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fembernie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 65
Bisexual Male, 64

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Happy 40th Birthday...to Mark1964 cos I know you are dreading it sad but its not that bad you know and it does get better!!! In fact 44 is great :happy: and 45 is not looking too bad either wink
Have a great day :cheers:
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: Thanks everyone xxx Corrie - dont you worry I am already working on the £'s and the lbs lol I will be in the States for Xmas and New Year - so Steveg you have loads of time to sort out my pressie(s) - and no doubt all the females here will have suggestions to make in case you need some help :happy:
I wanna glass of champagne with Dave and Jane :beer: so can I come too please lol
Andy04 - I am a Londoner and you never hear me moaning!!!!!! :smug: :smug: Well maybe a little - but its a good moan wink
I have had a terrible weekend as am recovering from food poisoning which I picked up on my holiday in Ibiza (the holiday from hell) :fuckinghell: I may have a few days off work now to fully recover :smile2: :smile2:
Thanks all :happy: :happy: and WOW to NeilinLeeds - what a good memory you have!!! lol Even I forget what I drink sometimes - until Corrie (or Shirren) reminds me :cheers: Thanks Steveg you Old GIt :twisted: and yes Dawn - you should be very worried rotflmao :rotflmao:
I have been using the chatroom for ages now (well off and on I know), so dont really consider myself a "newbie". lol
However, I have only just started using the Forum and love it :smile2: (although I don't know how to copy quote boxes etc yet!!) rolleyes I have seen that new people to the Forum do introduce themselves and say Hello to everyone - so now I am feeling a bit "red faced" that I have not done the same redface
Sorry and Hello to you all passionkiss
Sometimes I have to type /join #swingingheaven and then that gets me in the chatroom. I am Bernie in chatroom lol - and no I am not Bernie the Bolt or Bernie Winters evil
mmmmmm what would I do to Ice Pie??????? rolleyes I would nick his cornetto thats what lol
Wetslide - you mean to tell me that you dont know who "They" are - tut tut :smile2:
I was on the train one evening this week, and the man sitting opposite me was chatting away on his mobile (as they do!!!). He was telling his mate that he's not made his arrangements for New Year yet!!!!! However, he has got plans for Christmas - hes going to Milton Keynes. I do hope he sorts out his New Year dilemma soon !!!! lol
If it is Lucifer perhaps he could pass his slimming tips onto Steveg pmsl biggrin
OK Corrie - you have the black underwear but can I have the clothes airer!!!!! Can't imagine what it felt like waking up with that in your bed Lucifer pmsl lol
Steveg - you dont get it do you!!!!! You are not going on a diet but changing your ways of eating - FOREVER - its the only way. Trust me kiss
Why thank you kindly Corriefem. smile I had help from a very special person to size my avatar - but this thread is about Steveg - not about me rotflmao
Steveg - Do you think that line about the Medieval Banquet fits in with your quest for losing weight pmsl lol
Steve - dont even bother with the scales if you dont want to - just get a pair of trousers that are a bit tight (you must have loads!!!! lol) and you can measure your progress that way - gives you more incentive when you see clothes fitting you better :thumbup: How much you gonna lose before London Munch then???