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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Norfolk

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Colts.
Go to the link in my original post and install Google Earth. If you have a Mac, you can use as it uses the same server.
And K2 is in Pakistan, not China.
EDIT: And here it is:

I've been trying this rather funky app out for a while now and thought it might be fun to play a game with this program.
Rules of the game are:
I will post a location and the first person to post a pic of that location gets to choose the next location to search for.
OK, so the first location is...
The Taj Mahal
EDIT: Strike the Taj Mahal, India isn't done in high res pics yet.
The new target is: Buckingham Palace.
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Do you supply your own cleaning equipment, I'm all out of windowlene.

Is she related to Sharlene, Darlene and Marlene?
I believe this is correct. Most modern laptops will cut power to the charging circuit once the battery reaches full charge and run off mains power so as not to damage the battery.
"Yes, alright, we admit it. Fox hunting really is cruel and we should all be put up against a wall and shot for defending it."
Every toff who's ever been on a hunt.
"I've had enough of being the head of state. Charles, it's your turn."
The Queen.
Not a singer, but still a musical artiste. (albeit in the loosest possible definition of the phrase)
Eric Prydz. How that talentless little fuckwit can get away with calling the garbage he pukes forth onto the dance scene music is beyond me. All he does is rip a few seconds from someone else's work and stick some generic dance samples in the background.
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They read it off his name badge.

Take a day off, Flappy, mate.
Come and let me give you something else to do, instead of thinking.
Oh alright then, you talked me into it... wink
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the police are looking for a bloke called bud!, they enter a house and theres a lorry driver 2 plumbers and a bank manager sitting around a table, no-one says anything,.......... the police walk up to the bank manager and arrest him.......... how do they know that he was bud???
louxxxxxx

They read it off his name badge.
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It does not contain the letter E anywhere in the paragraph.
Right, try this one:
A man has 3 balls. He needs to get over his bridge but it will only hold the weight of him and 2 balls at any one time. And finnaly he is only allowed 1 journey over and one journey back. Yet he still gets all 3 balls and himself over in 1 trip. How is this possible.

He juggles as he walks over???? confused :? :? :?
Damnit, I was going to say that.
The Day The Pants Stood Still
Pant 9 From Outer Space
Pants Cold In Alex
This Is Spinal Pants
Nope. If I remember correctly, "What do you want us to use... Harsh Language?" was from Day Of The Dead, the last in the George A. Romero zombie trilogy.
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mike who said welease Rodderick
siophiebifem

Welease W odewick is a better pronunciation, I think (now there's a hint)
That would be the crowd gathered at Pilot's releasing ceremony in Life of Brian.
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"I believe you have my stapler."

Office Space

:thumbup: :mrgreen:
How To Lose A Man In 10 Pants
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Pants
Pantless in Seattle
EDIT:
A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Pants.
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"I have some to say - it is better to burn out, than to fade away"

Highlander. Way too easy.
"I believe you have my stapler."
Star Pants III: The Search For Pants
EDIT:
Star Pants: The Motion Pants
Star Pants II: The Wrath Of Pants/The Pants Of Khan
Star Pants V: The Final Pants/The Pants Frontier
Star Pants VI: The Undiscovered Pants
Star Pants VIII: First Pants/Pants Contact
Office Pants
Pants (Clerks)
Mall Pants
Chasing Pants
Pantsma (Dogma)
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Pants
Pants Rising
Pants Academy
Scary Pants
So long as the woman doesn't end up with a trout pout, then thick lips are fine. Mind you, I don't mind either way.
OK, right now I have...
2 mini wrenches
various AA batteries
USB - PS/2 converters
Socket set
Flat keys
2 mugs
a power adapter for a Cybiko PDA
various CDs
A stack of DVD-Rs
2 PIII processors
Games, games and more games
A can of Mr. Sheen
A plush Firefox toy
A radiator bleed key
Motherboard stand-offs
A yellow highlighter
A can of 3-1n-1 oil
A size 1 Philips screwdriver
A CD marker
EDIT: I missed out:
A sanding block
A CPU heatsink
A man walks into a pub with a frog on his head.
The barman asks "How'd that happen?"
Antidisestablishmentarian: White supremicist defending his local pub against nay-sayers.