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gagmaster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Kent
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Sexlightened
Hi guys the cuties that i bring back to my home have destoyed my fuck pad( king size bed mattress)
Do any of you guys know where i can buy a good quality fuck pad that is a king size for under£65
Must be albe to take a beating as i usualy bring back a small cutie from the pub most night and would be great if the fuck pad lasted longer than the cuties
Ps if any young hot slim cutie wants to try out new pad just mail me
But you might need to double or treble up or more once this gets out
Do any of you guys know where i can buy a good quality fuck pad that is a king size for under£65
Must be albe to take a beating as i usualy bring back a small cutie from the pub most night and would be great if the fuck pad lasted longer than the cuties
Ps if any young hot slim cutie wants to try out new pad just mail me
But you might need to double or treble up or more once this gets out
Sexlightened
Hi to all new and old had to finish another relationship
So back here not looking for a single hot lass but 2 or more hot young cute lasses with perk asres and firm boobs
Im still very sporty so you need to be so as well as you will be taking part in the two sport that the olympics seem to miss each time that is foxy boxing thats like boxing but with beauty queens and my favourite hot oil wrestling so if your up for some fun plaese contact me
Ps all you ladies please stop wasting our time with other sports as you dont do them very well stick to what us guys know best since the bible was first writen
So back here not looking for a single hot lass but 2 or more hot young cute lasses with perk asres and firm boobs
Im still very sporty so you need to be so as well as you will be taking part in the two sport that the olympics seem to miss each time that is foxy boxing thats like boxing but with beauty queens and my favourite hot oil wrestling so if your up for some fun plaese contact me
Ps all you ladies please stop wasting our time with other sports as you dont do them very well stick to what us guys know best since the bible was first writen
Sexlightened
Been on another popular site looking at profiles of couples that go dogging and there pics but have been put off so many because of pics
Example the female is bent over car bonnet and she is wider than car and suspension is under great strain my question os would you turn up or tell them to get a bigger car
Example the female is bent over car bonnet and she is wider than car and suspension is under great strain my question os would you turn up or tell them to get a bigger car
Sexlightened
I did notice last night that the cream I was using got on my hands and as I was holding onto her arse checks her spray tan became active and rubbed off also had a look at toys in daylight and it would seem that the lelo smart wand rubber is blistering do any off you guys know where I can get it refurbished
Sexlightened
Thanks people for advise. Just couldn't ask her to bring own lube so decided to take a chance with my foot cream. Seem to have got away with it as I was wearing a rubber and the toys seem all ok. Had to turn lights down make it more romantic and was able to run to bathroom and return without her knowing it was my foot cream . Still have to go to chemist as I now run out of that as well
Sexlightened
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap
Sexlightened
Hi people just to let yor know im still around alive and kicking , some of you will want to know what ive been up to well thins are going well got myself a real hot hot hot young cutie Shes as fit as fuck ...well up till about a month ago when she fell down the stairs and broke her arm . Sex in my fav poistion was off ( doggie style) as i like to pound hard and fast and she needs her arms for support dam pity. She not at work so ive found away to be with her all the time how you all ask, well i tell you she has i nice blue fibreglass cast which i now spray with my man juice not quite as blue now . So when shes at home all she needs to do is look at her arm to see me . Even better she can even smell me as last night the swelling in arm has gone down quite alot so i was able to shoot my load down her cast.
So if there are any young cuties that have broken arms or legs and would like me pop round and shoot my man juice into cast please mail me even if you havnt got any breaks at present please keep my profile close by as you never can tell when you might slip fall or even get a push down the stairs . Dont mind making hospital visits if in london or surrey
So if there are any young cuties that have broken arms or legs and would like me pop round and shoot my man juice into cast please mail me even if you havnt got any breaks at present please keep my profile close by as you never can tell when you might slip fall or even get a push down the stairs . Dont mind making hospital visits if in london or surrey
Sexlightened
out tonight on cycle im the guy thats riding a trek madone with monkeylectric lights on back wheel. those that dont know what they are ,well they are small led lights that have a micro chip on board so you can program them to make patterns and text. ive got mine on text you spelling dogger ill be traveling between the 2 car carparks in surrey w..... you know the ones dont be scared to pop over and say hi .but please can you use your head lights in carpark as i dont want to be run down..many thanx surreys first eco dogger
Sexlightened
petrol price increases boy racers police closed gates .have all spoilt our time for us to put a stop to it how................ well by using cycles the couples can use tandems when they get to the closed gates just get her to pick cycle up and gently place it over no cost in petrol no boy racers doing doughnuts in the carpark and .As for the doggers lets be honest some of us are putting on the pounds cycling will help you lose this no need to worry about the rozzers turning up filming number plates all they we get is us cycling on our mountain bikes into the woods .. i know that you dont all want to rush out and buy new cycles so i would suggest the boris hire bikes you can get in london. then all you need to do is cycle from central london down thee A3 straight to a well known area ...lets make dogging green and lower your carbon foot prints... lets hope the newspapers and radio stations read this and see that we are looking to the future as we mostly get a bad press nooooooooooooooo more
Sexlightened
yes its my heart thats been broken by my last cutie ,i just had to let her go as she was a cum dodger no matter how close i was to her face she always avoided the facial cum shot. i even film her doing this and i must say it was like watching Keanu Reeves in the matrix dodging bullets stopping them in mid air and then dropping to the ground . the exact same thing happenbut in stead of bullets it was my man juice and no matter how much or for fast i couldnt hit her cute face .so now shes gone . not going to make the same mistake twice .so now looking 4 a lass that doesnt mind being tied to a bed so a i can spray away . so any of you cuties want to give me ago please pm me. SO IN A NUT SHELL IM LOOKING FOR A BED MATTRESS CUTIE WITHOUT ANY MOVIE EFFECT POWERS
Sexlightened
this has mad me mad really mad. ten years ago i started dogging and ive watch it get worse with males driving in and out of carparks and not respecting the couples that turned up and in real terms dogging is dying why would a couple want to go out and have some fun only to be chased away followed by a convoy of cars going from one carpark to another and scarying them away. i didnt stop dogging because of the police but because of the unresptful not all lost as i started going to a swingers club .and over the years that also has gone down hill to such a point ive even heard the guys working there that they have got to do somthing .4 now its dogging on foot patrol with the single guys following the couple and single females around till they leave the club without playing..the coples are less and the single female even more so..they have made a cash cow thats in danger of dying why would a single guy pay 50 quid to go into a swingers club only to find the place full of guys..that are from eastern european that are rude and unclean and need interpreter to have a conversation with them..wake up swingers clubs less males and higher entry fees as i would rather pay twice as much and go twice left often. the only problem with this is that im sure the couples would return and as soon as they do just watch the flood gates open to the singles again paying twice as much dont know the answer but cant watch it all die
Sexlightened
I can see that 3d cams could be quite dangerous here for the females . Just imagine watching a cam and a guy shooting right at camera. Well I can see sum of you cum dodgers trying to avoid a direct hit and in the process slipping of your chairs . Guess that you might have to invest in a 5 point harness and strap yourselfs in. Hold on tight girls it looks like the ride might get rough
