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look I have told you I am not mentioning Conspiracies.... or theories
wink
To do so is potentially injurious to my health.... and when I put my foot into whatever a certain Miss does like to laugh so much she loses her sweet arse....
Re the grassy Knolll there were no other gunmen
Apollo 11 did land on the moon
There are no little green men )( or women)
I do believe in love at first site
The sun is a great newspaper..... damn 4 out of 5 ....
Gmanxxx
so Kat... this is a new record attempt then?? see what is the higest number of Hidden registered peeps and at the same time have all our guests wondering just who the fuck is postin!!! and when are they all?
Gman
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Hey Sarge - your superior officer has just arrived!

Alex, he may be of a higher rank, but superior remains to be seen!!!!
just a minute.... isn't that the "coughing" Major from Millionaire?.... isn't he disgraced....At least Sarge is a fine upstanding gent!!!
smile
Gman
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Good job I still believe un Santa Claus.... wink Gmanxxx
un Santa Claus? Is that the git who goes round taking all your really good presents and giving them to the kid next door?


Thank goodness for that I though I had lsot what remains of my mind...
81 at last count Sarge...
Gman
Bang soes the record again..... 76
could be busy tonight.... maybe not in cafe but the chatroom will be more mayhem than usual
Gmanxxx
Bear a thought for Dawn Mids.... all these potential newbies wanting to attend the Mids Munch... best wishes Dawn....
I suppose Dawn you could ask them which newspaper they read?
Gmanxxx
I knew that member 5000 Gretchen was a plant.... seesm she was slipped into deep cover some time ago, by goodness knows who....
some foreign regime.... in order to destabilize whatever..
some gutter tabloid for just this reason.... may have us believe she is a long term member...
Good job I still believe un Santa Claus.... wink
Gmanxxx
Suspect it might go again tonight Sarge when the sun readers get home from work...
Gman
Peeps might like to edit their profiles of any e mail contact addies... just a thought...
Gman
Pete I have never had any complaints
Gmanxxx
beautifully marinaded!!!
Sarge , thats alright then .... thought that the rebllious Sarge that I know and love was becoming somewhat conservative and mainstream... not at all like you...
Gman
Sarge it changed direction a while ago, well before you got all hott under the collar
cool down man... enjoy
relax and think of the benefits
Gman
loathe to reply but hey what the heck...
Pete in my Delia cooks Penises ( published by BBC at ) she has very many recipes that include much basting and even macerating, and marinating, but without exception Delia never cooks her penises.... they are all eaten raw and invariable hard.... along with garnishes of chocolate, cream and amaretto and Ice....
regards
Gman..... just going back to slater on pussy....!!!
wink
Room for a little one..... stop laughing.... just out of the bath need some more heat and then perhaps .... only perhaps a cool shower...... now don't tell me this i a public baths shy sauna.... surely just towels or nothing....
Gmanxxxx wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
By the way, nice avatar Mr FC wink

Hey TC it reminds me of Officer Dibble!!!!
regards
chou chou
would not want to slice off your head, but ask the question .... what does it matter....? no one here would welcome idle chatter about our sexuality, and again no one here would challenge or deride the sexuality or orientation of peeps on this site, so why question Robbie W or whoever else
just a thought..
Gman
Or even the propsed camping trip to Newgale beach in pembrokeshire.... I know where I want to retire to .....
Gmanxxxx
SARGE
they are starting to marshall forces already..... plans are needed, contingency and otherwise.... we need to be well underground with one of those wartime tables with models , and uniformed female staff pushing models across a map of the GFZ ... and a stratergy QUICK
Gman
Quote by Moist
Ok then I will bring a bottle of Absynth & we can share the crunch creams....
Whos gonna lick up the crumbs though?? :twisted:

moist ... it depends where you drop them,, but I am so close to offering... :twisted: :twisted:
Gman
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Absolutely nuttin.... so many sign up and bugger off... I am increasingly thinkin we need to nurture cafe talent, or atleast seduce them from the chatroom madness...
, it is not that long ago that Gretchen signed up as member 5000, prob just over a month ago...and I have still yet to shag the entire forum....wonder if newbies realise that treat awaits them... ( yes that was my prize)
Gman
This time of night I find myself wishing I was a chain around Moist!
Gmanxxxxx redface
Come on Djohn... you know we don't talk cash in here... Blue will just want a few photos....
Gman.... not a clue bout my purple bar
Oh dear you two have met.... will life ever be the same, well service in the GFZ might improve, and if Mrs FC joins in it could be an interesting weekend to come.... Looking fwd to it although I shall be away for the Saturday, got to take a trip to the mids....
anyway have fun you two but be gentle with the guys... wink
Gmanxxxxxx
Misschief kiss :kiss:
I will stay close to the bunker I promise..
Gmanxxx
Several Genealogy , discussion groups to do with my surname and my county, and an arts festival Forum...
Gman
Lucy
would I be right in thinking tha size JJ is Jordans Juggs?
Gmanxxx
Jags
no one suggested that the early closure had been for any reason.... I merely asked the question, what was happening and why.... Mark talked of conspiracy theories,,, I merely quipped about grassy Knolls etc ... I could have added lunar landings..
I for one was not aware that there was a timing issue related to Mods retiring.... and I suspect neither did our military friend...
Please do not have a bad day on my account.... mine will be bad enough as it is ... as I have to take my daughter to the funeral of a gent who had become a much loved grandfather figure to her over the last 10 years.... Cancer is such an indiscrimanate bastard... today will be thus tough enough without me having to think that I made you day bad....
Gmanxxx