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glasgowllama
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64

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Hi guys
Sorry I automatically PM'd you but feel free to come back to me either privately or here.
I am usually in here every weekday lunchtime. Yes I'm a sad b****** but then again this site can be addictive.
Welcome to never never land ......Enter Sandman
best guitar riffs EVER.
pity they sold out after this album. The Load sessions were interesting, Garage Inc. And S&M were fun albums but the new one is mince.
Anyway welcome to the cafe and I hope you get as much fun from this as we all do.
Brightens up the day coming in here every lunch time and catching up with what is happening out there.
I must admit I don't post as much as I should but.
I practically live in an internet cafe. I'm becoming a boring b*****d and I can't hook up with anyone in the Glasgow area. (probably because I'm registered as single and Jags will accuse me of spamming the site for a quick shag please)
Anyway thats my reasons for lurking and not doing as, rightly so, these forums are not for single guys looking for (as I said before) and I don't want to come over as another single guy with brains in my dick.
So Jags or any other weegie wummen out there meet me in the cafe in St Vincent St. any weekday afternoon, I'll even pay for the coffee.
I know I should post more but jings crivens help ma boab by the time I've read trough all the postings my lunch break is over.
And the Chatroom scares me.
Ok I'm in here every lunch time.
I have to go to an iinternet cafe as my firm frown on personal internet usage.
SH site is fine but I have tried other contact sites and this internet cafe server won't allow it either.
As for porn, be it adult or kiddie then forget it.
But Yes I agree with BT policing the kiddie porn market. If the sites are blocked then the paeds can't access the sites. Drawback being if they can't see it in their own homes then they might go outside looking to pick up more kids.
I am Glaswegian with not to thick an accent, well I don't think its thick.
Yes I like the Irish something mystical in there.
I also like our own Scots girls especially if its soft. If your a Weegie out there you will no what I mean when I say a West End Uni accent does it for me.
The various regions in England make it hard as some are a bit too harsh. There is one quite posh one I like but I'm not 100% sure of the area.
Yep I'm with Ice Pie on this.
Sometimes contact can't be helped. As long as the other dude knows in advance that your straight and any physicall involvement is purely moving around each other to enhance the ladies enjoyment
Well its lunchtime and guess where the Glasgowllama is.
Yes I've left the comfort of my office and entered the little internet cafe in Glasgow city centre and where am I posting this to.
Yes I'm here every lunchtime is that addictive or not.
Now where did I put my lunch.
Somewhere between the cafe and the chatroom methinks
Just when you thought you had mastered the art of multiple orgasims.
I read recently of women who spurt like a guy when they orgasm.
Now I know I'm willing to research this, but are these women talking s**t or does this happen. Ladies, are you willing to comment, do some of you spurt or are you just glad to actually have an orgasm.
Comments please.
The Daily Lunchtime Llama has spoken.
I need to sit down now I've got all excited and I'm, in a public internet cafe.
Me I'm into scubadiving.
And yes I do it in Scotland. Most Friday evenings at North Berwick, one Saturday a month at St Abbs and in the winter you will find me in some dark and freezing sea loch in the west coast. Usually at Garelochead (Across from Faslane naval base) or at Arrochar on Loch Long.
Well thanks for the warm welcome and yes my lunch times have definitely brightened up no end..
Be back tomorrow for some more fun reading.
LOL This place is better than the library.
Hi ppls.
The llama thought it would be more fun to join the cafe than read through the rest of the web site.
You guys seem to enjoy your selves more in here than elswhere.
Anyway I'm from Glasgow and spend most of my lunch hour in here. Sad really but its all fun.
I heard in the next series they are looking for ppl into nature .
Should be interesting one family strutting their stuff in the buff whilst the prudes look on
Could make an interesting episode though
First one had to change registration as my e-mail address was open to all and sundry at home (Me married looking for extra fun.)
Second one forgot my password after being away from site for a couple of weeks.
Third now up and running and doing all right thank you very much.
OUCH takes it on the chin.
Actually young chappy this is my third different registraion name I've had to use and I've been browsing this site for some time now. So lets not get involved in petty little squabbles now.
But thanks for the advice anyway.
Cheers
Is it just me or do I feel a lack of fun ppl in the Glasgow area.
Me I'm an easy going Glasgow chappy looking for some extra curricular fun. Some say I have this Bruce Willis thing going about my personality, I don't know.
Anyways I have been coming on this site and reading/posting, and, apart from the odd kind refusal I am finding the Glasgow swinging scene a non-event unless you go into some other sites that want registration fees etc.
I can't make the Munch through in Edinburgh next month although I do travel through there at least twice a month to indulge myself in my other passion (Diving, and I mean the underwater kind for you with the smutty mind).
So if by chance some nice lady/couple in the neighberhood reads this and feels sorry for this poor Glasgow version of Mr Willis and would like to burst his swinging cherry then please fel free to PM me I'm always here
I'll get of my little feel sorry for myself box now as I have a sore head coming on.
ciao sad :( :( :(