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priceless
does your chewing gum lose it`s flavour on the bedpost overnight
always remember our first date and taking the pram to carry the heavy tar disc that was called a record in those days
brilliant, will be spending some time on that one
ta
:laughabove: :giveup: seems like our coats are already hanging on the gate
I can`t I`m gutted and just set fire to my Mary Poppins video :cry:
why is ABBREVIATION such a long word
Stayed at a nice hotel over the weekend, they done a wonderful cheese sauce with cauliflower, but the scrambled eggs at breakfast spoiled it.
Bumped into Juile Andrews on the way out and read what she put in the comments book.
SUPA-COLI-FLOWER-CHEESEBUT-EGSWU-QUITEA-TROSHUSH
watched a programme on Ghandi when we got home, all about how he only ate vegatables which kept him weak and gave him bad breath, his feet where also knackered from all the walking he did.
they said he was a
SUPA-CALLOUSED-FRAGILE-MYSTIC-WITHEVY-HALI-TOSIS
went to bed after and had great sex with flick, she got into some good positions for oral and played with my feet a lot, i reckon she`s a
SUPA-LUVA-AGILE-LICKER-EXPERT-ATA-TOESUCK
both 46 here and only just started swinging,
a lot to pack in before we croak.
FnL
My mum was a bit like that, she had agrophobia and used to order stuff just to get some contact, even if it was in a box
We`ve all bought it, the new mag has just come, anyone out there buying stuff they`ll never use.
FnL
i`ll get there if it kills me but bo bo times now
i`ve just found the refresh button
(being going on and off the page since i started to get new posts up) dumb shite i am
going to use this thread if the mods will let us and other dummies to practice using quotes and inserting pics.
lick
i`d like to learn how to do this as well, maybe we could have just one post for practice, ppl that know can just ignore it, would the mods let that kind of post stay on so we don`t piss people off as we try to learn the ropes and interupt some of the threads
lick
Americans are born with porcelain teeth and they have to leave the country if they get fat,
they spend all their money on plastic implants and have to live in trailer parks to pay for it,
they never wash their cars and don`t know what a hubcap is.
lick
I don`t like mondays so i shot a load of people and bob geldof wrote a song about me
lick
If not Rolf who else deserves one
No because he`s australian and they think us pommies are mingers who never shower
No matter how advanced a civilisation is, they always live in cavelike dwellings and wear rags for clothes, there`s always steam (the oldest form of power) leaking from all the high tech machinery.
As a newbie, see "our first night" post, we think a club is best for the reasons that there would tend to be a lot more people who do not know the others, we where not the only ones who seemed to be a bit lost and being in the same boat is a bit of a help.
As we don`t know any swingers yet we would feel a bit isolated a a private party.
Utopia club
If one partner stands in the pool, the other in the jacouzzi and kiss you get an eletric shock through your tongues, another couple tried and felt the same.
We both tried cock and tongue, the tongue still feels it but sorry guys no tingle in the cock.
Are we the first to discover this
hope to hear how it goes
we`re off to utopia for our first tonight
pity we can`t hold hands
good look
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