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21 Apr 2011

Quote by sexyslut79

How do you know that foreign nationals are attracted to the UK by the lure of benefits? Are you privy to the statistics?

The entire post you quoted from myself was nothing but opinion, with no facts, figures or knowledge to speak of.
Really? Well if you need some facts, figures and knowledge to back up your opinion I'm sure you can find them in such erudite publications as The Sun (which is owned by a foreign national) and The Daily Mail.
Thank you for your guidance. I have no wish to read the Daily Mail, and I hate the Sun with a passion.

21 Apr 2011

Quote by amatuerman
A little light humour, please don't post anything that may offend a fellow user.
I'm fed up of Happy Birthday threads...email the person.
What's yours?

It's my birthday next month, I hope you start a thread for me.

19 Apr 2011

Quote by sexyslut79
How do you know that foreign nationals are attracted to the UK by the lure of benefits? Are you privy to the statistics?

The entire post you quoted from myself was nothing but opinion, with no facts, figures or knowledge to speak of.

19 Apr 2011

Quote by HnS
I wondered what peoples thoughts here were on this little matter?
My thoughts, at this stage, is I shall be voting No.....

Thought this was an AV discussion thread :small-print: Obviously missed the memo that changed this :doh:
lol

lol

I would like to take this moment to apologise for commenting on a change in a forum topic, which forum topics are prone to do.
I will not be amending my post, but obviously it is wrong, the members can judge me accordingly.

19 Apr 2011

Quote by lynchburg
How do i change the picture/icon thingie and comment that appears next to my forum entries.
I've done it before but i can't remember how or find the place to do it.

If you look to the left, where it says 'My Account', go to 'Settings', then on your next screen, you will see some tabs, one of them will say 'Forum'.
From there you can change your picture.
When you say "the comment that appears next to my forum entries' I assume you mean your signature? If so, just above where you change your avatar, is a text box, in which you can write your signature.
Hope that is the answer you are looking for.

19 Apr 2011

Quote by sexyslut79
In total their cheating amounts to a few million which, to a country like the UK is peanuts.

And if we punished those that stole from the system that was set up to help them, if we stopped giving benefits to people who can actually go to work, but choose to completely manipulate and abuse the system (as opposed to those who genuinely can't afford to work), if we reduce the mindset that falling pregnant is a career move, having children knowing the state will pay rather than accepting the responsibilities of having children, if we reduce the lure of the benefit system to foreign nationals that want to milk this soft touch state, if the decision makers actually looked at and improved the bloated system we have, then we would have many more of these millions of peanuts you speak of.

18 Apr 2011

..... Dirtygirly!!!
Hope you have a good and pervy day!
passionkiss

passionkiss

15 Apr 2011

Happy birthday Wee Jimmy Krankie.

12 Apr 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oh stop being cruel - either remove the thread altogether or at least tell us the general subject. I'm on tenterhooks here.

Its like Glade air freshner for your lady garden wink

wink

What about shake 'n' vac and a Dyson?

8 Apr 2011

Quote by GnV
so am i to think that if someones dialect is somewhat difficult to understand its acceptable to turn your back in ignorance and walk on

Of course not !! You just shout at them in your best queens english...
" I`m awfully sorry, but I can`t understand a word you`re saying you ignorant fucking yokel "
Surely yer best estuary ingleesh... "Awfully sorry ol' bean, but I cannae understand a fucking word yer sain ya ignorant fucking twat, innit"
That's nothing like Estuary English.

5 Apr 2011

Quote by Dirtygirly
I was gonna reply to this last night.

I think that might be the shortest post i've ever seen you make lol

lol

And it was coherent too!
:gagged:
kiss

kiss

5 Apr 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I was gonna reply to this last night.

I think that might be the shortest post i've ever seen you make lol

lol

And it was coherent too!

4 Apr 2011

Quote by noladreams
boots

:twisted:

4 Apr 2011

I might post later and let you know.

4 Apr 2011

Quote by Lizaleanrob
the money is to cover expenses like a few single girls

Is this a party or a brothel?

1 Apr 2011

Quote by little gem
I'll celebrate by sharing the stuff that's fallen down my cleavage this year...
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!

Stop tainting my memories of glancing (leering?) at your cleavage!

29 Mar 2011

Quote by Sarah
If it is free, Shirt and casuals, if it is £200, then it is a tux.

And very smart you looked too! lol

lol

redface

Thank you.

29 Mar 2011

If it is free, Shirt and casuals, if it is £200, then it is a tux.
Actually, that is bollocks, as I have worn a tux to two social/munches, and they were free.
No, paying to go to the party wouldn't make me look at making more effort, unless as part of the price there were strict rules on dress code.

27 Mar 2011

Quote by willxx69
Kissing is a dealbreaker for me... no kissing, no meet. I've never fucked someone I've not kissed. Not likely to start now.

wave

:wave:

24 Mar 2011

Quote by gulsonroad30664
an american bomber had "mechanical failure" and crashed.

Firstly, it was not a bomber that went down, to be more specific, it was a Boeing F-15E Strike Eagle (serial number 91-0304) which was a fighter aircraft serving with the 492 Fighter Squadron, based at RAF Lakenheath, in Suffolk.
Secondly, I am assuming from the comment of "mechanical failure", you are doubting that this is what caused the aircraft to crash, and maybe possibly hinting that it may have been subject to attack. If you were to study photographs of the aircraft,then it would show that much of the fuselage is intact, which suggests that it was not struck by armament.

24 Mar 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Chuck Berry a degenerate ?? well I never did
Makes you wonder about James Brown though doesn't it :lol:

Listen, you love wife beating, drug tooting, sexual abusing idots.
Good for you, Lee.
I'll take decent characters - such as the girl in the video feat in this thread - over those scumbags any day of the week!.
I'll stick with listening to the scumbags, as least they produced something with heart, soul, and a fuckin pulse. They also generally seemed to sing using their mouth instead of the annoying nasal whining of yet another corporate clone/clown, aimed at fleecing 12 yo out of their pocket money. Maybe she was too busy sucking on corporate cock or chocking on a glass of sugary slop she's been paid to promote?
I'd be embarrassed to be heard listening to such vapid and vacuous shite, i look forward to her third single at which point she will be released from her contract as the next clone/clown in line will be ready to be inflicted on the public, and the remains of this one can go off and pursue her new career as a b list soap actress, porn star or rappers 'ho'.
never has the world needed the resurrection of Bill Hicks so much, i feel violated from the few seconds i was subjected to the stinking corpse being masqueraded as music.
Meaty and myself are not allowed to agree, it is the law, but tonight, I have broken the law.

22 Mar 2011

Here we go again....

22 Mar 2011

I fear there will be retribution against all coalition nations, and all for protecting oil (yet again)

22 Mar 2011

One shot, one kill.

17 Mar 2011

Quote by little gem
It was Wigan munch

Thank you.

16 Mar 2011

Quote by wild rose and the stag
type of bacon sarnies

Priorities!

11 Mar 2011

Potentially.

3 Mar 2011

Four years????
I remember saying goodbye to you two, although I forget where the munch was at, but welcome back, hope all is well.

3 Mar 2011

Quote by flower411
Awww !! The glorification of war !!
After nearly ten years in Afghanistan, with no end in sight ......in what way exactly are our soldiers "winning" ?
I think "war of attrition" sums up the situation and you can be sure as eggs is eggs that we ain`t winning !!!

The only winners are defence contractors and suppliers.

1 Mar 2011

Quote by robbo-bi1
You can blame it all on the TORIES, they took us into the EU and we have suffered ever since.
It used to be "buy British" "fly the Flag" now its sorry folks.
Its time we left them to it, and looked after our own little island.
Since maggie sold everything that we had to her "MATES" at knock down prices, we now produce bugger all for britain and everything for the rest rest of the world.
So as long as we remain EUROPEANS we have to abide by the rule of the EC.

Yes, you can blame the Tories, it is a common thing for people to do, but if things were that bad, then 13yrs of Labour rule should have corrected many of those problems.
But they didn't.