when it must be working harder to keep the food cold - the fridge freezer - not the elephant !)
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Quote by mindblowing
We think this is just someone who has been messed about too often sounding off.
This is a cafe, and so should welcome everyone, when we started we knew nothing, and had done nothing, so we not have been able to join in. It was because we could join in that we got the answers we needed and have now started to have some real fun.
This forum in its current format really helped. Leave it as it is.

I'm new to this myself and so far am getting into the swing of viewing and joining in on posts. But I whole heartedly agree with the above comment. The fact that it's a cafe, where in real life you may go in not knowing anyone, you go back the next day, the next day and so on. Eventually people will start chatting to you or you to somebody else !
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Quote by frogster
CRAKERJACK…. Shouted 7 Billion mice, watching………..

...before returning for their dose of drugs....
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Quote by the_magik_s
help!!.... I cant move this neck..well i cant move it to my right!. Reckon ive pulled a muscle or strained it during the night. sad (i never meant for that to rhyme, honest!)
Anyway, is it true that you should not out Deep heat onto your neck? confused
Magik

Sounds like atrapped nerve to me. I use to suffer from it. Best remedy is heat (ie a scarf tied round it) and try some PR Freeze spray (cold) - it does say not to put on nek but that's what my doctor ordered.
And Ibuprofen should help.
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Quote by dazandlou
Which is absolutely fantastic, but what happens............

....if it continues to go...and go....
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You could just turn up in your underwear and say that 'You've just come in your pants'..............and maybe paint your face like dracula - just to keep in the party theme
Although personally the Sun Photographer sounds like a good shout but you may have to keep telling everyone the joke...!
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