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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76

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I went to one a few years ago and wished i hadnt! Depressing affair, they all looked so old!! But worse than that, all those that turned up had just lost their sparkle!!Settle, borring and not even happy!! addmitedly the ones hwo had gone on to college and uni didnt really turn up just sent lame appologies, with i had done the same!!
Proved to me that you cant go back!!
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"There's new evidence that hormones released during sexual activity can promote sleep."

Well it dosnt for me!! The more sex I get the more I cant sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I expect to be here most of tomorrow night and next Friday night!!! :happy: :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :giggle: :happy: :evil2: :giggle:
83%
I had a very disturbed adolescence!! (oh and adulthood)!!!
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Unfortunately, my work brings me into contact with the public, and they are awful!!
Well not all of them some are great but a small minority are appaling (much like being on here really).
Sal
regarding number 8 now you cant miss this!!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34297.html
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
if you need any help just shout!!
Its been being talked about for a while, think they want to designate a certain industrial estate as a suitable as much as i remember
The theory is that it will remove the problem from residentail areas.
Taurus
Almost typical, steadfast , reliable, loyal, sensual and like the comforts of life (hey forget dogging not my sceen).I can be stubborn and do like sweet foods to much!!
Untypically, Im not materialistic ,jealous, a collector nor do I enjoy art!!
1) simple creatures as they are, most men can never resist the underware in any form
2) pull someone else in front of him (that always gives them a jolt)
3) as above but flash at someone else making sure you have no uderware on at the time
4) its nearly Valentines day take him round the seediestt, backstreet sex shop and let him pay
5) waken him up in the middle of the night with a b/j
6) take him for a country walk and then find a big sturdy tree to lean against
7) let him come home and find you at it with someone else, (male or female or both)
8) as above but make sure its the local rugby team
or if nothing else works throw a live hairdryer in his bath water!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
What degree of "shock" are we looking for? would you like to
a) just make sure hes awake
b) makje sure everything on him is awake or
c) are we loking at a cardiac arrest shock?
OK this is me, all size 18 of me!!!(Thanks Dawn for all your help, sorry iI didnt understand it!!)
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True, and i think Dawn did particularly well having the bottle to go first!! Id post a pic myself it i only knew how!! dunno

Thanks foxy biggrin
If you want me to sort your pic out and host it so that you have full control over it then just drop me a pm and we can sort it out :D
Dawn :silly:
Just going to pm u, thanks Dawn
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Just thought I'd say what super pics Dawn and Sal have posted, lovely!
Rick biggrin

True, and i think Dawn did particularly well having the bottle to go first!! Id post a pic myself it i only knew how!! dunno
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Why oh why did i sleep all afternoon!. :shock:

Could it be because your here in the wee small hours??
A while ago i would have said you have a point there foxy.. but not been on here much the last few months.. ha ha. .. well not since the times of the massive coldplay debate.... ha ha... God its all changed round here!!.. biggrin
What was massive coldpay debate?
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Why oh why did i sleep all afternoon!. :shock:

Could it be because your here in the wee small hours??
Of course Valentines Day is commercial clap trap, so ive just told him what he buy ing me so he wont need to worry his pretty little head about it will he?
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I am so good to that man it unbelievable!! :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
Its so imprtant he feels he has made the effort
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getting to no people is a happy and satisfing thing so iwill tell you ours
to see if anyone has the same me i like drinking good white wine i like the odd pint or six of stella i love rugby union having once played very much into driving landrovers offroad
oh yes and the most important going on holiday wiv my girl,
k on the other hand like wwe wrestling drinking white rum with ice and a slice landrovers
as many holidays in the sun as we can get in a year we managed 5 weeks last year we
also enjoy weekends camping in our green and pleasent land so come on anyone do
any of the above.

Well i like the good wine though iwouldnt descriminate about the colour!!Oh and the holioays but only in places where there is something, preferably historic to see!! Not keen on the rugby but dont mind watching the rugby players and driving round here the conditions are similar to being off road anyway.
Other than that im a reader and like eating out!!
And i look exactly like my avatar too, though sometimes i put a skirt on over my knickers!!
A young woman i know did the splits,
till she touched the floor with her tits.
Her legs simply parted
Her cunt lips licked the carpet
And like a hover it sucked it up the bits!
bolt
I use dress sizes as they are more readliy understood by women than bady mass.
As for being overwieght being necessarily less healthy, i think i dissagree, to a point. All evidence shows , and here my gp had to agree with me, that being a little over weigth can help women going through the menopause!! IAs a size 18 I certainly feel much healthier than I ever did as a size 12, I certainly have less colds, flu etc. Some not all think people do tend to be obssesives, (not a clinical diagnoses just an observation) on many subjects
Quote by Ice Pie
Some concepts are definitely forever beyond the grasp of certain people.
God created everything.
Including hell.
God is Good.
Nope, sorry, I don't get it.
I guess I'm just not as intelligent as religious people. dunno

Your reply raises some interesting questions:
Which God are you refering too?
What is hell, where is hell, which hell are you refering to, is your helll my heaven?
What is your understanding of good,?
I decline to answer since apparently I'm not fat enough to be taken seriously as a human being. rolleyes
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Oh dear and whos got the shoulder chip now!!!?????
Quote by Ice Pie
Some concepts are definitely forever beyond the grasp of certain people.
God created everything.
Including hell.
God is Good.
Nope, sorry, I don't get it.
I guess I'm just not as intelligent as religious people. dunno

Your reply raises some interesting questions:
Which God are you refering too?
What is hell, where is hell, which hell are you refering to, is your helll my heaven?
What is your understanding of good,?
Quote by Ice Pie
I guess what im saying is either extreme of the size spectrum is gloing to be a turn off cos they have their own size issues that overpower any sexuality.

Agreed, and unfortunately, those "issues" are perpetuated not just by the fat/skinny people themselves, but by those who promote them. And I can't help noticing that the "BBW" brigade are by far the more guilty of the two camps: How many times a day do we read on this site the posts of desperate single men paying lip service to the supposed charms of grotesquely obese women, simply because they recognise that this website is dominated by them? And how gleefully do some of those fat women denigrate their smaller counterparts, casting aspersions on their worth as women in order to make themselves look better? I've yet to encounter any skinny women with quite such enormous chips on their shoulders.
No , no i think you have got it wrong Ice Pie , as the last poster said fat (for that read anything abouve a size 14 in the eyes of the media and below a certain other size yet to be determined but probably about a size 26 after whic we are talking obese) women tend to be hapier. We eat without guilt we dont exercise to obssesion and we arent skinny because we arnt stress heads. Anyway, larger women tend to have more testerone which although a male hormone, in women controls the sex drive!
As for smaller women not having chips on their shoulders, believe me they do, you should see some of the "hate pms" ive recieved in the past!!
No its nothing to do with age, its a being stuck at home with the kids thing!! You dont say how old they are but if they are very young cant you find something to do with the kids? If they are older and you have the days to yourself how about finding some flexible work that you can do as and when you want?
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Here we go again, more f****** computers!!! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

Just click the blummin' link and try it. rolleyes :P lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
i clicked the blumming link and got bored!!
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No never done that, but we have been out and h/b has inadvertantly called me foxylady infront of friends, (who fortunately didnt hear) redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I have found the answer, (i think) forget the carefully worded and thought out ad. Throw some crappy words together , call it a story, post in stories section and you will get far more genuine replies . thats my experience anyway!!
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I'm not unhealthy, but still feel that some women would not want to meet me because I do not have a 6-pack....
Rick confused

Well thats there loss. Speaking personally I wouldnt dream oif meeting anyone who describes himslef as Very Attractive, or very fit!!! please anyone who loves themselves that much only needs a mirror!!
I dont think IQ is an indication of a persons ability to learn any concept as IQ test are so inherently flawed.
An IQ test will by its very nature fail to measure those with the highest conceptual ability as it requiers "correct" answers, defined by the sutour. The people most likely tohave an easy grasp of concepts are those who think for themselve and go beyond being "correct"
Hence people iwth more free thinking minds often achiev lower scores but can understand concepts the best.