Foxylady__123's Forum Posts | Swinging Heaven

Join the most popular community of UK swingers now

foxylady__123

Over 90 days ago

Straight Female, 65

•

Straight Female, 76

Profile Follows

Groups Meets Parties Stories

Forum

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
Hi Nick.
Every day is newbie day.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
Ice

Ahh, fair enough. I looked through the recent posts (back a month or so) and there only seemed to be a lot of "Hi, I'm a newbie" posts dating from the past five days or so. I guess I'll be considered a veteren by >50% of the board within a month then :-)
No, none of the newbies last that long , we eat them allive and spit them out long before they get to be regulars!!

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!

Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
you know you have apoint about the police, they are always trying to join in, but im not inot uniforms only yellow safety helmets!! biggrin

biggrin

okay, that somewhat scares me. i don't dare ask why one would need safety helmets, but you could always try it with a padded headboard instead.
just a suggestion...
I only know one man with a big enough head to wear a headboard and hes had to go to bed cos they like to get them tucked in early in the nursing home, dont they manofmuchfun ???
no fraid it has to be yellow safety helmet !!!

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!!

Is that because you wish they'd shut up or because you would like to stop the police from disturbing your little sessions?
you know you have apoint about the police, they are always trying to join in, but im not inot uniforms only yellow safety helmets!! biggrin

biggrin

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
newbies cant be fussy its not allowed
now bend over

Yes mistress. May I be permitted to moan in pain?
only if you do it very loudly so i have a valid excuse for gagging u!!
Thinking about there are quiet a few people round here id like to gag!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
Ah, i get it now!!!
So what was the debate all about, now we have established the subject?

The first post linked to a website where people were describing how bad their towns were. Now you have to go find yours :-)
no dont think ill bother, i already know its crap, thats why i dont go there!!

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
Hi Nick and welcome to the mad house.
have fun :D :D

Yes, that seems to be about right. Already a clean and quiet thread has been hijacked and turned into a whipping room for all and sundry. *nicholas ensures he's one of the whip

whip

and not one getting smackbottom

smackbottom

*
newbies cant be fussy its not allowed
now bend over
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
:welcome: (think i forgot to say that earlier!!!)

8 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
If you step out of line then for you
welcome !

Fucking promises, promises...I've stepped out of line loads and I don't even get an invite to the Sir John...
Maybe Foxy was right ...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oooh right Mr De=sade ! :whip:
thats nice ........how can I get my whip out in there ! .......I'll get arrested from across the road , mind you...only gotta walk across to get home ! .......ok One night ...boss ! deal ?
Deal. I'll PM you and then we'll see who's got the biggest whip. :wink:

anymore of that foxys sauce an we can use her for practice afterwards ! .........both of us !
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
PROMISE???

8 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
You could try popping round to, manofmuchfuns house, but i warn you most days its full of women fighting over his body !!!

Oi they only want the loose change ! Thats not what ive heard, someone told me you did a great brew, least i think it was brew that she was howling!!
now we could start a daytime beginners swingers course here , your welcome to supervise ! .........
No i think your more suited to the supervisory position!!

8 May 2005

Ah, i get it now!!!
So what was the debate all about, now we have established the subject?

8 May 2005

You could try popping round to, manofmuchfuns house, but i warn you most days its full of women fighting over his body !!!

8 May 2005

Quote by nickshanks
what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!

A chav is basically anyone from about 10 to 25 but normally about 15-18 who hangs around the grimy parts of towns (or grimy town in general) and fits one or more of the following stipulations:
- Wears a hooded tracksuit or similar
- Has a Vauxhall Nova or Corsa, or a red Ford Escort (either their own one one they've nicked)
- Cannot speak comprehensible english
- Collects their kid's child benefit during the school lunch break
- Chavs travel in groups of three or more - you'll never see a lone specimen unless they're being taken into custody
- They think drinking and smoking are the bees knees, but can't actually get hold of beer or cigarettes
- So they smoke weed instead
So how do they differ from Townies?

8 May 2005

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
looks like ive missed all the fun!!!!
whos fighting who and what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!

8 May 2005

Quote by
If you step out of line then for you
welcome !

Fucking promises, promises...I've stepped out of line loads and I don't even get an invite to the Sir John...
Maybe Foxy was right ...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh, BTW welcome NickShanks... :wink:
What about him being a geriatric (think ive spelt it right this time) pervert?
Of course he is!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And i reckon hes been on the :beer: all day, so i wouldnt take any notice at all of anything he says!!!

8 May 2005

Quote by juicymale4u
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steak are too high.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Oh my god your gorgeous!! What a
:hunk:

8 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
We can't. It does, however, illustrate how risky it is to have recognisable pictures online.

Agreed!!

8 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It does indeed say former pupil. It also says that schoolchildren have been downloading pics. Just because they are a former pupil doesn't mean they are over 18 necessarily. It might also mean former because she left in February and they are still at the school.

After checking the web site of the school , it appears that it takes pupils upto 18, and bearing in mind that the woman has been teaching there for 14 years, she is going to have a lot more ex - pupils over 18 than present pupils under 18
She left in February. There will be pupils under 18 still there. Former pupils of hers.
Of course, but still going to be a hell of a lot more past pupils over 18 than past pupils under 18 !!!
They only quoted one, that was enough confused

confused

:?
No , they alegedly , quoted one!! As there is no name how can we be sure?This is the press we are talking about

8 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It does indeed say former pupil. It also says that schoolchildren have been downloading pics. Just because they are a former pupil doesn't mean they are over 18 necessarily. It might also mean former because she left in February and they are still at the school.

After checking the web site of the school , it appears that it takes pupils upto 18, and bearing in mind that the woman has been teaching there for 14 years, she is going to have a lot more ex - pupils over 18 than present pupils under 18
She left in February. There will be pupils under 18 still there. Former pupils of hers.
Of course, but still going to be a hell of a lot more past pupils over 18 than past pupils under 18 !!!

8 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It does indeed say former pupil. It also says that schoolchildren have been downloading pics. Just because they are a former pupil doesn't mean they are over 18 necessarily. It might also mean former because she left in February and they are still at the school.

After checking the web site of the school , it appears that it takes pupils upto 18, and bearing in mind that the woman has been teaching there for 14 years, she is going to have a lot more ex - pupils over 18 than present pupils under 18

8 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Mr. Hare has a point - why are children looking at these websites? Or is it a parent who's recognised their child's teacher? What on earth would I say if a parent recognised me? :shock: Good enough reason for no face pics, methinks.

The quote is from an anonomous former pupil (alegedly) The brats do grow up!!

8 May 2005

when foxy's in a nice mood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a nice mood!!! when am i in anything but a "nice mood"
Look your gereatric pervert,i am always in a nice mood!! always , always , always!!!!!
The trouble with you is youve got yourself all soaped up and in a spin cos you have far too many women hanging round you, so you dont realise how nice i am!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
I think it is awful shouldnt be allowed, an English teacher should know better!! They are right she is setting totally the wrong example .......................................................................................that bath robe is far to big and the colour does not do her justice at all !!!!!

sean xxxxxxxxxx
p.s is it just me... or does it look like the reporter caught her in the middle of a meet???? must be this daytime fun i keep hearing about.... smile

smile

:) :)
Oh come on no woman in her right mind is going to put that awful dressing gown on if shes in the middle of a fuck - she would send him to the door!!

8 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Well that flusshed out some of the old pervs who lurk off screan didnt it?
as for bigDewi69, id gladly put you down but im not a vet!!

Oi...... me an you can soon fall out you know ! ...............
No.............................................you wouldnt dare!!!

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You know very well, that like Ice Pie, your totally adicted to my wonderful warm personality!! and fantastic sense of humor and wit

8 May 2005

Well that flusshed out some of the old pervs who lurk off screan didnt it?
as for bigDewi69, id gladly put you down but im not a vet!!

8 May 2005

Far too many of them and usually the best looking and most interesting!! sad

sad

:( :(

8 May 2005

I think it is awful shouldnt be allowed, an English teacher should know better!! They are right she is setting totally the wrong example.......................................................................................that bath robe is far to big and the colour does not do her justice at all !!!!!

8 May 2005

Ehm, bit embarrassed about this but ive never had uncut so can vote!!!!
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

7 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ah, that explains why Yorkshire people wouldn't know then, if it's the Lancs folk who know that. Never heard that one before.

Sorry I thought everyone knew that lancashire is associated with Accrington bricks and yourshire with stones!!

7 May 2005

OK in lancashire it is recognised that shit house doors are bigger in yorkshire cos of the stone

7 May 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
My idea, as always is that you move up north

Yeah and believe me I've thought about it. I'm born and bread in Manchester. I do visit quite a lot, Yorkshire and Lancashire.
I live in hope! wink

wink

You do look more like you live in Yorkshire!!
I'm not sure if that is a complement or an insult! :shock:
Ask someone from yorkshire they will tell you

7 May 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
My idea, as always is that you move up north

Yeah and believe me I've thought about it. I'm born and bread in Manchester. I do visit quite a lot, Yorkshire and Lancashire.
I live in hope! wink

wink

You do look more like you live in Yorkshire!!