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15 Sep 2006

Quote by corriefem
OOOOH I thought this was BLOKE looking to chat with a fem tonight - I was in shock sorry for thread hijack lol lol

OOOhhhhhhh ....so if it had been Bloke you would have been the sex addicted fem he was looking for???????????......and I thought you were so quiet too rolleyes

:roll:
Sorry - 2nd hijack of this post redface

15 Sep 2006

Quote by Fun_Essex_Tony
BUMP

OHhhhhh yes please lol

15 Sep 2006

Quote by dundeecpl
We can..
D/L and watch porn
leave sex toys all ove the house
make each other laugh
drive thousands of miles a year for social meets
drink copious amounts of alcohol
blether loads of sh*te
dress up and down
get on with you nutters
make others laugh
oh and cum
lock the world out of our house
last but not least martel...slag off electronic candles
Can't believe i said that and didn't remember til you pointed it out.
You're a bad man :twisted:

Could you prove that please

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by handh
Hi there.
We would have loved to catch up with you on tuesday but sadly Mr H is working
:( :( :( :(
Bernie, Try and organise another one you both are well
Mr & Mrs H
xxx

aaawwwwwwww.......OK. The next one I do will be a weekend one (Friday or Saturday) cos then you can come and so can Tabbi lol

13 Sep 2006

Brilliant ! We are not already booked to do anything that night so can you put me and Bassman down please - (not literally, just on the list will do...lol....)
:happy:
PS Nice tattoos Fun Essex Tony wink

12 Sep 2006

bumping again :happy: :happy:

12 Sep 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
can't miss that one Bassman... puts my little one to shame!
tattoo!!!
LP

Is OK London Plaything - I accept all sizes........ lol

of tattoo that is wink

11 Sep 2006

Glad you all had a good night - we would have come along but had a prior engagement at another event. I am sure we can get to another one if arranged lol

11 Sep 2006

Bernie and Bassman - brilliant company yet again - Oh and Bernie - 3 am is not the time to be preparing fresh smoked makrel salad - but it was nice as a starter for breakfast - /quote]
I travelled a long way to get there - I thought there was a time difference when you go up North - like going abroad. I just thought it was time for me evening tea rolleyes

11 Sep 2006

OK - for some of you to get this you will have had to have met Corrie.
I was at her house on Friday night in preparation for our trip to Stag and Rose's party on Saturday, and we were having our usual chinwag over a glass of wine (or was it 2?)
Anyway....during this chat Corrie said to me "Well Bernie, you are a talker whereas I am a quiet person".........well I coughed and spluttered then must have given her a funny look cos she then said "Dawn Mids looked at me like that when I told her that I am a quiet person"
I was for some time quite lost for words - and the thing is Corrie still can't understand why? confused

:shock:

11 Sep 2006

OK all - I have sent out PMs to you all with information about next weeks meet lol

REMEMBER - do not give this information to other members etc. They can contact me for invite smile

See you next week :happy: :happy:

8 Sep 2006

Quote by corriefem
I think I will be in town that week - could be up for a quiet (lol) drink......

Well with us girls there (me, Corrie, Anais and Tabbi) it will be quiet - we are never anything else but quiet. lol

quiet my arse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
rolleyes

:roll:

8 Sep 2006

Shame - I am usually in London but am gonna be out in a field somewhere tomorrow rolleyes

7 Sep 2006

OK all - date will be Tuesday 19 Sep

7 Sep 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
most certainly Madam....
...if invited... :shock:
Lp

of course you are invited lol

7 Sep 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
ooo... is this a *group* meeting???
hehe
LP

eeerrrrrr Yes - do you want to come along wink

7 Sep 2006

Quote by largecock
I think I will be in town that week - could be up for a quiet (lol) drink......

Well with us girls there (me, Corrie, Anais and Tabbi) it will be quiet - we are never anything else but quiet. lol

7 Sep 2006

oooohh am getting a nice little list together now :happy: :happy:
I hope to confirm a date in the next day or so but it is likely to be the Monday or Tuesday evening as Corriefem will be able to come along too biggrin

Thanks all - will be in touch soon xxxxx

5 Sep 2006

Hi all
Just wondering if anyone wants to meet me and Bassman in central London on the evening of Tuesday 19th Sep? My son who is usually home, will be abroad those days so won't be able to be his usual nosy self ..lol...
If you are able to make any of those days let me know and I will sort out a venue.
Bye for now
Bernie xxx

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
Ahhh Bernie ... how about we let Essex watch me take them off you and then you put them on me?!?!?

Abi - anytime!! lol

30 Aug 2006

still more single fems and cpls needed.
quote]
Me and Bassman can come twice if you like rotflmao

(sorry - just in a silly mood just now redface

)

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene

Oopps - am I weird cos I don't always have to have an emotional connection for sex to happen

Nahhh ... you're just weird because you won't loan me those awesome boots.
Abi - you never asked to loan them before. Wanna come and get them? Dont tell Essex34m though cos he likes them too lol

30 Aug 2006

Hi Sarah - is there room for me and Bassman please? biggrin

30 Aug 2006

Quote by firelizard
My view (which may be different to Stormy's) is that for a woman especially there has a to be an emotional connection in order for sex to happen.

Oopps - am I weird cos I don't always have to have an emotional connection for sex to happen redface

30 Aug 2006

Me and Bassman are having a joint Hen and Stag weekend In Bognor with some great people off this site in December - so we expect it to be memorable! lol

28 Aug 2006

Quote by corriefem
oooh to be 15 again lol
So have you any gadgets worth knowing about lol
Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

eerrrrm - I dont think I would like to be 15 again.......lol...
I expect you want to know about camping gadgets so cant help you with that one smile

28 Aug 2006

Well I know there is someone on the site who likes my avatar boots lol

I have lent my trekking boots to someone or would have put a pic of them on here - not that they are sexy mind you!
Dammy - good to hear you are now in tight size 10's biggrin

21 Aug 2006

Quote by etfcboy1971
hi everyone
well, i have decided to do another north london social.
due to the sucess of the last one, i thought it would be a good idea.
it will be on the saturday 11th of november.
at a venue in north london.
old and new faces welcome.
if u are intrested.
drop me a line.
martin. xxxx
p.s. we do have a list of people that did not turn up for the last one.

Hi you 2 - my face is neither OLD or new - but can I still come along please biggrin

Can I also add the OLD face of Bassman to come along with me rolleyes

16 Jul 2006

Corrie - am still thinking of a middle name for you. In the meantime I was thinking that my 2nd and 3rd names should be changed to Pinot and Grigio lol

16 Jul 2006

Quote by hertsguy30s
Need a lie down now...
Herts
:twisted:

Now where exactly would you like to lie down Hertsguy wink