i enjoy summertime and looking at the girls with there tight short top and tummy im thinking about is. would it be right for a 40 year old male with a slight belly to have a tummy piercing. if so what type of Jewellery should i buy such as stud hoop etc and what to wear to carry it off.
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gagmaster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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i had invited friends around 4 ameal .got home late and ran out of time so i was rushing around still no reason 4 me to loss my head,i went down to tesco got all the food as i thought got home then jumped into the shower just as the first spit of water touched the tip of my head the door bell went. yes they were early wraped a towel arond me and open the door and invited them sorry and i wont be long gave then both a drink and ran upstairs to finsh my shower . as i was in the shower it dawn on that i had forgot somthing. yes you wont belive it oil . the whole house was a oil free zone not even old cooking oil with bits in it from a chip fryer i could feel the sweat build up and the panic setting in . what should i do leave my guest again nooooooo. that would be bad manners so thinking on my feet i went to the bathroom cabinet and ther it was like aa knight in shining armour witha blue badge. yes VASELINE .could it work only one way to find out. got dressed and took the vaseline down with me .went into the kitchen chucked a pan on the heat and scooped the vaseline out and watch it melt well it looked like oil so i cooked with it .i must say it does look the same shame it doesnt taste the same and i ddint find this out till my guest started to eat i could see by the look on there face's things was not quiet right . and quess what when i tucked in all you could taste was a Culinaire nightmare. so heres my tip for all you young jamie olivers if your running late and dont have any oil to cook with use anything but vaseline as this just dont cut the mustard
hi people just a idea not sure if its new or any of you tried it ,, so here goes. what i was thinking is to make oral sex more exciting if thats possible have any of you tried space dust if any of you want to give it a try mail me as a got a box load of the stuff coke and cherry flavours
Its so true that my quest was to find a young cute lass that would drink used cold cooking oil through a clear plastic straw straight from a chip pan .well this much is true in saying that I now come to the conclusion that it will never happen . I cant understand why its not as if I was asking 4 a female to drink petrol straight from the pump as I know this would lead to serious health implication for her or she might even catch I decide to put this fetish to one side till the world is not so square.
My new fetish is to see female drink table as Mayonnaises , Mustards. Vinaigrettes, Barbecue sauce,tomatoes sauce ,or even salad they must be able to drink a whole large bottle through a clear plastic straw and here the twist at the same time as smoking a havana cigar
So if any of you are brave enough to give it a try pm me.. ps no dam time waster when I say a large bottle I mean a full large bottle
My new fetish is to see female drink table as Mayonnaises , Mustards. Vinaigrettes, Barbecue sauce,tomatoes sauce ,or even salad they must be able to drink a whole large bottle through a clear plastic straw and here the twist at the same time as smoking a havana cigar
So if any of you are brave enough to give it a try pm me.. ps no dam time waster when I say a large bottle I mean a full large bottle
hi to all the fun loving people that are members of swingingheaven my request is 4 six ladies that will attend a event that i thinking of setting up 4 my pleasure and like most things in life the difference between a good time and a great time is in the first problem was and i mean was is mood lighting but i had a great idea why not ask my friends here 4 help as im sure you wont let me down. this is how im going to get the mood lighting right 6 cute girls and 6 church candles . im going to place a girl in eachof the 4 corners and then get them to face the walls and bend right over whist i place a candle into there bottoms then light them i think 4 will set the lighting level just fine as its only a small room. i know that i asked 4for 6 six girls this is just in case one girl gets a bad back and another has bad fluctuation and blows out the her candle . so if you cute fit,no back or wind problems then pm me 4 details.... SO IN A NUT SHELL IM LOOKING FOR 6 ASS CANDLE GIRLS
i know some of you might think its strange. but i love oil
to see a lass drink it through a clear plastic straw and gargle with it before drinking it is just heaven. all this started about 10 years ago when i was going out with a gitl called Angle. let me tell u she was young cute and fit ,like most young ladies and she could light up the night sky with her wings alight but as time went by and she started drinking vegetable oil behind my back and being greedy she started to put on the pounds and i know its shallow we split . i still belive that she drinks more oil than she should and if she was to light up the night sky with her wings alight just hope im not around when she hits the ground if any young ladues are going to a beech this year i would love the chance to rub in some vegetable oil into the bodys and then watch then sunbath. why waste your money and time buying costly sun oils in small tubes .when u can buy a litre of vegetable oil 4 pennys plus the weather isnt always great to try and catch a tan this way you can sunbath for 15 mins get a great tan and have time to go shopping all in one day
to see a lass drink it through a clear plastic straw and gargle with it before drinking it is just heaven. all this started about 10 years ago when i was going out with a gitl called Angle. let me tell u she was young cute and fit ,like most young ladies and she could light up the night sky with her wings alight but as time went by and she started drinking vegetable oil behind my back and being greedy she started to put on the pounds and i know its shallow we split . i still belive that she drinks more oil than she should and if she was to light up the night sky with her wings alight just hope im not around when she hits the ground if any young ladues are going to a beech this year i would love the chance to rub in some vegetable oil into the bodys and then watch then sunbath. why waste your money and time buying costly sun oils in small tubes .when u can buy a litre of vegetable oil 4 pennys plus the weather isnt always great to try and catch a tan this way you can sunbath for 15 mins get a great tan and have time to go shopping all in one day
hi to all been away 4 bit .but now been discharged , whist i had a lot of time on my hands and nothing to do ive now worked on my fetish . in the past i liked my girlfriend to drink used cold cooking oil through a clear plastic straw. but now .......WAIT 4 IT..........i would like my next girlfrind to drink used enguine oil still cold and still through a clear plastic question to all that might read this is what brand of oil should i place into my car . how old should it be before i do a oil change say 10,000 20,000 miles and so on.. also what grade .as i would like it not to get clogged up in the straw
christ what a week.. some good some bad..first the good stuff got a few pms here from girls wishing to exercise my fetish of watching them drinking used cold cooking oil..great so far even better was a lass very fit and blonde pm had a chat over the phone and deciced to meet. meet up had a drink then went back to my place .poured out a pint of oil into a glass and gave her a straw all was going well, had a hard on and started to wank away. but the problem with oil is that its quite filling and she stopped after drinking about half a when it started to go bad we both stopped what we were doing had a chat on the sofa and she suggested that we should go out. i was up for some of that and we finished up in london went to the theate and watched a bad play that cost me 60 pounds per ticket thats right 120 4 the 2 of us then she asked if id take her 4 i know you will be a surprised as me after drinking all that in4 a penny in 4 a pound .and went to a indian restaurant and thats when it really started to go bad first the meal cost me another£100 and it was crap. still iwas sitting in front of a great looking lass so things could be worse. and worse they got i dont know what she ate but she suggested that we should go and play in the ladies . so i agreed followed her in and watched her drop to her kness where she gave me great head the only problem is that she must of had a piece of chilli caught between her her sucking away 4 a few minutes i could fell a burnand had to ask her to stop. yes stop without splashing her face with my man juice i cant belive it either and whats more my man tool was on fire ..had to make my excuse and leave her. got home went straight to the bathroom and took a look at my cock and boy did it look sorry 4 it self . well its on the mend now so if any of you girls still want to play please pm me and ill bring the mouth wash not going through that again
ohh noladreams just found your post and ive had a long hard think about this and my conclusion is that there is only one scent that i would like my lady to smell of ant thats chip oil i wouldnt mind going to bed with her smelling of it and waking up in a fresh winters morning with the bedroom smelling of.. you guess it yes cooking oil
no it must be cooking oil and best is used cooking oil with a darker golden colour. i dont expect them to drink gallons of the stuff just a little to start with. for any of you the are thinking of giving it a try . i would suggest that you only sip from a new bottle as it does take a little time to get use . but it wont be long before you hooked. then before you know its summer and your in the park sipping from a bottle in a brown paper bag next to the drunk lol. but please joking a part if any of you would be intrested in trying this 4 the first time i would love to be there and watch u drink your virgin cooking oil experience away . know some of you a making light of it be saying things like perhaps they can batter and deep fry my sausage after and i can see the funny side but please remember that people are all different any so are their fetishes i can see this one being driven underground with me meeting up with a few of you instead of it being big and going global like leather pvc bondage etc.. just give it a CHANCE
