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essex34m
1 day ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Suffolk

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Quote by Lizaleanrob
i can`t believe that swingers are being so judgemental about how someone else lead their life :silly:

I can't believe that this has come as a surprise to you.
Quote by Serendipity
<points at Widey profile pic>
Erm - can't imagine rotflmao

It's a fair cop Guv.
I was led astray by the person who took it.
Quote by Serendipity
The satsumas of course.

Phew! For a second I thought you were referring to the abuse, I was wondering who could have cast such aspersions about me.
Quote by Serendipity
You love it you 'onourable git! lol

I'm not sure what you are referring to....
Quote by Serendipity
H.R.H.
Genderless (if you say it right) and frankly, I'm worth it.
:swish:

Well if you are grabbing that one, I'm having 'The Right Honourable'.
Deservedly.
I agree.
You are right 'orrible.
bolt
I feel wounded by your words!
Quote by tweeky
She wasent hurting anyone other than herself

Her family may disagree with that.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
H.R.H.
Genderless (if you say it right) and frankly, I'm worth it.
:swish:

Well if you are grabbing that one, I'm having 'The Right Honourable'.
Deservedly.
Are you trying to tell us you're a corrupt, self serving, arrogant tossbag who has little interest in the people who put you in your current position? lol
Of course I am!
Those that has met me will identify with that, which is how you were able to describe me.
I was just checking if it was that or your liking for wanking with an orange in your mouth :lol: bolt
I have a small delicate gob, I use satsumas not oranges.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
H.R.H.
Genderless (if you say it right) and frankly, I'm worth it.
:swish:

Well if you are grabbing that one, I'm having 'The Right Honourable'.
Deservedly.
Are you trying to tell us you're a corrupt, self serving, arrogant tossbag who has little interest in the people who put you in your current position? lol
Of course I am!
Those that has met me will identify with that, which is how you were able to describe me.
Quote by Serendipity
H.R.H.
Genderless (if you say it right) and frankly, I'm worth it.
:swish:

Well if you are grabbing that one, I'm having 'The Right Honourable'.
Deservedly.
Quote by Mr_Lilly
If it wasn't for the french they'd still be talking english now.

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference of officers from the U.S. navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.
A French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: 'Why is it that we have to speak English at these conferences rather than speak French?' Without hesitating, an American admiral replied: 'Maybe it's because the Brits,
Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
Come and break into my van. You wouldn't need to worry about losing your bottle and backing out of killing yourself, I will take care of everything.
Quote by brucie
desperately want to get my GF Jane to squirt during an orgasm.
Any comments or suggestions on how to do this would be welcome

send her to me... wink
I think you are confusing 'squrting' with pissing herself laughing.
Quote by Sassi
Considered for an invite???
Considered?????
I think you better rethink this, and ask me to be there! *sits with look of self-importance*

i may consider you for an invite young man, but the cost will be a kiss to the hostess wink lol
I better bring a ladder for you then...
Considered for an invite???
Considered?????
I think you better rethink this, and ask me to be there! *sits with look of self-importance*
When lads you are working with passes you a copy of Nuts or Zoo magazine, and you realise when you look at the pics of the females, that you are old enough to be their father...
Have a good trip, thanks for popping in. You being away for a few days will give us some peace and quiet on the forums now.
Quote by noladreams

I do have the naughty thoughts, but actually getting off my backside and doing something about it is way too much like hard work :sad:

Same here. If only I could physically make happen what the mind is willing me to do.
Oh I'm sure it could... you just have to know where to look! wink
I feel like a tourist standing in Birmingham holding a map of London.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I do have the naughty thoughts, but actually getting off my backside and doing something about it is way too much like hard work :sad:

Same here. If only I could physically make happen what the mind is willing me to do.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Neither, my mojo has left home, anyone found it?

I know where it is ........ its done a runner with mine, Im awaiting a postcard any day and once it arrives, will let you know where they are hiding :sad:
Mine's gone too. Are they having the fun we should be having?
Quote by noladreams

Just wish I could actually hold a tune!

So do your neighbours.
Not even dignifying this....
lol
Welcome back....
kiss
Oh, and I'm not revealing my guilty pleasures on here, I'd get ridiculed for the rest of my days if I did.
Quote by noladreams
Just wish I could actually hold a tune!

So do your neighbours.
Quote by redwine_lover
39 is the most popular age for female swingers lol...i cant understand why lol...its not as if anyone tells lies on here is it?

Says the most haggard 42 year old that I have met.
Quote by noladreams
I've just noticed I've passed the 9000 posts mark.
I shall have to chat sh*t for a while and then say something memorable for the 10000th!
<<<<<

When you say "For a while" is that from 15 Jun 2006 to 29 May 2011?
Quote by noladreams
Someone say boots????

:doh: I forgot about the magic word. wink
Sorry, the word filter went off.
Quote by noladreams
Javier Mascherano.
wink

Just been reading an LFC forum thread about him.
Quote by noladreams
Whoop whoop, I'm back!
:bounce:

There goes the neighbourhood.
Quote by I_am_joy
This really was not meant to be a bash the "single" fella thread just I personally feel that there aren't that many in my locality

Unfortunately, the two topics often walk hand in hand.