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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by easy
But I bought him here not half an hour ago!

Norweigan Blue? Loverly plumage your Norweigan Blue. lol lol lol
But they do spend a lot of time pining for the fjords... lol
I don't think it's a case of the record companies giving the 'acts' of today any new material, it's the fact that the 'acts' themselves are completely incapable of coming up with original content. I mean let's face it, if you give any boy/girl band member a musical instrument to play, they'd give you a blank look and ask you what they're supposed to do with it.
So the record companies have to give them cover versions to murder otherwise they wouldn't release anything.
I say we storm the record stores and have a mass burning of shite CDs. Viva la revolution!
*hears the Vikings from Monty Python in the background*
*sings* Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM!...
Nope, it's no good. I tried again to listen to Electric Six's cover of The Model... :shock:
I'm sorry, but you can't take one of the seminal pieces of german electronica, set it to acoustic guitar and have it sung by a US rock band. It just doesn't work! mad mad mad
Quote by frogster
You lucky lucky lucky bastard.... wink good on yer mate :!:

What he said
To be taken to a workshop filled with top of the range computer parts and allowed one day to build as many PCs as I could...
Well, what did you expect from a geek? Actually, I have this dream most nights. It's so unfair that it hasn't happened IRL yet. sad
OK. I'm going to set up the Campaign For Real Music. Someone's got to make a stand against this wall of banality and mediocrity sweeping through our charts.
Who's with me?
Christina Aguilera & Missy Elliot's cover of Car Wash.
Why oh why can't they just leave them alone?
*weeps for the ghost of real music*
It should be illegal for record companies to just hand out songs for new 'acts' to do cover versions of. Let them write their own material for a change and get some originality into the charts.
I find it ironic that Britney Spears has released a 'Greatest Hits' album. I envisaged 70mins of silence... :P
<----- I bear a startling resemblance to Gordon Freeman. (He's the character you play in Half Life)
Quote by Calista
Has to be that version of Queen's We Will Rock You by Five.
I would personally like to put Brian May up against a wall and shoot him for allowing such a dire cover to be produced. No-one should be allowed to cover Queen songs, ever.

So I guess you don't like the Electric Six version of Radio Ga Ga ????
Haven't heard it yet, but it'll be crap like all the rest. No-one can do Queen like Queen and shouldn't even attempt to.
EDIT: Just heard it and my suspicions were confirmed. It's utter crap. Just heard the version of Kraftwerk's The Model too... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Has to be that version of Queen's We Will Rock You by Five.
I would personally like to put Brian May up against a wall and shoot him for allowing such a dire cover to be produced. No-one should be allowed to cover Queen songs, ever.
Quote by Re-Lapse
We should revoke her fags, wine and spanking rights.
lol lol

Well, fags and wine yes, but lets leave her the spanking rights, eh?
Well, it was a tough decision. All of you girls have had very sexy avatars, but I finally decided on.....
Calista. worship worship worship
Quote by MrFC
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

So I need to get 'em legless before they discover my deeper side? If that's the case, I'd rather save my money... rolleyes
"Can I interest you in our extended 'warranty' plan for your purchase, sir?"
Bloody Dixons sales droids. They'd rather lose the sale than let you walk out the door without signing your soul away on a Cover Plan contract. mad
Quote by Calista
I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands

You quite sure it would be counting you'd be doing there with your two hands?
:giggle: shhhhhhh otherwise people will want me to count them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been wanting you to 'count' me for ages, Calista... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by mario
calista you cant talk ive just looked at your site

Someone remind me to buy flowers for mario's funeral... :grin:
*legs it outside of the blast zone*
Quote by wewantu2
they have now done libs...................... who next?

Hopefully nowhere as I should think security at all the clubs will be stepped up several notches because of this irresponsible, childish article. Shame, really as these clubs are places for people to go to relax and enjoy themselves. Now we're all going to be watching out for hidden cameras...
Quote by roger743
Whaa whaa whaa I hate my job whaa whaa whaa look at me whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa. :cry:
In case of any doubt, I really hate my job right now. It's stupid, it's pointless, I never interact with another living soul

Cool, can I have your job? Sounds like paradise...
"Is this seat taken?"
Why yes, it's currently occupied by my friend, Harvey the invisible 6ft tall rabbit. What do you think, genius? rolleyes
Quote by Red(RHG)
Agitate the bag........
:shock:
Cathy x

That's no way to talk about the mother-in-law... :shock:
Quote by SurreyBloke
A= In the left draw under the false bottom

Q: Where can I find WBB's vibrator collection?
A: I've never seen it that colour before... :shock:
"Has the bus been yet?"
Well gee, Sparky if it had been already, do you think I'd be bloody standing here? mad mad mad