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1 May 2005

Besides, real Daleks don't bother with stairs, they just level the building.

1 May 2005

Quote by Manolishi
OMG OMG OMG
The Daleks evolved - they can climb stairs
None of us are safe anymore ..........................................

Nothing new, the Daleks have been able to climb stairs since Sylvester McCoy's stint as The Doctor.

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Benji Barnicals
Okay, first things to check is the cable, if you are linking the computers back to back (ie, no router etc - just a cable from one pc to another) then you HAVE to use whats called "Twisted Pair" CAT5 cable, CAT5 is the normal cable we all use on networks, but the Twisted Pair the version of cable that handles back to back networking. If you dont have this type of cable thats prob the first problem.

<nitpick mode>
All CAT5 is twisted pair, the term I believe you're looking for is a crossover cable.
</nitpick mode>

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20 Apr 2005

How about:
It's the end of the world as we know it - REM
American Idiot - Green Day
All about the Benjamins - Puff Daddy

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18 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Screw toast

Well, that's an odd perversion but hey, whatever floats your boat. :mrgreen:

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18 Apr 2005

Meh, camera phones are old hat now.
What you want is a

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17 Apr 2005

hi u want fuckin?

No, you want a dictionary?

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17 Apr 2005

Albert Einstein.

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17 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
- They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Not any more they're not.

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17 Apr 2005

Aha, those pesky underpant gnomes have struck again.
They're sneaky buggers, they are.

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15 Apr 2005

Ah, right. As far as I know, the word bap in relation to bakery produce is not an acronym for anything

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15 Apr 2005

I'm so tempted to start a thread about Aardvarks and Xylophones right now... :twisted:

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
a sandwich is a sandwich...
why do you need so many different names for specific names to denote breads/fillings etc?
you are all crazy.
but wait: what in the h** does "BAP stand for?!!

A bap is a soft bread roll. It's also slang for breasts.

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15 Apr 2005

Sarnie can be used in either context.

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15 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
So Would that make you a cardinal sin?

(insert comedy drumroll here)

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Its the remakes that get me - The Italian Job, Thomas Crown Affair etc. Nothing beats the original.

I agree with you about the Italian Job remake, it wasn't anywhere near as good as the original. However, if you forget that it has any connection with the original and watch it as a film in its own right, it's watchable.
I found the Peirce Brosnan remake of TCA did stand up reasonably well against the original.
Of course, it should be illegal to remake any film that has achieved cult status.

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13 Apr 2005

Awww... And she was so cute too. :therethere: Sorry to hear the little tike didn't make it...

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13 Apr 2005

Myth busted:

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12 Apr 2005

Quote by Trapper
Sadly, I haven't shagged anywhere interesting.
Mainly because I haven't had a shag in about 3 years... :shock:

Well if that doesn't get you laid, nothing will!!
Hey, a sympathy shag's still a shag... lol

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12 Apr 2005

Sadly, I haven't shagged anywhere interesting. sad

Mainly because I haven't had a shag in about 3 years... :shock:

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12 Apr 2005

*tries to stand up, but fails miserably as his knees have gone weak upon gazing at Calista's lovely legs*

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12 Apr 2005

Only two things in life are infinite. The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein.

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11 Apr 2005

Hmmm... Let's see now.
Been to see so far:
Boothby Graffoe
Jim Davidson
Lenny Henry
Jethro
and Ed Byrne

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11 Apr 2005

Busty, you'll always be a welcome sight on these forums for these eyes. The place wouldn't be the same without you, swinging or not, so don't you dare go and flounce out of here, otherwise we'll all have to come round and

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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10 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
Congratulations!!! You are now the owner of a cat !

Surely you mean the cat is now the owner of Red? :shock:

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10 Apr 2005

Quote by Parrot
Good God, I hope not.
I shagged his daughter once.
No I didn't. That was a joke. :-)

Yeah, but I bet you would if given the chance, eh... I know I would. silly

hwoar:

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10 Apr 2005

Quote by little
When she wiggles, she doesn't wobble. :shock:

So she's not a weeble then? :shock:

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7 Apr 2005

Take 2 eggs, crack them into a mixing bowl and wisk well with a fork, making sure to get plenty of air into them. Then take a couple of good handfulls of strong grated cheddar into the bowl and fold it in. Season with a dash or two of Lea & Perrins, some ground pepper and a splash of chilli sauce to give it a bit of bite.
Take some bread and toast one side under the grill, remove and flip the bread over to the untoasted side. Cover the untoasted side with the egg/cheese mixture, ensuring the bread is fully covered, right up to the edge and return to the grill until golden brown.
This is a wonderful midnight snack, as the egg kind of souffles up when it cooks. Yum.

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6 Apr 2005

Try enabling
It helps improve the look of text on TFT monitors.

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6 Apr 2005

Number 26 isn't true.

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