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fabio
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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The board of Lokomotive Low Fell have issued a statement...
"since the take over the club by the middle eastern Billionaires, the new owners have faith in the manager to get them a top 3 finish, therefore we have taken the decision to extend his contract and given him the resources the complete the task....."
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
and no Ronaldo this year to torture me and cost me the title!!!!!!
lol
Okay.... so now we are almost 10,000 cases in, and 13 deaths in.... are we now anymore nervous than we were before???
Just speaking to a friend and it sounds like her son has it, so because her son friend stayed last night, the 3 of them are now confined for the next 7 days and the tamiflu is being sent out......
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Raphael Saadiq - The Way I See It (great album - kinda like Motown but with a 21st century twist)
Maxwell - BLACKsummer's Night (newest album, growing on me)
Massive Attack - the best of album
All recent iTunes purchases - loving them!

if you are purchasing stuff on itunes i need to have a word with you and give you some software where you can convert songs.... saves ya a ton of money.....
I am watching the new chris rock stand up, kill the messenger and trying not to choke on the alcohol i am drinking...
ooooh... and sorting out my fantasy football team that will crush all in the swinging heaven fantasy football league 09/10..... doing all my scouting now... it has to be my year.. lol
in my follow up memoir....
"I run on black people time!"
this will make certain people chuckle i hope.... wink
Quote by Sarah
Clothes pegs
String
Ice
Listerine
2 females
Have fun

Be Careful how you use listerine.... especially if you use strips.... :shock: :shock:
the amount of horror stories I've... ahem... heard would make ya eyes water....
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I think its a falacy in swinging that as many women would with fat guys as men would with fat women.

I think you are probably right......
Being a man of a slighty "hefty" persuasion, I do often think "what on earth would people see in me?"
Sometimes I do think I have to work harder then it,
Sometimes I have self confidence issues as much or I think more than the next person
I do have problems with seeing myself as sexy, where others will tell me until they are blue in the face....
I think, and it took me a while... a long while to work out that I can only be the best person I can be... if that isn't "fanciable" for some people... then there loss......
Quote by Mark_July
I'm new to this and have noticed that there are few opportunities for a single straight guy (or am I just looking in the wrong places?) I'm not just after a quick fk and would like to meet mature open minded females not only for sexual encounters but enjoyable experiences. . .I'm turned on by watching ppl have sex but am a bit closed off to the whole man on man bit, , any thoughts any one?

oh boy... where do i start.......
hope you are better on day 2 then were on day 1,
I don't mean to pick apart what you said, but if you say that you are "not after a quick fuck" then why are you already complaining after only 48 hours confused:
Like the others..... I read it as desperation, and I'll let you into a secret, you can have this one for nothing:
desperation is not the most sexy trait in the world.....
Right.... so back to your question... do single straight guys have a place.... hell yeah!!!! I have been here for 5 years.....
The site does work, the site gives you all the tools to make it work, the key is to make it work for you...
people get sick of what i am about to say but in swinging it is so true.... "you do get out, what you put in"....
For example... if your ad is only 3 lines long innocent then how do you expect it to stand out from all the other thousands of adverts..... do you give people a reason to say "my god yes I must meet that person"
you ad is in "men seeking women".... there are shed loads more men than women here so they can be as choosey as they want.....
look at your own ad, have a look at some of the others... if yours doesn't stand out, then make it stand out....
use the ads to your advantage.......
have you been into the chatrooms..... for example you are scottish.... there is normally a scottish chatroom on server 1... and think of it like a pub, where it takes time to get known....
Go to socials... there is always stuff going on... go to clubs... there are a few up there now..
Bascially what I am say is that it is going to take more than 48 hrs..... as Bioke said... if you are expecting "quick shag" then you are very likely to be disappointed
don't be impatient, don't expect peoples knickers to fall at the drop of a hat,
It does work.... for those people who put the effort in, but you have to be proactive about it!!!
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ps were genuine hehe wink

you better be if i am coming down to donny at some point for drinkies... lol :lol: :lol:
seriously though... a lot of it for me is now doing the legwork, and at that stage then possibly meeting, whether that is going to socials/munches, or clubs.... or talking to people a lot in chat, seeing what people write in the forums, chatting on phone, and the list goes on and on
I think the best thing I can say now is that the site does give you the tools to help yourself... if some people don't make use of some of these then maybe you should use those as points, if the way that you are using it ends up with timewasting meets, then maybe you should consider the way you use the site....
not having a go.... but it does work for some people, and instead on focusing on the negatives (timewasters) maybe it is worth asking those who have sucessful meet how they go about it in the process......
sean xxx
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BIG KNICKERS RULE!

you mean french knickers rule..... lol
I think i have found something i am actually glad the french invented... lol
I was a cocky S.O.B when I was a child.... when I lived in america I was in the wrong crowd, and I honestly feel that if I got out when I did, I don't think I would be here.....
I had my "life changing" moment....
what moving 3,000 miles did for me was give me a chance to re-invent myself.... give me a chance to right some of the wrongs... gave me a chance to be the best person I could be...
Still working on it, but I don't think I have come out that badly...
seee... now i find out where i have been going wrong all this time in swinging...
you mean saying "oi.... wap out the baps luv" isn't the right way to go about it!!! lol :lol: bolt
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I love being taught swear words in other languages - there's something extra cool about using them! (Although not perhaps whilst on holiday in that country!)

I tried that..... and got send off in a football game "swearing at a offical"
How was I to know he spoken a bit of russian!!! lol :lol:
wow..... Can't say I am the greatest fan of him... But I was a huge admirer of his music, especially the early stuff...
cant say he was a great single.. but he was a great entertainer.....
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You could be a Brown understudy for PMQ's fabio. The only bit missing was the 10% cuts the Conservatives would make if they were in office...
What was it that I suggested dunno

okay then (and i am so tempted to use the word "smartass" here)
what soloution do you have knowing the background to the story.....
I'm all ears.........
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So lightweight Foreign Secretary Milliband has withdrawn some of the Embassy staff from Iran following accusations by the President of "interfering" in the fall out following the recent Iranian elections.
There seems to be no recognition of the fact the President was elected with a 1% increase in his popular vote from last time which is not surprising considering his popularity amongst the Iranian people - if I understand matters correctly.
I can see Mahmoud Ahmadinejad laughing his socks off; here is Britain, ruled by a Prime Minister who was never elected and whose popularity has been axed hundreds of fold calling foul on a popular president who was re-elected with a resounding vote!
Is it little wonder that relations between Britain and Iran have faltered?
Is the State Department in Washington keeping quiet so as not to embarrass poor old gawdy? Whilst Obama is looking forward to securing peace in the middle east is Milliband's ineptitude, tinkering and inexperience the real cause of Britain's problems there dunno

that is such a bad way of reading the situation and if you knew anything about it then you would understand why.....
in the 1950's the UK and the US basically toppled then very popular prime minister and put the shah of iran in his place... the resentment is that are the seeds to the islamic revoulution...
can you see why the UK and the US is not liked.... the more the US speak out... the more the people can turn round as say "look they may do it again"....
Bush basically did what you suggested and killed one uprising stone dead.... the leadership in iran turned it into an "america vs us" situation
that why the Obama speech in Egypt was a great speech, he laid down a new direction..... the leadership in Iran saw what then happened in the Lebannon elections and it probably spooked them
But any uprising has to come from within and has to have a figurehead from within, he has to look like his own man and not a puppet of someone else
thats why the US and the UK have to play it low key... the story has to be the people on the street against the leaders, and not Iran vs UK/US.....
otherwise the uprising will be killed stone dead again....
As far as I am aware club wise... you may well have to end up treking towards the north east and trying club F which is just outside of Newcastle... we do get a lot of people down from edinburgh and the borders who makes the nights fun....
Hopefully see you both there at some point......
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I been here since April 2004......and I think the site is far better. It is far easier to find exactly what you want. the chat which is what I like is so much better with regional and special interest rooms. Before it was one big chat room and I could never follow it. Now use local regional room...and means you can make friends and meet socially with people. Thats the other thing I like and thats the soicial side that is now materialised as part of the site. before we had munches ( yes I know they still here) where tended to get people from all over coming. However in my small experiance of them ( I went to two) I found people stayed in their own little regional cliquies. I found them very difficult to mix with people. Now we have socials...slightly looser rules and tend to be regional. For me basically a way to put names to faces from chat room. A way to show your personality and has to be said an awful lot of...shall we say networking for future use....goes on. I love them. So I say massive thumbs up to the site....and the way things have changed

it is interesting what you say about munches.... because as a Munch vet, I think the exact opposite has happened....
Regionalisation may have done wonders for chat, but I think it has killed off the munches that made the site great
a lot of munches now feel like one big regional clique... and anyone else from outside that area are made to feel like strangers
people use to travel and it was a great experience to go to them because people from all over the country use to go to them and you did get to meet people that you wouldn't normally do.....
now..... people rarely travel outside there local area... for example... very few people from the mids room now dont go to a yorkshire or a north west social, very few people from scotland would now go to a north east social....
I was glad to see that for the last Leeds munch that a lot of people from the north west made the effort to go over and it makes the whole experience a lot better.... hopefully loads of yorkies make the effort to go across to Wigan in december
the people who still travel all over are rare.. and the loss of that is sad....
can you now please take me off the list....
sorry to all my friends, have a good time, and I'll hopefully see you all in october...
sean xxxx
okay... now I feel like a bit of a freak...
I have never measured mine... and have no intention of starting now...
but it does get frustrating, as more and more importance seems to be placed on it, especially in the ads...
I am honest with people and tell them... what I get a lot of time is "well.... guess then!!"
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today i wont say who by but i was judged to be a cheat.
the debate id like to ask is what right does any person have to judge any one else in here?
please keep this as an addult conversation
i dont want any fights
im not inhere for fights
i just want to know peoples views
my background is im married ,,never hid that fact
but i do play or in their words cheat without my wife knowing
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i know its wrong but certain circumstances exist
what id like to know is what right does another person have to judge me.

okay, for the honesty of this adult conversation I need to play a bit of devils advocate with you...
okay... Imagine if the roles were reversed... how would you feel?... honestly....
I am not going to judge you... as long as you are teeling the people then it is up to them to decide, but please understand the other side of the arguement
I have been the one "cheated on" in the past.. I felt hurt, I felt betrayed, I felt angry, I felt like there was something wrong with me, I cried for ages...
I wouldn't wish upon anyone any of the pain and anguish that I went thru...
Some people will play with Married "single guys" others won't.. simple fact of swinging.... maybe it is best for you to concentrate your efforts on those that do... rather than argue with those who don't, you are not going to change there minds!
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Yes i suppose stability is an issue but with two thirds of the electorate too disenchanted to vote something has to be done.

I understand that, I actually would like a version of PR myself... but there is a reason why "pure PR" doesn't work and you can look at Italy as an example
45 different governments since WW2......
Regionalised PR may be more the way to go.....
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oh all pics have dissappered as well...... wonder how many wil appear in News Of The World on sunday then !!!!!

nah.... the telegraph has gotten the scoop... what they plan on doing is releasing one picture a day to the front page
has there been a tear in the fabric of the space time continium???? lol :lol:
or maybe it is a team of elite soldiers who escaped to the los angeles underground.... :lol:
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I have always wondered what do you guys think about to stop yourself cumming too early? wink

the alphabet backwards is a good way of distraction.... if it gets really bad i think of the 1986 england world cup football squad... they were so ugly feckers!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Before you take that attitude kenty, can I ask if you know what they were actually offered this year by LU....
2 year deal..... 1% this year..... Inflation plus 0.5% next year, and you'll have the remind me of what the RPI runs at the moment... oh yeah -0.4%
the true rate of inflation minus mortgages at the moment is running at 3%.... so in effect you are asking them to take a pay cut!
can you see why they are not happy???
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Kashmir is there though!
lp

Yeah redface I don`t know who they are ??
Are they a "Classic" rock band then ??
even I have heard on this... and i am the worlds most hip person.... lol :lol: not!!
I've always wanted them to play this is the middle of an India vs Pakistan cricket game... just as an inside joke no one at the actual game would probably get!!!