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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Hi!
May i suggest scrapping the two of them?
We had Norton Anti virus and norton firewall for 2 days (was installed by pros btw) and we ended up with 196 viruses on the pc. We now Panda Titanium Anti Virus and it is excellent.
Hope this helps

I'd like to second naughty on this. Panda is a good program and well worth the money.
I managed to get an OEM copy of Panda Platinum Security suite from for just over a tenner. Damn sight cheaper than renewing the license every year... lol
Don't know about you guys, but I never really pictured the NSA as an organisation that went in for this 'fun' business... :grin:
When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the toilets.
Take shopping trolleys for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Quote by Scandal
he's turned out to be a crazed schizophrenic with an obsession for anything military :shock: :scared:

Furkin hell xx ! ! You shagged George Bush ! I'm impressed.
Nah, that'd require him to have 2 personalities and the man's barely got the one, so that rules Dubya out... :grin:
Quote by da69ve
Did unfaithfull ever get the answer he was looking for ??
He never came back = I wonder why not lol
Fred (medic1)

That's a good point.....his thread kind of got hijacked!
So when's this thread arriving in Cuba then?
Quote by Steve_Lincs
On the Xbox i play in sad git mode as i havent got Xbox Live yet but i sometimes play online on the PC.

Then you might find interesting...
It's a free alternative to Xbox Live and it'll also work with the PS2 and GameCube.
Welcome back mate. Good to see you've come to your senses, lol
Hoping to see plenty of grade A bollox from you after your sebatical...
Quote by Heather
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And I'd just like to say some of my best pals from this site I couldn't fancy even if they came with Nectar points
Hxx biggrin

What about Tesco Clubcard points? :silly:
I guess I'd have to be a Volvo 245D Estate...
Practical, safe, dependable and built to last...
But...
Face like a bag of spanners and nobody wants to be seen with one, 'cos they're considered a tad dull... lol
Hey, don't let Clare see that link... She'll go nuts! (wait a minute... go nuts? blink inorder to do that, she'd need to be sane to begin with... )
*runs to the LART shelter, desperately trying to find the keys before it's too late...* bolt
Quote by Libra-Love
:twisted: Ah...so that will explain why some days my front bottom muzzles me back like a horse eating sugar cubes.

Now that would be a party trick I'd pay to see... wink
She could also send the drive to a specialised data recovery firm. If she does that, depending on how good they are, nothing short of physical destruction of the drive will prevent the data from being recovered.
Quote by funin and mike
also i really fancied this guy at work xx
we flirted so much i thought i gotta fuck him xx
eventually we met up xx
he had made himself out to b a real stud xx
well i almost pmsl when he undressed xx
my dreams were shattered xx

I should think his were as well, poor fella... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
If she attempts to make good on her threat, remove the hard drive and physically destroy it. Make it as difficult and expensive as possible for her to recover any data from it. I find sledgehammers and angle grinders to be particularly effective tools in this regard...
Quote by juliett49
I agree - I'm fecking wonderful, (shame it's only me that thinks so)
lol lol

Oooh, now that's a compliment fishing post, if ever I saw one... lol
It worked though, 'cos you know we all think you're wonderful too... kiss
The PC version's going to be better anyway. Why? One reason: Mods. I imagine the Multi Theft Auto team are working on a new client as we speak...
Damn. You beat me to it, kardiff, mate.
*note to self: must be quicker off the mark with those replies...*
Quote by shireen-steve
Somebody please tell me that that website is a joke :shock: :shock: :shock:
:wanker: comes to mind....
Shireen
xxx

Yes, it's a joke. The whole website is a spoof on the fundamentalist christian mentality so beloved of the current Whitehouse resident and a large proportion of Americans. The same people who do this site also do
Quote by Mark1964swindon
Well I make no apologies for this whatsoever ....

Altogether now "snow is falling, all around us ................ :karaoke:
Ermmmmmm just me then lol
bolt

Nooooooo!!!!! Take it away! It buuuurrrrnnnnsss!!!!!!
Quote by wewantu2
I'm waiting for Gran Turismo 4... just moved from December 04 to march 05 :-(

so am i :cry: :cry: :cry:
Pah! Gran Turismo 4? Give me Mario Kart Double Dash any day... lol
Quote by pinkbubble
ok the geek in me made me buy this game...its only a tiny part of geekness tho,just above my bum cheek...
i do find i say u cant see me more often..
have you all been in th cop shop and found the purple dido yet..hahav that was like so funny for 4 mins of my life..

would you mind if i inspected the little bit of geekness, maybe there is still something we can do about it???
I'm afraid it's too late for me... I'm all geek. :shock:
*sigh*
Another one looking to get responses on the first post.
Look, you get out of this forum what you put into it. Get active in The Cafe, get involed in some threads, have a laugh and get yourself known. Notice my post count. It takes more than a single one-liner post to get a shag on this site.
Quote by Elissamay
But how much would you pay me, or rather, what would you give me to read all of the SH Clock thread?
:shock:

What proof would we have that you had read every single post, eh?
You'd have to memorise every single post and be able to quote back random post numbers thrown at you by other forumites as proof... :shock:
Quote by pinkbubble
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?

Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
biggrin
Be careful you don't spill any eh.
Spill the drink of the gods....never you hear me cry!
He never said he was talking about the Strongbow... :shock: