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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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I'd personally go for something like the Creative Zen Touch, or an iRiver H140. Just as good, if not better than the iPod and cheaper too.
A white horse walks into a bar.
Barman says "Did you know they named a whiskey after you?"
Horse goes "What, there's a whiskey called Eric?"
EDIT: Bugger, didn't get that one in quick enough... (Ooh-errr... :shock: )
Quote by Mark
PS for me a cordless optical mouse is a pain in the arse UNLESS it comes with a recharging docking unit, because before that I used to have to change the damn batteries all the time - optical cordless aren't exactly light on battery usage!
Love yourself and get one of those MX1000s smile

Well, the MX1000 only requires 10 minutes charging for a whole day's use, has a docking station and uses a Li-ion battery and even has an LED battery life indicator... biggrin
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"
OK, I think it's about time I got myself certified...
1 certification ordered for flapjackboy :shock:
Meh, I don't have to worry about losing my social life...
Never had one to lose in the first place... :grin: :grin:
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lol, thanks v much FJB, I cant believe I've dont so much nattering on.
Well actually I can. rotflmao :shock:
And dont agree with that

I never said a word... :grin:
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I don't even know what a Troll is - I feel so left out
confused

A troll is someone who joins a forum with the express purpose of stirring up trouble, making offensive posts and starting arguments basically because they're sad little gits who have nothing better to do and they think it makes them look clever.
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Could someone just check that it does say 592?

Not anymore... :doh:
But it did before you posted that last post.
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Do rememebr it is 10 past 8 in the morning so my engine hasnt heated up yet,lol

*offers his services in the engine heating-up department... :rascal: :rascal: *
What you want is one of these, Neil:

The Logitech MX1000 laser mouse. Quite possibly the most advanced mouse in the world.
Mine should be arriving today, so I'll let you know what it's like when I've had a play around with it...
*trawls through 400-odd (some of them very odd) postings and finds*
No, chicken is perfectly acceptable on pizza.
The truly evil evil evil pizza topping is of course... anchovies.
BUMP!
Even though there's been no camming ads for a while, this still shouldn't be all the way down here...
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0f (0ur5£, //|-|47'5 3/3|| |/|0r3 4|||y1||6 15 //|-|3|| p30p13 5p34|< 1|| 73|-| 1337 5p34|<
lol

Of course, whats even more annoying is when people speak in(dont know) speak??? am i right???
Yep, the above was an example of "1337"(meaning elite) speak.
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I'll sit on your bench Ian biggrin .........
" The good fuck"
You are 57 fuckable!
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Misschief - beginning to come across as more frigid than the bargain fridge at fridges 'r' us confused

Don't worry, MISSCHIEF. I've set a new low score...
I'm "kinda cute" and only 42 fuckable... :shock:
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lol
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how likely is the 10inch reference???

He's probably confused between metric and imperial.
Confused between reality and that strange world inside his head, more like... :silly:
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Ben and Jerrys Phish Food was great! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Indeed it is. Their Full Vermonty is quite nice too. And Caramel Chew Chew... :lickface:
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and Number 2. There was a post in here somewhere about the amount of single guys and lamers etc that expect women to just drop em at somone saying they have a 15 incher (which frankly sounds like a pizza :shock: ).

It's probably what they really mean as well... lol
Cross-posting one-liners across the forums is not going to get you off to the best of starts.
Best advice I can give you is to not treat this place as somewhere to get an instant shag. Take your time, get involved in the threads, have a laugh and don't expect too much until people have gotten to know you.
LEGO was just the greatest. I used to have a huge amount of LEGO in a big wooden storage box my dad made for me (it even had a LEGO logo painted on the top. biggrin ) This was passed down to my younger brother, who added more LEGO to the collection. He then passed the box on to my sister's boys who have again added to the collection. Looks like I've started a little family tradition there... lol
Hi, welcome to the forums.
You seem to have the introduction post figured out, not appearing desperate for a shag right this minute which is a big point in your favour. It's refreshing to not see another one-liner "Hi, wanna shag?" post... lol
If you take things slow, get involved in the forums (especially The Cafe), don't expect to get a shag instantly and just get yourself known around here, you won't go far wrong.
So, just sit back, have a laugh and enjoy the insanity that is SH. :silly:
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Im up for meet up with single dirty sluts please email me i wont let you down trust me biggrin with 10" if you know what i mean wink

I'm sorry, but that's not the phrase we're looking for. Unfortunately, this means that you haven't won tonight's star prize of a fortnights holiday in Sidcup, but thanks for playing.
What's this doing all the way down here on page 3?
Time for a bump, methinks...
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'd suggest you wind your neck in and get rid of your agressive attitude whilst you're on here. I've seen the rest of your posts and they're all in a similar vein.
If you just came on here to make abusive comments, I suggest you leave until you have something more constructive to offer. The purpose of these forums is to create a relaxed atmosphere where people can relax, have a laugh and get to know each other.
Picking fights with long-standing members and the mods of this site is not the way to win friends and influence people.
I think he may be referring to a 'real doll'. These things are the Rolls-Rovce of sex dolls.
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