a big lol it hurts .STOP NOW. its taken months to get to this stage starting with the cooking oil and ENDING WITH THE LYCRA..no troll but yes to tounge and cheek i know that some of you have pictured a guy racing up to a lass and reaching out but this doesnt happen in the real world or mine please take it easy on me any mod that wants to close thread please do so.I THINK I GOT A GREAT NEW TOPIC
where ohh where has this thread gone started out about fitness then onto attacking my character which is great as they say what wont kill you will make you stronger. and then to cap it the bra burners wrongly accused me of or personaly abusing them how ,when ,why not on this thread they must be reading between the lines and getting it all wrong let them rant its ok really.i must had got it all wrong i thought this was a adult site and perhaps people might make comments of a sexual nature .when i have ever stepped over the line in the first to say a heart felt apology not this time as not a single insult directed to anyone or group.
NOW LETS DRAW ALINE UNDER THAT
its the last few days of summer and im now spending more time riding up and down hills in and around richmond park and enjoying the great scenic views . brought one of those muvi atoms so i can now watch...i mean view those great views .its been a great summer and the only thing i can think of that would had made it better is that i came across a cutie in a red pvc catsuit in heels riding around richmond park with cold used cooking oil in her water bottle drinking it through a clear plastic straw.i know whats the chance of that happening.
well i know you think im a perv and yes i you cant blame me if all these young cuties are going to wear lycra and stick there asses in the air .what is a fellow ment to all they have made the effort
I can see in a few months this taking off in a big way just like dogging did when it hit the of doggers running around all the local carparks at 2am in the morning and chasing any couple away they will be wearing there macs and thick rim glasses waiting in groops of 20 or more sitting on there bikes from halfords eating crisps and drinking coke. Before I know it I won't be able to submit cycling locations on this site due to ex doggers now cyclist chasing the fit young cuties away.I'm sure I'm not the only cyclist that does this but the first to post it on the web . So when this does go global and you read about it in the news of the you can say you knew all about it first thanks to a site called swingingheaven and a great god like guy called me this is the next big thing to hit the site might even have to add hill locations and a new forum for cycle meets
Thanks for tip it's hard totype one handed on a cycle going up hill using a phone Ps thank god For Lycra
Woke up as horny as to get the cycle out and go over to Richmond back till the right cutie came alongand obj boy did she .a really top draw cutie zipped pass me like a tornado. I knew this was going to be a chalenge . You know the type ,light weight cycle and her even lighter. As I started to chace her and not making any progress I had it in my mind this is the type of girl that has a single cream cracker and a couple of grapes and call it dinner. Just hope she would run out of guess what she did half way up the went the ass in tight lycra and I was there to sample the view great shot of camel toe from behind. She really was suffering and I was feeling sorry for her almost wanted to her along and almost did I felt my hand reaching out. And slipping it under her crotch and pushing up. But ce to my mind just in time
why isit when we get a little older we decide its time to get fitter . my reason was whist having a quiet walk around richmond park i notice alot of females cyclist in skin tight lycra just how do you get close to them..well i tell you buy a bike and train .i mean really train like your going into a ironman event once fit the fun starts .what i do is hold back till you see one of these cuties them follow not to close. not till you come to a long steep incline this is your time to pounce. wait timing is key here what you are looking 4 is them getting tied and having to get out the saddle if you fit enough you can creep right up and slipstream them watch those hips jiggle and see the glow of there legs sweating. and then just lean foward and sniff away.i get so close now im almost able to give them oral sex .top tip if they look round and see you just breath heavy the girls being girls think they are doing great job because you cant get pass them buying you extra time to sniff away great fun when they get in the saddle again at the top of hill just turn around and start again. this helps you get fitter and is a example of carrot and stick
im off to a bukkake party and really want to spray this lass face with loads of cum like peter north does so if any you guys now how to produce more cum let me know as im sure my bollocks can produce im looking 4 is like i say to spray her face with volume and force just like a fireman putting out a fire on the fifth floor of a tower block
why is it whist i go dogging not once have i come across a young fit blonde in a pvc catsuit tied to a oak tree with a mound of talc at her been doing this 4 years now and i love to see girls in catsuits so come on guys when you take your girls out slip them into one for us,,ps with heels
i dont know if it was lost or stolen . i was in a swinging club friday night that has dark room which i camped in loads of people in and out all night long which lead to trousers on and off all night .what i lost was my bus pass and which i kept safe 4 a cheese burger on the way home. so ended having to walk home hungry. if anyone has found a bus pass that runs out next friday pm me and ill send you my address for you to post to me and you can buy a stamp with the my lost money..what have you lost in a swingers club
back from my hunting holiday and have got a few trophies any of you know of any good taxidermist thats quick and cheap as i want to mount these on my living room wall asap. they are all in the freezer and ill wait 4 expert second ps what would you like to see down a gun scope would you shoot it would you mount it . would you place it on the living room wall
just had a chat in the cam room and cam up with a idea that i hope a few fit females here might like the sound of. what it is that im more than ready to meet up with the above at your home hotel or carpark just about anywhere then get you to take of your shoe boot or any footwear even fishing waders then ill wank into then you can then slip your foot back in and just enjoy the fact that your foot and toes are being marinated in my man juice. able to meet up this week .ps back from my hunting holiday and have got a few trophies any of you know of any good taxidermist thats quick and cheap as i want to mount these on my living room wall asap. they are all in the freezerand ill wait 4 expert second ps what would you like to see down a gun scope would you shoot it would you mount it . would you place it on the living room wall
we call them shit catchers
christ i now know what you girls go through when giving facials . just had a eye test where they blow air into your eyes. i knew the puff of air was comming and each time i pulled my head away and pulled a face just like you girls,so iam now a modern guy in touch with my Feminie side.. dont you think.. ps im off to abfabs tonight going to camp in the dark room with a chip pan full of cold used cooking guessing they wont let me in with it so il have to chuck it over the wall and hope that no female is lying there would nt want her cover in it , drinking it is another matter hope you have a good night on this site .. and im now thinking of giving a sex tip each day 4 a week .to help you couples improve you sex lives..let me know what you think..lots of love to the girls and men hugs to to guys..your loyal GAGMASTER ..XXX
hi just to let you know ill be going to abfabs this friday night 16th.. ill be camping in the dark will know its me ill be the guy sitting at the back with a chip fryer thats full of cold used cooking oil and a fist full of straws .they wont be clear as its the dark room so wont matter. if any couples want to meet first pm me..dont worry if oil runs out ill fill the girls head with somthing else ..cya friday
ive had time to think about this post and on reading back now understand why it could upset members .and as this was not my intent i give you all a deep heart felt sorry , it was only ment to bring a smile to some of you which it might had but more realistic upset more so on that reason once again sorry
i like to see a old chip shop turned into one
hi surry male ready and aviable to splash your ladeis faces toight at anytime very genuine ....again very very genuine wont let you bring the man juice you bring the baby wipes
a few girls dont mind letting you give them facials and how many tell us not to get it there eyes or hair. christ when i spash my man juice i cant place it down like a cruise missle i have a rough idea and thats all where its go to land. when it does splash there eyes or hair all hell lets have to put up with them storming off and them being upset . then you say sorry and you know the silent treatment is going to come .. meaning that your have to go out on weekend and spend money on her . now 4 a tip for the ladies in truth we like to watch you squint you eyes and pull away as it hits your pretty why we do it now 4 a tip 4 the men if you really want to get a reaction you aim has to be good or your have to get in real close.. i find the best way to do this is to holdback the hair and head with one hand and wank away with the other .then when you know your going to cum place your cock next to ear hole if you are able to fill the ear canal with your man juice i guarntee your get a responce it will cost you but at least you will have the satisfaction thats shes walking about as if she was hearing in a swimming pool and thats she waiting 4 her ear to pop like it does on a airoplane. any more tips please pm as i spent many a year in this battle field
had a night out with a bbw . as a man or woman we have all had sex with someone and woke up the next morning wishing that you had one less drink or in my case about 5 less pints then it might not had happen.l woke up with a little less self respect still ill get over it. and before i go any futher there is nothing wrong with fat girl sex its great somtimes ,like when your bellys touch that can be quite erotic .now how you would know if you where blind man if you were with a fit girl or {BANG} with a fat girl. first if you went to a buffet a fit girl would queue with you whist a fat girl would pull up a if he was to go back to a fit girls bedroom he would smell cosmectics and with a big girl it would be a empty kfc how he know. but that just the cons
NOW THE PROS
i find tht bbw girls give better oral . as they are always hungry also when your doing it doggy style in a dark room you feel that you have a audience applauding ohh yes another thing a big girls got over a fit girl is you can slap her ass hard . i mean really swing at it. you know what i mean terminal velocity they love it . to be honest you cant do this with a fit chick because half way through your stroke you think christ im going to break this my advice for any of the guys out there is. have ago with a big girl at least once in a life time... also got views on midget sex if any of you want to hear it
hi just to clear up 2 matters. first it was said in a moment of lust and no insult ment second who the hell is this brucie the only one i know does a dance show later in the year
i could nt belive it when i got a slap. just for calling my girl friend a cum rag..my question is what would your man have to do before making you mad enough to slap him
first great pic and second some of you need to harden your stomach up lol
hi just woke up and had a thought so here goes...what am i wasting my money on with the tv licence. i like tp watch the tennis for many reason . when i say tennis i mean mens tennis as we all know thats where the skill and speed is. so why is it that the bbc cant get ladies tennis right . i know the reason why most men watch the ladies tennis and its not for the tennis . what i would like to see is a camera man lying on the ground for more camel toe footage and the girls playing in white tight cotton tops g string and playing in the wet and if its not raining then spray them with ice cold oh yes get them mic up so we get to hear more grounting and grooning. if by ant chance one or two of the girls playing at wimbledon are reading this, then get with the program ..........please as its my money that pays for ladies tennis and if you want more prize money.. well earn it and if ther is any bbc camera man here then do your duty....MORE.......MORE........MORE...... CAMEL TOE
well heres mine . its early morning ,say 2am when this pink stretched limo with ribbons on the front pulls into the empty carpark. yes the groom has brought his new young bride to a dogging carpark .wouldnt that be great i could splash her face or even better bend her over the limo lift up that wedding dress and pump away till i cum then wipe myself dry with her dress. i know this is the season 4 weddings so if any of you would like to forfil my fantasy please pm if you are already married but still have the wedding dress and want to play in a carpark wearing it then also pm me
what a great idea i would love to watch the females on this site in a pool full of cold old used cooking oil . with a couple of straws
well thanx but still not been told what might look good stud hoop gold sliver plastic and what kind of top to show it off and my pink beer belly
