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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Norfolk
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Quote by russell19
I AM A PROFESSIONAL SLIM MALE AGED 49 LOOKING FOR TRAVELLING COMPANION TO FUN WOULD BE NICE BUT NOT ESSENTIAL. I WILL PAY FOR RAIL FARE AND ACCOMMODATION .GET IN TOUCH IT WILL BE FUN. LEAVE YOUR NO. AND WE CAN ARRANGE IT. LOOK AT ADVERT 300903.
No need to shout. We can hear you alright without the ALL CAPS.
Quote by Libra+Love
:shock: You guys do housework?
I know, shocking, isn't it.
What'll amaze you even more is that I can even knit. I haven't done it since I was at school, so I'm very rusty, but I'm sure I'd be able to pick it up again...
I'm also not too shabby at darning my own clothes either. :shock:
Quote by Loowis
So heres the scenario, I'm 19, fully aware of the typical stereotype of young males my age, want to get into swinging regardless, always maintain a mature, adult attitude and conversational style, and believe that one day, maybe just maybe I could get accepted into this adult utopian swingers paradise...
Then a few days into my membership of said community, I check the forum and come across this absolutely adult topic, where most of the esteemed, distinguished members are discussing the likeness and phallic simile of doorknobs, and the oh so funny play-on-words thats is "tits".
You should all be ashamed of yourselves! What kind of example is this setting to the younger generation of swingers?! Your all grounded, and no pocket money for a month!
Oooh! That's so unfair, I hate you! </Kevin the teenager>
Quote by da69ve
yes there are twenty thousand members on here and eighteen thousand of them could be just single guys!
And around 15000 haven't posted at all.
Quote by Ben1978
the regulars are in the minority, most people cant be arsed to get involved with the forum preferring to place an add and exchange details over email etc..
Yes, you're right, we are in the minority, because most of the members on here have posted less than 20 times. A large proportion of the people who join the forums have never posted and a significant number of those that have posted have only racked up less than 20 posts, most of those will follow the following trend:
n00b with no details(NWND for short): Hi, ne1 up for a shag 2nite?
NWND: bump
NWND: No-one interested then?
the quicker you guys get that, the more pleasent a place this will be, doesnt stop all you lot from chatting, just gives others the freedom to post an add up without some 300 a day poster telling them what to do ...blah blah...
What you are forgetting though, is there's a seperate section purely for personal ads. The Let's Meet Up section of the forum was set up to advertise things like munches and club trips. Like it or not, the forum part of the site and the chatroom is here to promote and encourage the social side of swinging.
Yes, us regulars will offer advice, because we've been on here for a while and we know what works and what doesn't. The original poster of this thread would appear to have been a one-hit wonder anyway, so you wasted all that effort defending him for nothing.
General fact about forums: They do revolve around the regulars as they're the ones who keep the place active by posting regularly. Forums are a social construct, therefore by their nature, rely on people posting regularly and often to keep things fresh and interesting. Plus, I don't know why you and Trapper are whinging about the forums not revolving around regulars when you've clocked in at over 100 posts a piece. You both are well on the way to becoming regulars anyway.
And exactly what makes you different from the hordes of other blokes who come across this site and hoping for a quick shag, post immediately in Let's Meet Up with a really lame "I'm God's gift to the female world, who wouldn't want to shag me" type post.
Take your time, get to know everyone, join in on the chat room and The Cafe and get invited to a few munches first. Then you might just get a shag.
Take it from one who knows. I've been on this site a little over a year and I've only met one person on here so far and I've just been invited on my first club trip. (that's not a complaint, btw, just explaining how the site works.)
This is not an -shag site, there is a very strong social element to swinging and you'll find that if you don't try and get to know people on here, you'll not have a lot of luck.
Take your time, get to know everyone, join in on the chat room and The Cafe and get invited to a few munches first. Then you might just get a shag.
Take it from one who knows. I've been on this site a little over a year and I've only met one person on here so far and I've just been invited on my first club trip. (that's not a complaint, btw, just explaining how the site works.)
This is not an -shag site, there is a very strong social element to swinging and you'll find that if you don't try and get to know people on here, you'll not have a lot of luck.
I hate to break it to you Paul, but 17 posts in one year really is a lack of trying. All your posts seem to be in the Let's Meet Up and Dogging sections. You really should try joining in over at The Cafe section. Relax, have a laugh and get to know people. Don't just look upon this place as a quick fix for popping your cherry, 'cos as you've found out, it doesn't work that way.
Yes, but as soon as they get their shrubbery, they'll be wanting another one (next to the first one, but slightly higher so you get a split-level effect and a little path that runs down the middle) and then they'll be asking us to prove our fish-based lumberjacking skills.
Then they'll be changing their name to The Dutch who say "Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv"
Then they'll be changing their name to The Dutch who say "Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv"
Quote by MikeNorth
Flapjack needs a lift people, or he can't come.
Don't believe her. I'm perfectly capable of achieving orgasm outside of an elevator. That incident in the local mall is easily explainable...
Oh, wait a minute..... :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Priceless, flapjackboy!
One of my better posts, methinks. I must forget to take my medication more often...
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Yes, if Beethoven's mother had aborted her child, we wouldn't have Beethoven's music, but by the same token, what if Stalin's or Hitler's mothers had done the same?
I never knew Stalin or Hitler composed music, they cant have been as good as Beethoven surely. Have they done anything I might have heard of??
No, but Hitler was an accomplished artist.
My point was that it's pointless contemplating "What ifs" like this because we could equally say that had Hitler's mother found it neccessary to abort her pregnancy, history may have been changed for the better. Then again, it might not.
If Hitler had never been born, it might have allowed someone far worse to seize power. Conversely, if Beethoven had never existed, a musician even more talented than Beethoven may have been discovered.
I really wish people would check the facts of these email trivia things that they get. They're invariably either complete twaddle, or have some of the facts missing. For example, whilst Beethoven's mother did in fact give birth to eight children during her life, Beethoven was in fact her third child.
Hitler was not vegetarian for moral reasons, but because later in his life he suffered from gastric problems.
Yes, if Beethoven's mother had aborted her child, we wouldn't have Beethoven's music, but by the same token, what if Stalin's or Hitler's mothers had done the same?
