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glasgowllama
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64

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The difference with the Tartan Army and the thugs at the old firm games is such.
The supporters of GLASGOW Celtic FC remain true to their roots and follow the Republic of Ireland and not Scotland therefore no differences need be put aside.
The interesting thing coming out of this particular game and I suppose others in the past is
The players themselves shamed the game with violence and play acting but later that evening they were seen at a charity night raising funds for the Anthony Nolan Fund.
I mean for 90 minutes they hate each other but after they have left the stadia they are the best of mates.
Its the scum that follow them Yes Fruity1976 I can sympathise with you as you do live in what is commonly known as a Proddy strongehold dating back to Billy Fullarton and the Billy Boys. but this was a scheme gang not a bunch of mindless football thugs.
My kids were attending a 21st party in Merchant City when approx 50 wearing ski masks brandishing swords ran amok through the area and across into the Gallowgate
I haven't seen scenes like this since the 70's.
It may be the No Mean City tag is back with a vengeance.
It is saddening
And yes I'm not proud of the action I took against the yobs in the shop I abhor violence of any sort to the point I was visibly shaken and ill the following day as the realisation that I could have been killed myself.
I have studied martial arts for 30 odd years but nothing prepares you for an all out attack like this.
Rant over.
Going to lie down TLC and a nice massage wouldn't go wrong here,
Suppose a cup of coffee and a browse round the rest of the postings will have to suffice.
Why does this beautiful city of my birth decline into a mire of sick sectarian hatred every time these two teams play football.
Not content with fighting on the park, the riots that ran through the city were nothing short of sickening.
I myself was pulled into a melee as I went into my local shop to purchase a loaf of bread.
Two local lads came into to buy cigarettes, when three yobs kicked in the glass doors, shouting abuse at the two boys. Two bottles of Buckfast wine were then smashed over the head of one of them.
It wasn't until the 16yr old daughter of the shop owner was struck and given a mouthful of racial abuse that I decided enough was enough.
Now I am a practicing Buddhist and abhor violence of any type but this got my back up and this wise old Llama became the young polished warrior he once was in days gone by. Unfortunately CCTV cameras picked me up doing my best Steven Segal act as I threw the offending yobs out of the store.
This wouldn't normally phase me, as I have been brought up with violence around me but I was very shaken through into Sunday evening.
So Glasgow city fathers, please clean up this city and stop this hatred and bile that goes on here every time two teams play football.
Now I just feel like a sad OLD man who could have gotten himself killed.
Who said I was a lover not a fighter.
I used to know a couple of places but this time of year they tend to be quiet.
There are hundreds of quiet places around the Central Belt it just needs ppl to start going there and start a new site.
Didn't know there were diffirent laws on the subject CQ but then again Glasgow & Edinburgh even disagree on things that involve sex, ie. like I posted before Glasgow has what 4 lap dancing clubs whereas there seems to be one on every street corner in Leith
Glasgow is very Parochial in its thinking
Its taking long enough to get strip joints/lap dancing clubs without someone starting something like this
Sheeeit
The first Saturday I get off and I'm off DIVING in Loch Long
You want to go drinky poos in town.
won't be back til Sunday.
Jesus reading some of these makes me feel old.
No 1 on my DOB was Elvis Presley with "Wooden Heart"
No never as a workman, however when going through Uni I used to teach ladies self defence.
These then became one-one in the privacy of their homes, when the guy was at work.
Yes I enjoyed them times. Where did they all go.
Dream on old fart, that was about 15 years ago when you had hai, and a six pack was what your abs looked like and not what was in the fridge
I think my wife is seeing someone else.
She has taking to working late in the evening,
Snapped my head off when I picked up her mobile.
She walks the last fifty yards home, why does the taxi drop her fifty yards away
Keeps going out on girlie nights out, talks about the hot new guy in accounts all the time.
I've spotted rust on the wheel arch of my car
So Should I put it into the garage or go to Halfords buy rust remover and do it myself
I am a Weegie and proud of it.
Not the soap dodging, pill popping, Buckie drinking, minging layabout with the tracksuit and burberry bunnet.
But a Weegie anyway and one of the things that is getting to me recently is the kids who speak incoherently either due to drugs or watching too much East Enders.
Have you heard a Glasgow kid with a Glasgow/Cockney mix accent. Believe me it aint nice .
Either that or I'm getting old.
Funny you say that, one of the guys who hangs round my house has had a bad dose of mumps caught in a Glasgow College
I came into this like most single guys looking for an easy shag.
Yes sex with strangers is the main motivator but it does develop into something a bit deeper.
Friendships do happen
OK I haven't met with ANYONE on this site but just coming into the forum and reading the posts, answering a few gives you a kind of kinship to like minded ppl.
Ultimately yes we ALL started out looking for sex and probably for some that is still the case. I come from Glasgow and I'm in here has a single person so theres two strikes against me but I love the banter in here and thats what makes this site all the more addictive.
I would still like to meet strange ppl for sex but it's no longer my main motive
look in Dogging sites
And find one near you
Or as you have a car try the outskirts.
The xxxxxxxxxxxxx near Kilsyth is usually a good spot as is xxxxxxxxxxx
It's a good idea to read the site rules before posting here!!
Sorry folks not intentional
I agree with Happy Cats I am a single guy on here and yes it is hard.
It is ok to slag of the swinging scene in Scotland as a non event but it does exist you just have to be patient. Try the Scottish Munch.
Yes this forum is very good, addictive even, I tend to come in here more or less EVERY lunch time. I don't always post anything but I do get a good laugh at some of the stuff in the cafe.
If you are interested in swinging from this site then yes try the cafe, get to know the regular users. Ok I don't always contribute but sometimes I feel easier reading the comments of others rather than making an arsehole of my self and offending ppl.
It pays sometimes to be nice and not offensive.
Now I'm starting to ramble a lot of shit so I'll go
ciao
I have been an NTL customer since they put Analogue into the Glasgow area.
Recently I have been dogged with very poor customer service and have now switched my phone to BT, and my ISP is now Wanadoo.
I have a 1mb Broadband link with Wanadoo for a month and as I don't download that much this suits me. Yes there is a 2Gb limit but unless your downloading movies or albums or very large files then 2Gb is fine.
Incidently I still keep my DIGI TV through NTL.
I thought there was NO such thing as dogging or any kind of shagging going on in Glasgow.
All the ppl in here are scared of Jags so we just read and hope someone like you guys puts in a post.
Then you get about 300 replies.
PM me if interested in a meet.
Yes
Mr Fulton will be sadly missed by us Weegies
Rab-C and the Big Yin are pale in comparison.
Never mind theres the Steamie, Only an Excuse,
Don't forget River City. And then theres the rest of the mince that gets shovelled back our throats every Hogmanay
Yes that end sequence.
Ralph Macchio (Actual guitarists was Ry Cooder) against Steve Vai
EXCELLENT STUFF.
Face it guys
the only doggers left in Scotland are single guys with dicks in hand and no women in site.
LOL
Try talking to some of the girls in the cafe first. Who knows you might even get a response.
Metallica are kings of the guitar riff.....just listen to the Black album
But yes I agree with most of you.
There are soooooo many GREAT guitar legends out there.
Vai, Satriani, Hendrix, Slash, Hammett the list goes on and on and on and on.............
Some of the old blues guys kick ass all over the place.
You ask Slash who his biggest influence is ...........Brian May
Ask Brian his...........................................................Jimi Hendrix
Ask Jimi....................................................................Elmore James.
These old guys can make an acoustic do what young guys do with a little more electric.
I don't have a particulat fave. It depends on my mood.
It may be Gilmour, Moore, Vai, BB King, Slash,
Yngwie Malmstein is another.
I just lie back and drool.
Yes mate speak for yourself about the cold.
Don't feel it when your snuggled up to a nice young lady.
and yes I have driven out to a couple of sites in my area and they seem to have dried up.
This time last year these sites were on going and you could watch until the cows came home.
Seems the bad weather and the press recently have driven Scots back indoors.
Pity.
Yes i'd be up for any Scottish club.
You stick to your guns.
The only way to stay safe in this world is to make your own set of rules and stick to them
I know its hard sometimes when rejection stares you in the face but what the f**k get up shake your self down and move on.
He aint worth it.
You did good matey. Stick to your own rules.