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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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Just sent my complaint in to the PCC. If enough of us complain, it should make them sit up and take notice.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Its amazing that having been there they write a piece that someone who hadn't been there could have written.
Pure "Ban this Filth" stuff really..suprised they didn't add the old "We made our excuses and left" line. rolleyes

Oh, but they did use it...
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By now our reporters were the only clubbers still clothed so made their excuses and left.
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A: Ohhh ohhhh ohhhh oh yes oh yes ohhhh yes ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god YES!!!

Q: Am I hitting the right spot scratching that itch on your back?
A: Not without a priest, two firemen and a live chicken
Quote by gurl
On greeting.....People say...
"What do you know"?
Well I know lots of things but how to respond to that, is not one of them.

I find the phrase "Obviously a shedload more than you, you uneducated, inbred son of a goat" works rather well in these situations... :twisted:
I really hate the kind of faux moralistic stance these tabloid "journalists" (and I use the term loosely) take when it comes to stories like this. Is it any wonder we have to keep our activities somewhat secret with articles like this one portraying us as depraved sexual deviants?
Please NoTW , spare us your puritanical rhetoric and stop stirring up trouble for us. mad mad mad
And this just after the excellent, well researched article in The Guardian...
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SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE
How long is well before?? 10 minutes ? 30 minutes ? 2 hours? A day? confused confused confused confused dunno dunno dunno

And what if you don't have a well, eh? What are you supposed to shake then? mad
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well if you can stop playing HL2 for 10 mins

Now that's just crazy talk... lol
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ooooh don't get me started on Dawn French.. I think she has got to be one of the sexiest women alive!! She's got the sex appeal, the looks, the homour. grrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted: :twisted:

Seconded here. That Lenny Henry's a lucky bugger...
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Christopher Walken

Yip!! New York gang film he was in who's name currently escapes me?
*consults IMDB movie database*
Ah, that would be 'King of New York' then.
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Some of them look a damn sight better than their present anorexic states rolleyes

Totally agree there. I'd be too afraid I might break something to be able to shag them as they are now...
Julia Roberts and Liz Hurley certainly look a hell of a lot better with the extra weight.
Perfect time to bring back the stocks, I reckon. Yes, I know we'll get the PC brigade saying that we can't do it because it's an infringement of their human rights, but screw 'em. They're infringing on our human right to live in peace and safety and to not have to worry about stepping outside our own front door.
A little bit of public humilliation would work wonders on juvenile crime figures and might just teach the little shits some respect.
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Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
Dave_Notts

Wait for Britney Spears to bring out a decent song? dunno
Hmmm... Did you try the memory card in the camera? It should have worked as I can see no logical reason why Olympus xD cards should be any different from any other brand.
But anyway, tis a moot point. On to your second question...
I see no reason why a bank statement shouldn't suffice. You require proof of purchase, whether that comes in the form of a receipt or a bank statement is irrelevant as long as you can prove you purchased it from that shop.
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Hope I get a refund from PC World!!
mad

*checks the weather forecast for hell to see if they're in for a cold snap*
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Hubby says theres a book you can buy and its got all those saying in it like "pass the buck", "the whole nine yards" etc.
But he cant remember the name of it but it was written by an American lol.

Speaking of which, "The whole nine yards" was a phrase used by US bomber gunners during WW2 and refers to the ammunition belts used in the defensive guns mounted in the planes which just happened to be nine yards in length. So when a gunner had fired off a whole belt of ammo, he was deemed to have 'given it the whole nine yards.'
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flapjackboy wrote: It's not that we're anally retentive a sort of 'rites of passage' if you will.

Hur hur!
lol
It's not that we're anally retentive about such things, amylou. Think of it as an initiation into the forums. If he can take our ribbing with good grace and not go off in a strop then he'll survive in here. You'll find that this sort of thing is common on pretty much all forums, a sort of 'rites of passage' if you will.
Two cows in a field. One says "Moo". The other one says "Baah". First one says "WTF was that?" Second cow says "I'm learning a second language"
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Do not worry I have the tools for the job

That's good to know. I have a pipe that's leaking... :grin:
With only 2 posts under your belt, that's not likely.
My advice to you is get involved in the forums, have a laugh, get to know everyone, get invited to a munch or two and then maybe you'll get lucky...