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flapjackboy
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Quote by pinkbubble
:shock: Whats football? :shock:

You know what I think its that mindless game where a few blokes in shorts kick a bag of wind around and get paid far to much for it, and then end up in prision....... lol
Wow, that'd be great... Getting paid to kick the crap out of Jonathan Ross for 90 minutes... wink
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flapjackboy
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Quote by Jags
I'm betting he doesn't last the night...

WHO??? Kate???
No, he's part of the fundamentals of this site :shock:
Nah, LEGO...
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flapjackboy
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Quote by mollyandchris
No advice Im afraid I too am adicted to San Andreas (Half Life 2 Pah)
Chris

Hey, don't be dissin' HL2... Tis an excellent game. Although I shall be getting San Andreas when it comes out on PC. Good game it may be, but I ain't getting a PS2 for it...
Good probably the best game ever made more like
Well, I shall have to wait and see whether it knocks HL2 from that spot...
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flapjackboy
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Quote by mollyandchris
No advice Im afraid I too am adicted to San Andreas (Half Life 2 Pah)
Chris

Hey, don't be dissin' HL2... Tis an excellent game. Although I shall be getting San Andreas when it comes out on PC. Good game it may be, but I ain't getting a PS2 for it...
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flapjackboy
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Woo, I'm a kinky bastard too! Scored a respectable 340. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
Why do they put up a sign saying "road works" when a road doesn't work?

And there's nobody there working on fixing it so that it does work anyway... :dry:
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Quote by MikeNorth
Jags wrote:I wonder what other examples of netlingo people hate?

AOHell lusers who have only just got online, found out about forums and chat rooms and dived in head-first without brushing up on their nettiquette.
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flapjackboy
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How come when you've finished building a structure, it's still called a building and not a built?
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flapjackboy
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Quote by mal609
FJB
Can we not go on another moralistic crusade about whether someone's partner is aware of their dalliances or not? It happens. Lots of times. People do swing even if their partner is unaware. We are not here to judge them.
Mal

Oh, alright then. But only 'cos you asked nicely...
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flapjackboy
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Quote by zootle
This is true, but just try telling all those PS2 fanboys out there that. I personally think the Gamecube is a far superior console anyway. (But that's just because I'm a big fan of Nintendo, so I'm a tad biased.)

I'd be inclined to agree seeing as the only console I own is a GameCube.
OK, that's a lie, I also own an N64, still Nintendo though. smile
Woo, me too... And 2 gameboy colors and a GBA SP...
*fires up eBay to see if he can find a NES, SNES, original gameboy and gameboy pocket to complete his collection...*
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flapjackboy
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Quote by zootle
You're failing to take into account the important fact that the PS2 is actually pretty lame when compared to a modern PC (I know this for a fact because I develop software for the bastards). I hate the PS2, with a passion. :shock:

This is true, but just try telling all those PS2 fanboys out there that. I personally think the Gamecube is a far superior console anyway. (But that's just because I'm a big fan of Nintendo, so I'm a tad biased.)
EDIT: But even the PC version when it was released looked better than the POS that was released for the PS2...
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flapjackboy
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My god, I've just seen some of the screenshots for the PS2 version of Half Life. :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I'm going to personally hunt down the bar-steward who bolloxed up this most seminal of PC games so that the PS2 owning masses could experience it and rip out his spleen with a blunt spoon.
*goes to run a bath to cleanse himself after witnessing such sacriledge*
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Quote by zootle
...as well as having no interest in football, also has no interest in buying, or indeed playing, Half Life 2?

*looks up from playing Half Life 2*
Huh? Football? Can't stand it either mate. HL2 on the other hand...
*goes back to blasting mindless alien zombies*...
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Half Life is a pathetic excuse for a PS2 game

I quite agree, but as a PC game, (its original release platform) it rocks.
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Quote by cambslady
I'm early 30s, size 12, 5'4, 36a breasts, and very cute looking with long blonde hair. I'm in a relationship but looking for some extra fun, excitement and friendship during the day while he's at work.

Is your partner aware of this?
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flapjackboy
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Quote by MQ
Considering there are a lot of munches coming up, how about putting money in a pot for each snog you get or something.

Kicking that idea up a notch, how about a slave auction? Winning bidders get a slave for a day... whip
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Quote by zootle
I just talk bollox anyway smile
lol

You mean there's other ways to talk besides bollox? :shock:
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Quote by womble1966
HI THERE ARE I AM LOOKING FOR A MATURE COUPLE TO MEET UP ITH IN ESSEX OR HERTS ON FRIDAY NIGHT FOR SOME ADULT FUN AT MY PLACE OR YOURS.I AM 38 SINGLE ATTRACTIVE VERY CLEAN DISCREET AND GENUINE AND STRAIGHT SO PLEASE NO BI BE GREAT TO MEET IN A BAR FIRST MAYBE WHERE THE LADY CAN DRESS SEXY AND TEASE A LITTLE BEFORE WE GO BACK TO EITHER MY HOUSE OR YOURS FOR SOME GIVING A ALL OVER BODY MASSAGE TO THE LADY.I AM VERY GENUINE SO PLEASE NO TIMEWASTERS.
MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS

OMFG NOES!!!!!11111 NOT ANOTHER ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TEH CAPS-- LOCK KEY IS!</parody>
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Not a PLACE exactly.
Once did it with a girlfriend who was still wearing her DUFFLE COAT - it felt rather curious - a bit like shagging Paddington Bear! redface

*desperately tries to unboggle mind after reading that comment*
*fails miserably and thus must go all day with a boggled mind... No change there then...*
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flapjackboy
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Nice one, Neil. Good to see you haven't lost your ability for bollox during your flounce.
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flapjackboy
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*wanders off to find contact details for the National Security Agency*
Don't know why he wants to meet with them though. Maybe he works for them and they're monitoring this forum...
*hears someone at the door*
Bugger, didn't think they'd find me this fast... bolt
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ooh, this shouldn't be all the way down here...
BUMP!

Cheers Mate !! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Just doing my bit... wink
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Quote by horny69
FILTHY CUM WHORE REQUIRED FOR SEXY HORNY MALE, IF ITS HOT SPUNK YOUR INTO THEN IM YOUR MAN, YOU SAY WHERE YOU WANT IT OR I CAN TELL YOU WHERE YOUR HAVING IT ........ILL LEAVE IT WITH YOU AS THEY SAY..

OH NOES!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONE111!!!!!! ITS AN AOHELL USER WHO'S FORGOTTEN WHERE HIS CAPS-- LOCK KEY IS!!!!!!!</parody>
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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flapjackboy
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I was as gobsmacked about it as you, Debs. But, it seems that Neil is indeed back...
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*wanders off to find the handcuffs and leg-irons*
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