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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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The odd thing is that this has been circulating for years and every year, there's always that bit at the bottom stating that this is the *only* year that this will work. All you need to do to get it to work for the next year is to increase by one the number you add to the total after you multiply by fifty.
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keep it smile

S'funny, I was thinking the same about your avatar, Calista... Mmmm... *drools* wink
Pretty certain this was originally Only in America. Let's face it, most of it fits the US too...
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1. Bombay was renamed Mumbai, only very recently. - Geographical Inaccuracy

So, does that mean Bombay Mix needs to be renamed to Mumbai Mix?
I'm pretty sure there's more nutritional value in the pot than there is in the contents...
Nasty, horrible things. Much rather rustle up something myself.
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I'll help fill Scandal. :shock:

What you going to fill him with? :shock:
Ooh... definately snog FB... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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100 000 people have backed jamie oliver....
everyone a winner baby thats the truth

Yep, I'm one of them. I said Blair would probably try and drop it. He almost certainly won't succeed though, lol.
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tony blair has at last backed this
just read this
Writing in the Observer, the prime minister acknowledged the parental anger expressed over the diets on offer at many schools.
He promised to set up a School Food Trust to build on the work begun by the celebrity chef in his Channel 4 series, Jamie's School Dinners.
Mr Blair said that the new trust will "draw on the remarkable work of Jamie Oliver in schools, of the Soil Association in encouraging the use of organic and local produce in school meals, and on the best advice on nutrition and eliminating processed foods".
He added: "It may take a little time to change children's tastes, but it will be worth the effort if we can get them enjoying healthy and good quality food at school. We will also ask Ofsted to inspect the quality of school meals."

Call me a cynic, but the fact that there's an election coming up couldn't possibly have anything to do with old Tony's announcement, could it...
It's the perfect time for him to announce something like this, because if he doesn't get re-elected it becomes the incumbent leader's responsibility. If he does get back in, he can try and quietly drop it a few months down the line.
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Twenty shags were in Norfolk

Damn it. Right on my doorstep and I still miss all the fun... :doh:
Probably going to get a bit toasty on this one, but the beta of the new Microsoft anti-spyware tool is surprisingly effective.
I know, I was :shock: too. Microsoft actually releasing software that works...
Then I remembered... Microsoft pulled a Victor Kayam. They liked it so much, they bought the company...
Oops... Link fixed. You'd think that after all the years I've been using message boards, I'd know how to use the tag... :doh:
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is no one else concerned that he was listening to Jame Whale FFS !!?

Nope, as I dunno who that is.
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Theres never anything on , os why bother buying a new one?
Get some goldfish and use the old one as a goldfish bowl, far more entertaining!!!

Who'd want to watch goldfish when you can watch Jolene Blalock with those sexy Vulcan ears...
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FJB you'd better buy one quickly or you'll descend into being a SH addict and won't ever watch telly again :shock:

Heh, no chance of that, not with the new season of Enterprise showing on Sky One...
There I was, just now, listening to James Whale on Talk Sport through my NTL box, when my telly suddenly goes POP and lets the magic smoke out. :shock: :cry: mad
Well, looks like it's off to the telly shop tomorrow to get a new one... banghead
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Especially the bit at the end when it says buy this book for £20 ! !, like the parents the programme is aimed are likely to be able to afford or be inclined to?
While I'm glad this kind of information is being brought into the public domain and if it can only be done through celebs all well and good, I can't help being cynica labout the motives of the production company and JO too especially when they plagiarise so much of the concept.

Oh, I'm in no doubt that he'll make a few bob from this and there's more than a hint of self-promotion, but I think that on the whole he's doing this because his celebrity status will help get the message across.
It's easy to blame the parents for what kids eat but alot of parents have been brought up in a climate of food/health ignorance. If you really want a culprit look for the big 3 Asda, Tesco and Oh yes! Jamie Olivers favorite supermarket - Sainsbury's!
The abolition of domestic science in the 80's, advertising and so called convenience foods are also to blame. The international food industry is a killing those who eat and grinding those who produce into the ground.

Yes, you're quite right. The attitude to food production and consumption needs to change. I was lucky to have parents who saw fit to teach me how to cook and I thank them immensely for that.
How many kids nowadays know how to do anything other than nuke a ready meal in the microwave or ring the local pizza place? What's needed is for practical life studies to be a mandatory part of the curriculum. We've got kids leaving schools who can barely read/do basic maths and yet they've miraculously passed said GCSEs.
But it goes further than that, we need to teach kids basic cookery, financial planning and other essential life skills that in many cases aren't getting taught in the home, because their parents weren't taught it.
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and what do you get?
Well, I've only shovelled and barrowed 2 tons of gravel down the garden path today and I've now got a back like a Morris Oxford starting handle. And if you remember what one of those looks like then you are showing your age. rolleyes
I'm not looking for sympathy but I think I need someone to walk up and down my back in spiked heels. wink
(Going for a lie down)

WIMP
Dambuster regularly pulls 44 tonnes :rascal:
ES just pulls dunno

bolt
It's easy wiv a big lorry to help. I've only got a little wheelbarrow. sad
It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Or so I heard... :shock:
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Hey,
My name is james. I am 18, with medium build, dark eyes/ Dark hair. I am basically lookin 4 anyfin really. Phone stuff with girls/guys(sumtimes guys). texin. NEfin fun really. If you sound interested please e mail or PM me. Ta
James...

I hear english lessons are quite fun... biggrin
Same here. I have newfound respect for Jamie Oliver since he began this crusade. The state of school dinners these days is just :shock:
Anything that puts proper school dinners back on the menu is welcome in my book.
:thumbup: to the mockney geezer.
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Flapjack, be my guest. It`d be fun to watch everyone shoot the shit out of you whilst you try to reload the bloody thing! flipa
Venusxxx

Oh, I'll be bringing my normal marker along as well... :mrgreen:
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I'd like a car that could heat itself via remote control so it would be all nice and warm when I got in, and a mini laptop with wireless Internet in the glove compartment.
I'd also like a detachable, vibrating gearstick and windows that darkened at the slightest whiff of passion.

That would be fairly easy to achieve, with commonly available components. If you're interested, I'm looking for a challenging project to keep me occupied...
EDIT: Well, maybe not the passion activated window tinting... Although, if it was rigged to a humidity sensor...