I ve not read all this thread so if this has been said berofe i appologise.
Fisting can be good b and like someone else said lube is vital . Surgical type glocves put on prior to the lube cover rings and make insertion so much easier!! The female needs to be be relaxed if shes uptight about you wont manage it without hurting her. Ive had some tremendous orgasms from it!!
Not something I d want every time but can be fun with the right partner
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foxylady__123
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I rather suspect that mentoring , on in informal basis has been happening for ages!!! I cant comment on munches as i dont indulge in them , but i have had more than my fair sahre of mewbies who have contacted me for advice or just for an informal chat, often it goes no further than that. I always tell them the truth as i see it and sometimes that is enough to make them realise that swinging isnt for them.
I dont know if a formalised mentoring scheem would help or even hinder, though it would be nice to see something introduced to encourage newbies to post here (sensibly)
Anyway if there are any man out there with long hair, aged about 30 ish and in the orth and you feel your in need of a mentor, im here!!
I dont know if a formalised mentoring scheem would help or even hinder, though it would be nice to see something introduced to encourage newbies to post here (sensibly)
Anyway if there are any man out there with long hair, aged about 30 ish and in the orth and you feel your in need of a mentor, im here!!
I quiet like a man with a nice well rounded bum in a pair of silky frilly panties.(but preferably not my new ones)
However a llot does depend on his buil as to how far it is decent to go!!If hes 6'4" with a hiary face I dont think he should bother with the make up and the dress. There is a cut off point where c/ding just looks silly. Also the ones who do suit it often go and ruin it by sitting down, like dockers, the legs apart hands on knees position. If you can carry off the dress you then need to take note of the mannerism.
However a llot does depend on his buil as to how far it is decent to go!!If hes 6'4" with a hiary face I dont think he should bother with the make up and the dress. There is a cut off point where c/ding just looks silly. Also the ones who do suit it often go and ruin it by sitting down, like dockers, the legs apart hands on knees position. If you can carry off the dress you then need to take note of the mannerism.
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If you work as a doorman, presumably you wear black tie and jacket, don't you already have the ideal situation to find women seeking a toy boy?
Nah.......he sells doors at B&Q ......thats being a doorman !
5'7 and a doorman ? ......................come on !
Oh i dont know they dont seem to have quiets ashigh standards as they used to!!!
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The folk with crap nicks usually get ignorred or banned so fast they leave no impression on my life or my opinions of the boards. Nicks like "wannacumonURface" tells me a lot about a person before I have even been in touch with them. Just another restriction that is not needed really.
I think if someone has an nick with something illegal in it then that person would be banned before their foot was in the door. There is loads behind the scenes we don't see.
So in short, nah, as long as it doesn't break aup or the law, fine by me.
Couldnt have said it better myself!! Personally I like as much insight into a person as I can get, before I talk to them, and nicknames can say so much!!
However, I have no problem with the word cunt, it is after all only another way of expressing the female genitalia just the same as fanny or pussy. Cunt is a good old anglo saxon word that men managed to hi jack and make to sound derogatory, it isnt when used in the correct context. It sound positve and active far more so than the other two words previously mentioned.
Sorry i seem to have got waylaid, back to the original point no we dont need any more restrictions!!
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Oh and by the way, in my country, we do punish children when they misbehave and we don't say 'will you please be quiet... please stop making that noise...can you please put this back on the shelf'. We just say 'be quiet! shut up!...put it back!' There is no doubt who is in charge.
There is nothing what so ever wrong with being poliet when addressing children (or adults for that matter) and it certainly does not bring into question who is in charge!
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Yes, i ve been accussed of this crime a about four times in total, and i suppose i vaguely understand why as i dont like talking to a guy before i meet and although i will send pics out they never contain my face for security reasons.
However , recently ,2 guys off here have said the loveliest thing to me, both sepreately , that they just know from what i write that i couldnt possibley be male!!
A lot of it is down to insticnt and im afraid if they dont have that then i dont want to meet them.
looks like biulders bum too me ,foxy can u lay bricks 
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Builders bum? Are you saying my bum looks big?
I can lay many things but never really fancied a brick
Yes, i ve been accussed of this crime a about four times in total, and i suppose i vaguely understand why as i dont like talking to a guy before i meet and although i will send pics out they never contain my face for security reasons.
However , recently ,2 guys off here have said the loveliest thing to me, both sepreately , that they just know from what i write that i couldnt possibley be male!!
A lot of it is down to insticnt and im afraid if they dont have that then i dont want to meet them.
However , recently ,2 guys off here have said the loveliest thing to me, both sepreately , that they just know from what i write that i couldnt possibley be male!!
A lot of it is down to insticnt and im afraid if they dont have that then i dont want to meet them.
Quote by veejay
Try to think beyond your own society, some religions and societies would never think of eating anything that had lived. Personally i do nt view anything that has had a face as food, the idea disgusts me.
However the placenta has never lived independantly therefore i find the eating of it as exceptable and not at all canibal like. As scandal implies, at least we know where it has been .
But you could say the same about an unborn child. Untill birth, the baby hasn't lived independantly. It needs everything from the mother- oyxgen, nutrients and minerals etc. Pregnancy can be thought of as an invasion of women. Like a leech, the foetus takes everything without giving anything back.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a veggie and have no probs with eating I choose to eat poultry only as its healthier than red meat. But I can't think of any reason why its necessary to eat the placenta.
I wasnt suggesting that the child was eaten!!Perhap[s the eating of the placenta can be seen as the symbolic , claiming back of the womans own body?
Poultry healthier? healthier than what? have you ever seen how poultry are kept nowadays?? ever heard of samonella?
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I don't want to be a pedant Veejay but cannibalism is eating other people, not yourself.
Personally I would rather eat a placenta that I had produced (unlikely I know !) than the mass produced foodstuffs like American beef packed with hormones and steroids or genetically modified giant king prawns grown in artificial environments, bleached white and sprayed with pink paint !
I hear what your saying. I don't agree with loading cattle with steroids and hormones either. No wonder we're having the emergence of diseases. I wonder what the effect of the presence of steroids/hormones in beef is having on the health of the Americans. They're already an obese population as it is.
Look sat heir president and you will see the effects quiet clearly!!
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shaun....if you have not yet left for the photo booth............
foxylady and myself have decided that you should also have a large frozen cod pushed up your arse for the photo.
cheers
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Damn wish I'd thought of that! lol
Joking aside, Shaunnw u may have more luck on a site specifically for BDSM lifestylers, and there are plenty about, you may even have a local venue that holds ot's own fetish night
We were NOT joking!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by veejay
Beef and shellfish etc is considered foodstuff and you need to eat to survive. I know that due to hunger people will eat each other, but I don't think women/men who eat placenta are normally starving. Just very odd that they'd go to the trouble of cannibalising.
Try to think beyond your own society, some religions and societies would never think of eating anything that had lived. Personally i do nt view anything that has had a face as food, the idea disgusts me.
However the placenta has never lived independantly therefore i find the eating of it as exceptable and not at all canibal like. As scandal implies, at least we know where it has been .
Quote by veejay
Thats just disgusting. Wouldn't that be a form of cannibalism?
If they were really after Iron, then couldn't they just take some supplement tabs?
I think you have missed the point. The placenta is a natural supplement
Some one correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the placenta grow from the embryo? How can you eat that?
Dosnt beef grow on cows?, dont shellfish grow in polluted water? dont vegetable grow in soil and shit?(personally id never eat eithr of the first two)
The point is that at least placenta is your own and you know where its been
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Yep....... and did you no that some tribs eat there own after birth as it contain nutrents
What do you mean, "some tribes"? its still done here, i know people who have asked the midwife to preserve the afterbirth so that they could take it home and eat it. I think its rich in iron which is what meany women need after giving birth If i remeber correctly you boil it!
Thats just disgusting. Wouldn't that be a form of cannibalism?
If they were really after Iron, then couldn't they just take some supplement tabs?
I think you have missed the point. The placenta is a natural supplement
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Please tell him. the delay may not have been his fault, could have been the post office or he may have been ill or anything.
With clothing lines in particular, ebay traders dontmake that much profit hence the costs are so low.
I can understand what you are saying and do feel this is the right thing to do - although it doesn't excuse his lack of communication and general lack of manners or the excuses he kept giving me
No it dosnt excuse his behaioour but niiether is it an excuse for you to keep them. Just email him tell him whats happened and point out how dis satisfied you were with his service. Obviously if he wants the surplus goods posting back he has to arrange a postage payment to you first before you send them, There is a chance he may not want to bother and tell you to keep the goods in which case you have a clear conscience
