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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76

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Quote by Ice Pie
Its about time that being big and I am not necessarily talking about huge people just nice cuddly ones, should be positively promoted.

I disagree. I trust myself to make my own judgements. I don't care what the stick insect fashion gestapo says, and I don't care what the Big Is Beautiful brigade says. Nobody is ever going to convince me that I ought to regard someone as more attractive or more worthy or more anything on the basis of their size. If someone tries to tell me that they are "beautiful" because they are big or because they are small, or short or tall or blonde or brunette or anything else, I will simply label them as shallow, superficial idiots and tell them to piss off.
Ice
I can understand what Ice Pie is saying, being big dosnt automatically make them sexy (this applies to bothe men and women) however i would suggest that larger people are more likely (again no guarantees) to be secure in themselves, therefor have a more reliable personality and to project a more sexy image. Im sure we have all known people who are skinny as hell because they are so neurotic they cant sit still and fuss about there food!!It also works at the other extreme, excesively large people to who eating is the be all and end all of life.
I guess what im saying is either extreme of the size spectrum is gloing to be a turn off cos they have their own size issues that overpower any sexuality.
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
men are good for carrying our shopping bags while we just shop and shop
voddy xxxx

ehm they can be, but do have a tendancy to moan or get lost!!
With internet shpping this funcion is surely no longer necessary??
Fraid i can only agree with number one and Blues comment. Besides that the only thing i can think of is, men can send good dirty email!!!
Quote by Spitfire_Sal
I think the subject is fascinating. If a man took me out to dinner and had the cheek to order the wine without consulting my opinion he would probably be wearing it. If he tried to cop a feel in the taxi he would get a cold shoulder. But back at his place or mine if I was not pinned to the sofa having my clothes ripped off before the coffee had time to go cold I would count the date a total washout.
But I am aware of a contradiction: if I do not want the guy I want him to stop trying to get into my knickers, if I do want him I want him to tear them off without asking. I am not at all surprised some men get the wrong signals. But if I say no I mean it, but if I say "I am not sure" I am telling him I want him to be sure!

Ordering wine without consultation is absolutely deplorable!!!Any man that dose that deserves to be wearing it!!
Ive been through airport security a number of times . The first few times i was quiet worried because I had my teenagers with me but nothing happened. I have also been on planes that had upgraded security on them so all passengers weres canned with held hand monitores and again nothing was found.
Quote by dirtydoggers
only last night mrs dirty called me an animal, "i'm an animal?, you wouldn't catch me sucking a cock'! i replied....ok, i'm crawling back down, sorry, but you did ask..

Then you simply dont know what your missing, do you?
Dont knock it till youve tried it
Is shagging a bannister, at work, kinky? I was only 17 at the time and had the most boring office job were there left me all alone most afternoons, id lock the front door (or not) and go to the loo (alegedly) smile
Quote by VenusnMars
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,

Solution: Try practicing on some smaller equipment...
Roger, I think Mars loves you rotflmao
Foxy, point taken. There are areas of my sex life I have tried various techniques to improve before deciding that it`s simply not for me! However, I do love giving head, but if a lack of technique deems it unsatisfactory for the guy, then it will also do very little for me.
Venusxxx
OK not into techniques, but try humming whilst you doing it, apparently they like the vibrations,
Quote by johnneuk1
I supoose we all change our tchnique with time and respond to what works with a regular partner but overall i think you either like doing or you dont and if your in the latter catagory there is little point reading pages and pages of techniques.
All i know is ive never had the need of techniques as its always come (pun) naturally!!!
Perhpas im wrong perhaps some people can be helped by reading up on the subject

cool dose that make you a natural born cock sucker :!: rolleyes
Strangely enough, it has been said, amongst other things!!
I supoose we all change our tchnique with time and respond to what works with a regular partner but overall i think you either like doing or you dont and if your in the latter catagory there is little point reading pages and pages of techniques.
All i know is ive never had the need of techniques as its always come (pun) naturally!!!
Perhpas im wrong perhaps some people can be helped by reading up on the subject
I have a strange feeling that all talk of technique is irrelvant. You either can or cant do good b/j's and a lot of it is down to entusiasm anyway!!
Tchniques may help those that can do but cant make those that dont want to in experts!!
Its like speling you either can or you kant
Quote by VenusnMars
Venus & Marmalaid are not real swingers. They are not prepared to shag eachother just because they dislike one another.
Lightweights.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I`m sodding off for a bath! Bloody nutters the lot of you!
Venusxxx
I wonder what or who shes taken with her to the bath?
Try sitting on top of the washing machine while its on a spin programe and see if you have a coarrot or courgette you can use at the same time!!
Quote by Ice Pie
Sorry polo lady but your not going to get intelligent responses if you limit it to males!!
They just want an ad that says,
Fancy a shag, now?
The articulate ones want one that says,
Please guys, come and shag me now!!

This is most unfair stereotyping. We're not all easy you know. We articulate males would not give a second glance to such an ad.
We would settle for nothing less than "Please gentlemen, come and shag me now."
And you should know buy now that i cant spell 'gentlken" expecially at this time of the morning!!
Sorry polo lady but your not going to get intelligent responses if you limit it to males!!
They just want an ad that says,
Fancy a shag, now?
The articulate ones want one that says,
Please guys, come and shag me now!!
Quote by choc&sex
choc&sex
how the hell do you expect me to cncentrate on a serious topic with an avatar like that on the screen :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

says "Winner of SH Best Bum Avatar"!!! rotflmao
choc&sex
xxx
PS to everyone, we'll introduce ourselves properly soon, we're just both not in at the same time at the mo to do so.
Yes but yours should be sexiest avatar of the year!! Im drooling!!!
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Quote by Vix
Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?

Doesn't help. Sorry. However, it is easirer to wank in an auto.
I just thought with the stick thing being smaller it would influence me the same but maybe noit!!
Dont see the differenc though betweenwanking in auto or in 5 th gear once you get on the motorway??
You tell her when youve sussed her out and feel comfortable telling her, no right or wrong amount of time just when and if you feel comfortable!!
good luck
xx
Ive been thinking about this one, i think it must be the way the gear stick just sits there looking all hard and errect all the time!!!
Perhaps i should get an automatic, they onlyhave small ones dont they?
choc&sex
how the hell do you expect me to cncentrate on a serious topic with an avatar like that on the screen :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
7 hours sleep .............................................I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well as its money you wouldnt have had but for her, i think she should get it, every penny!!
Reese, thats a lovely story and i wish you both well, but its not really the sort of situation i was interested in. Call me shallow if you will but i was asking about a sex only type of meeting and not parties or munches neither because again they are different.
I just wondered how far people would travel to meet someone they had only talkied to either on the net or via the phone. I guess im asking because i have a couple of these type of meetings looming that are going to involve one or both parties in considerable amounts of travel ( well considerable to my mind not in comparisson with some of the distances others have travelled)
Any further, sensible , comments would be most welcome
Worst experience ive had was when i lost my mobile and realised that there were a couple of ehmm redface rather compromising pics of me on it!!!!!
Fortunataely phone was found by someone i know (busineess wise) and i doubt he would have known how to acess the pics!, least i hope so!!!
i guess i must be a northern monkey but i certainly seem to have a lot of southern fairys wanting to dip their wand in at the moment!! redface
I had my nipples peirced about two years ago and love them. IThere were painless at the time of piercing but within about half an hour, as the anasthentic wore off, they hurt like hell and continued to hur for weeks if not months.I have since discovered that the larger the nipples the more pain yiou suffer and mine are very large!!! However I think they were worth all the pain and I have never had any problems with them .